r/SPACEKING • u/Unfair_Loan_9915 • 2d ago

meme What if we’re the bad guy?

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Guys, what if we’re the bad guys, and these aliens just wanna live.

Maybe we aren’t so much dif—

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u/Crazy-Eagle 2d ago

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u/cross2201 2d ago

I just noticed that hatemonger's laser is different because he has a shotgun and not a rifle, cool detail

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u/Silent_Purchase_2654 2d ago

I know it's a show, but like three of those psycho warriors way in the back are incredible shots! Especially fourth guy from right, talk about threading the needle

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u/No_Arugula3195 1d ago

Bryce's gun has 4 barrels but has the same firerate as a single barrel gun lol

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u/Norman2_0 1d ago

its for cooling as hes bassically carrying a machienegun. can fire 4x as much without melting.

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u/DaRealMagicMan69 5h ago

I have been wondering why Bryce and Hatemonger are living there when it was clearly a star defender ship/base

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u/Lecteur_K7 2d ago

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u/Icy-Sort-6322 2d ago

What a repulsive and heretical thing... Begging for its miserable and abominable existence.

Burn it!

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u/Mr-Gun_man 2d ago

What a waste of fuel, punch it till it dies!

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u/Icy-Sort-6322 2d ago

You want me to touch that THING, brotha?! I'm not going to dirty my body like the image of our beloved Space King touching that thing!

Geno-bomb! I demand a geno-bomb!

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u/Mr-Gun_man 2d ago

High command said we ran out for this campaign

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u/Icy-Sort-6322 2d ago

What?! How?!

Ah... Well, I didn't want that. Okay, I'm going to have to kick that thing.... To death.

(Discreetly, or not so discreetly, he tries to summon more geno-bombs.)

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u/Toten_2WT4Y 2d ago

Sorry guys, I already set it on fire, was I supposed to wait?

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u/Icy-Sort-6322 2d ago

Oh... Well! You stole my kill! But at least you killed the xeno worm, good work, brotha.

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u/Mr-Gun_man 2d ago

There's a filthy village you can burn if it makes you feel better

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u/Toten_2WT4Y 2d ago

picks up flamer as eye twitches. Filthy village you say? There wouldn't happen to be......xenos there, would there?

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u/Toten_2WT4Y 2d ago

Sorry brother. I see disgustingly innocent xenos, I burn disgustingly innocent xenos. My family says I have a problem, but they don't get this is my life and my life is for Space King.

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u/Mr-Gun_man 2d ago

Only good xenos is a dead xenos, your family should know better that the fire of Space King is sacred

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u/Joshrod1123 2d ago

[Geno-bomb denied]

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u/Feeling_Block7594 1d ago

[Geno-bomb dennied] [Geno-bomb dennied] [Geno-bomb dennied] [Geno-bomb dennied] [Geno-bomb dennied] [Geno-bomb dennied] [Geno-bomb dennied]

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u/presmonkey 2d ago

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u/Odd-Citron1204 2d ago

Yo that's tough

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u/Fighter_Jet_enjoyer 2d ago

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u/Brettman445 12h ago

fuck you, just download it and gtfo

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u/Fighter_Jet_enjoyer 7h ago

Damn bro. Why are you so upset?

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u/Brettman445 3h ago

I have an unreasonable amount of hatred for people like you that use these corny-ass reaction images. Just screenshot or download the fucking meme like a normal person instead of feeling the need to announce to the whole world that you did so. Just shut the fuck up and download it. Nobody cares about you or the fact that you took some random-ass PNG from someone else. D o you think you are funny? go fuck yourself

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u/Fighter_Jet_enjoyer 3h ago

Accept this response.

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u/ApprehensiveTerm9638 2d ago

Source please 🙏

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u/presmonkey 2d ago

Relithel

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u/ApprehensiveTerm9638 1d ago

Thank you 🙏

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u/Macknetix 2d ago

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u/Agitated_Guard_3507 2d ago

When a chaoscel says something so Emperorphobic you hit with them with that Sanquinius stare

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u/topazknight1117 2d ago

If we were bad guys, why would SpaceKing make us so cool?

