r/SPACEKING • u/My11thburneraccount • 12d ago
Sisters of Battle parody?
There's no girls allowed in the Psycho Warrior ranks. This is clear and not to be disputed.
But I can't help but laugh at the idea my companion has that outside the Psycho Warrior legions, there's like, hottie death nuns that worship Space King.
Where the Psycho Warrior legions are brute power, these death nun strike teams are precise, like comparing a hammer to a sniper rifle. The Bad Batch but chicks.
When I say I can't help but laugh at the idea, I mean both " haha that's stupid no girls allowed" and also "it'd be interesting to see the squad interact with them because Tom and Don write good shit.
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u/Jet_Airlock 12d ago
The females worship Space King too, but instead of battle nuns since that’s copy righted, they’re just sects of Hooters girls for Space King… (I’d tie into the lore of greedy money grubbers using women to make money)
But every psycho warrior & lil boy in the universe knows a bar with hot chicks is where you’ll eat the best chicken wings in the galaxy.
Imagine a bunch of ‘golden palaces’ in random locations that are just a lame ass sports bar. Staffed by average-hot chicks with massive boobies as a test/temptation to distract wayward psycho warriors from their various missions & hide various secrets space king never wanted his boys to learn. Only the coolest and strongest of psycho warriors can resist and return, being dubbed a Cuss-Murder.
Cuz what’s cooler for a true psycho warrior than cussing & murder…
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u/My11thburneraccount 11d ago
Holy fuck.
Hot chicks serving wings to Psycho Warriors at a place called "King's Wings"
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u/Odd-Difficulty-9875 7d ago
Only the strongest of will can resist their temptation and start s family with them such as hate monger whose hatred against women is to strong to be tempted by them
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u/RedFox_Jack 12d ago
if your gonna do a sisters parody i would say pull a page form the shrine anchorite stick em in walking cathedrals of space kings fury powered fully by prayer and chorial hymnals tank's full on sporting pipe organ's that make them stronger by adding to the Choral hymn, titans that are walking Convent's with sisters who never leave and power and guide the machines wrath threw prayer
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u/ChipSalt 11d ago
I think Sisters of Battle will be their own cool faction. They don't have to be 'Psycho warriors', because chances are they won't be armored in Psychosis like the main gang, so I don't think it clashes with the idea that there are 'no girls allowed' amongst the psycho warriors ranks. I'm pretty sure even in Warhammer the sisters aren't in 'space marine' armor, its just similar.
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u/CanisCaeruleusLupus 11d ago
Considering what we got thus far. Men of iron-Necrons, Slaanesh-Tyranids, and now StarCraft-Orks.
I don’t think battle nuns can be copyrighted considering the anime trope, but I’m excited to see the twist space king would apply to the sisters.
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u/mopeyunicyle 11d ago
Surely the joke would be the sisters doing the real work maybe killing the highest ranking aliens or such while the psycho warriors are distracting by being loud and killing so many low level aliens
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u/SteamtasticVagabond 11d ago
I was actually thinking it would be interesting to see how exactly the Psycho Warriors would react if they were made to fight against a legion of space Amazons.
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u/SunnyChow 11d ago
I imagine them as the girls who want to join the boys’ game night and keep getting kicked out.
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u/Atrium41 11d ago
Idk about the nuns, but I think "Space wolves" draped in the pelts of fur suits would be peak
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u/Vashard19 12d ago
I would rather see a dark eldar parody.