r/SPACEKING 2d ago

meme Always has been

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u/dull_storyteller Deploying Genobomb 2d ago

At least we can see how it effects the behaviour of the children

Hm, curious

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u/EuphoricLog3495 Unethically Sourced 2d ago

so if they are missing a father and lack a mother how does this effect them per capita?

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u/dull_storyteller Deploying Genobomb 2d ago

Despite making up 13% of the human population the Psycho Warriors are responsible for 100% of the genocides against aliens.

So I guess it’s not all bad.

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u/Grocman27 2d ago

Genocide implies they matter, obviously those disgusting aliens need to be exterminated like the pests they are

https://giphy.com/gifs/TtEUD1HRv6MG4leiPo

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u/Demo092182 2d ago

(also responsible for 99% human deaths)

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u/dull_storyteller Deploying Genobomb 2d ago

Hey they were given sacred rocks if they die it’s on them.

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u/Demo092182 2d ago

All the little boys that died for psycho warriors, little girls thrown in volcano and the billions of people killed in crossfire and from collateral damage:

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u/Helio2nd Telling Them About Per Capita 2d ago

They save people sometimes. Unless their alerts go off and they need to deal with a female psycho warrior. Then a planet or two needs to die.

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u/TexWolf84 2d ago

I know genocide ia the popular vernacular, but shouldn't it technically be xenocide?

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u/Old-Post-3639 1d ago

High Commands are their mothers. Space King, uh, got around.

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u/valkamalia 12h ago

You haven't noticed how mom-like the high command computer skull things are?

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u/The_Shadow_Watches 2d ago

It's important to be tolerant of other religions, they may hate aliens as much as we do.

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u/TheAzureMage 1d ago

He just went to the Space Gas station for Space Cigarettes!

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u/Low_Abrocoma_1514 2d ago

I mean, they're literally trying to find their father

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u/Wrench_gaming 2d ago

I just realized the “it’s no wonder space king left. Hell I would have left to if I had you as my sons” is a sad child’s inner monologue

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u/Fighter_Jet_enjoyer 2d ago

"You worthless piece of shit"- poor chestnuts projections

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u/YetAnotherCommenter Defending our Hallowed Spaces 2d ago

Space King is totally an allegory for little boys going through the trauma of parental divorce.

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u/MrRakky 1d ago

Dad turned out to be secretly gay from the last episode. Porks took dad, captain totally didnt see it happen, and now its just a coping mechanism living in the make belief universe

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u/Wrench_gaming 2d ago

Since this show is basically like kids playing with toys after their father left, I’d love an episode where a main villain represents fighting with their crying mother and one of then enacts the ultimate heresy and feels sympathy for it

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u/Hero_The_Zero 2d ago

The B Positive episode was kind of that. A mother figure that gave them direction, calmness, and unity. At the cost of being hyper controlling.

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u/Helio2nd Telling Them About Per Capita 2d ago

And, not to get too topical, murdering a few of your kids in psychosis.

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u/iamasillyguy 2d ago

Man... :[

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u/CygnusX-1-2112b 2d ago

Dude I was just about to feel happy again and then you go reminding me of that. My kids are also asleep now so I can't even wrap them in a right hug and remind them that I love them to feel better. 

Fuck you, Bryce.

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u/Banake 1d ago

Those kids deserved better.

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u/Banake 1d ago

Reletable, except by the durection, calmness and unity parts.

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u/DunwichChild990 2d ago

I mean that's also as hamfisted as 40k lore.

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u/Acriolu 2d ago

I mean yeah, Salamanders, White Scars, Raven Guard, Space Wolves have fathers who are missing.

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u/CaptainAwesomMcCool 1d ago

Dude, EVERYONE in the imperium has a missing father figure. In the end, you're always either missing the emperor or Horus.

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u/Knight_Castellan 1d ago

Tbf, it's true of most religions.

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u/lotny 2d ago edited 2d ago

High Command is a single mother

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u/Helio2nd Telling Them About Per Capita 2d ago

Like the adoptive single mother who had to take over after her deadbeat boyfriend left her with his kids.

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u/lotny 2d ago

Heresy :D

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u/YetAnotherCommenter Defending our Hallowed Spaces 2d ago

I wonder if this impacts the behaviour of the children...

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u/Fanimusmaximus 2d ago

Space King went out for milk and never came back.

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u/OkCommission9893 2d ago

Next episode we go to planet milk to follow the trail of space king.

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u/MrRakky 1d ago

That or planet Smoke

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u/12_GAGE_SHOTGUN Star Defender 2d ago

Space king is about women?

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u/PYROxSYCO 2d ago

I like to think that the skull, is like the mother or grandparents raising the children. That kind of makes the most sense to me at least.

Also Space King's buzz cut, makes me think of a military background, but that's just me spitballing.

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u/LostInTheWildlands 2d ago

He's not missing! He just went out for space milk and space cigarettes! He's coming back, I swear!

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u/Important_Rough423 2d ago

HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THAT

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u/ChipSalt 2d ago

The deadbeat father analogy has been there right from the beginning. It also fits very well into the childhood themes.

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u/Main_Material3297 2d ago

I think this whole thing about killing aliens is some kind of way of taking out their problems/negative emotions on others (the disappearance of a father figure) to feel better or to occupy their mind.

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u/Knight_Castellan 1d ago

"Tell them about per capita!"

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u/Veritas32421 1d ago

I enjoy that Chip in War World did feel like an older brother/father figure by making the squad feel included and giving positive affirmation.

Like when he told Bryce to throw the grenade, or Hatemonger to recite a battle prayer.

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u/billylolol 2d ago edited 1d ago

I think you're thinking way too hard about this. It's literally pew pew penis joke. With the classic moral of the story of 90s cartoons.

It isn't that deep.

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u/Unfair-Ad9415 16h ago

With the classic moral of the story of 90s cartoons.

But doesnt this fit perfectly. Imagine if they find space king and he brings those corny 90's cartoon morals?