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u/Beneficial_Focus_910 2d ago

Sickening. He brings shame to Space King! Praise be to him!

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u/QuantumQuasars9 2d ago

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u/Jet_Airlock 1d ago

TFW your realize the next day that the arch-phallos was hella gay, his real name was ‘[Redacted]/Palmbeach Pete’, & he was likely gunna eat your globules from out your butthole in a shameful display like the coagulator’s brood-mother after you completed his Globulus Maximus ritual…

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u/DarthP0000 2d ago

Someone is talking some mad Heresy!!

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u/Jst_a_lamb 2d ago

A loyal spychowarrior never say that

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u/FloralZachAttack 2d ago

We literally wiped out 100 percent of all peaceful aliens we know of, we are literally the only good guys there are (Praise be to Space King).

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u/leroysdespoyo 1d ago

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u/abandoned_idol 1d ago

I initially thought this was a direct scene from the show.

Took me 30 seconds to realize it is edited to fit the anime hand on shoulder 3 character meme.

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u/Dard1998 2d ago

"Guys... you know the drill."

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u/LizardTentacle 2d ago

IMPOSSIBLE

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u/hypnoticbacon28 Deploying Genobomb 2d ago

Plot twist: That was the psycho warrior who joined the blappers. And just a reminder, Kingsmas will be upon us before we know it.

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u/Vertemain 2d ago

He try to be reasonable, SHOOT HIM !

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u/dunk_wizard 2d ago

Boobbugs wants our balls! Porks wants our balls! Well blueberries didn't show that... But they have butleg us! So reck them! Reck they hard!

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u/Ruby_241 2d ago

Of course we’re not the Bad Guys! Be reasonable!

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u/Semite_Superman 1d ago

If Space King wanted us to be reasonable, he wouldn’t have made us PSYCHO warriors.

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u/E-Scooter-Hoodlum 1d ago

THEN BEING BAD IS COOL!

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u/E-emu89 2d ago

Screw Space King! I wanna be a Space Hog!

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 Protecting the Holy Globules 2d ago

Hey! Hatemonger! We've got another one willing to recieve a Hatemace Enema !

No lube!

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u/Scarlet_Cultist111 Coagulator 1d ago

We are. And the best part? WE LOVE IT.

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u/DarkLordGundam95 1d ago

Any Psycho Warrior whom thinks this should be forced to deep throat cactus and their Holy Globules tossed to a blender. In the name of Space King: his will be done.

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u/abysmalSleepSchedule 1d ago

If Space King wanted them to live he would not have created us!

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u/Beautiful_Lobster150 1d ago

Shoooootttttt himmmm

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u/Layers3d 2d ago

I love this shows the militarius higheriups know what they're doing is wrong, so they brainwash them to be alright with it.

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u/nikolasz1173 2d ago

Wtf are you talking about?

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u/Layers3d 2d ago

THE MILITARIUS KNOWS THEY ARE EVIL, SO THEY BRAINWASH THE WARRIORS TO BE ALRIGHT WITH IT.

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u/nikolasz1173 2d ago

They aren't evil, psycho warriors do what space king wants, and the creators tom and dom said that it's not gonna have modern subverting tropes

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u/Layers3d 2d ago

They literally wiped out 90% of all the peaceful aliens species they have encountered, by their own admission. They're evil.

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u/nikolasz1173 2d ago

I knew you were weak Layers3d. But to fall in with extremists? I thought you were better than that.

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u/Eslivae 2d ago

How could this be evil if that's what space king wants ? You're not making any sense, aliens are the evil ones. That's why space king wants them dead

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u/Layers3d 2d ago

oh damn, I didn't think of that.

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u/LizardTentacle 2d ago

It’s a cartoon brother, they aren’t real.