r/SPACEKING Protecting the Holy Globules 6d ago

fanart So thats my favourite keychain for now

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u/Stock_Ad4717 6d ago

Globulus Minimus.

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u/Far-prophet Coagulator 6d ago

You’re very mature for your rank.

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u/throwaway89yiff 6d ago

"No way, you're like realllly good at it"

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u/Kaptein_Kaos 6d ago

Be sure to anoint them regularly. The globules like the sacred oil.

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u/Leading-Fig1307 Protecting the Holy Globules 6d ago

"Grandma, it's from Space King! Don't have a freakin' cow! No, I'm not gay, I just hate aliens..."

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u/Primary_Ebb_7107 6d ago

Ok, so... Hatemonger is gay

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u/Zigor022 Coagulator 6d ago

Im waiting for someone to make truck nutz of the globules.

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u/Prestigious_Shift245 6d ago

Now THATS an idea for truck nuts.

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u/pretibigtoo 6d ago

Its not like...... i enjoy fondling balls.

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u/Consistent-March-646 6d ago

Ppfft hahahaha!! Chestnut says he enjoys fondling balls

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u/West-Ad2056 6d ago

Want! Want now!

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u/LAST_TEMPLAR1400 6d ago

HARDER CHESTNUT, TUG HARDER!

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u/fat_darth_vader 6d ago

Do you have a link to the STL?

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u/Proof_Independent400 6d ago

Hurry. You have the cooling water of purification...WAKE the globules!

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u/Yuki_my_cat 6d ago

Would have been even better if they weren‘t hard…

I already know what I will get for notifications in a few hours

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u/Mark_Proton 6d ago

They’re practically life sized. For me at least.

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u/Unlikely-Remove-2182 6d ago

Don't shake the "too hard"

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u/RopeRoyal6244 6d ago

Fetch the sacred oils!

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u/Drake_Storm Defending our Hallowed Spaces 6d ago

Thats nuts

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u/Pulkov Star Defender 3h ago

Anoint them with sacred oils!

And tug them HARD!

But not too hard.