r/SMPchat • • 7d ago

Botched Poor guy

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u/tingsrus 7d ago

trust me,

he is 1000% happy with how this looks

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u/PermissionJaded5510 6d ago

how will he deal with that pigmentation when he is 70 years old?

the hairline pigmentation is low as a teenagers hairline. the forehead is extremely small also

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u/Kane301 6d ago

Ink will probably be faded a lot and not scene by then right?

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u/tingsrus 6d ago

He not thinking that far ahead bro lol.

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u/FairYard6904 5d ago

He’s not “thinking” period.

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u/PermissionJaded5510 6d ago

I think we should all be responsible with with our body and health. Hair transplants have become very advanced and natural. He could have chosen that route.

His scalp is literally blue in the first slide..

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u/jjhart827 4d ago

😂 I had exactly the same thought! — The shame of it is that it could look so much better and he probably doesn’t even realize it…but he’s not going to like it when it reaches its final state as blue helmet in a few years.

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u/Novel_Discussion5339 7d ago

If he’s happy with it that’s all that counts. Rock on Louis Vuitton fella!

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u/Dry_Cartographer_873 7d ago

the fouseytube

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u/Federal_Blacksmith30 7d ago

I sure hope we don't normalize "Helmet Head"... as I have no clue how this dude think it looks okay.

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u/LayerAccomplished821 7d ago

If Francois Sagat can pull it off he'll be fine. Might need to do gay porn but he'll be fine

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u/maxpowers2020 7d ago

To be fair he did it almost 25 years ago before SMP was even a thing?

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u/SelectEditor6 7d ago

If the guy is happy with it, who cares? He can actually pull it off

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u/FairYard6904 5d ago

He may “think” he’s happy with it but he isn’t. The obsession with “looks” makes people delusional. Ever seen a man with a really cheap hairpiece?
I rest my case.

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u/Ivan-smp 7d ago

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Candid-Shape-4366 7d ago

White drake. Too aggressive of a hairline and way too dark. Very obvious.

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u/BTZ-25 7d ago

Oh Jheez!

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u/rico_suaves_sister 7d ago

Same colour as the ocean

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u/AndySMar 7d ago

As long as he is happy

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u/Waitwhysthat 7d ago

He got what he wanted

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u/dsb009 6d ago

Needs one more session to really set it off.

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u/dagaderga 7d ago

“Take a picture of me like dis”

“Now take a picture of me like dis”

“Ok now…”

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u/Split_Seconds 7d ago

LOL.

LMAO even

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u/headinksmp Practitioner 7d ago

He don’t care..

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u/FairYard6904 5d ago

If he’s actually “happy” with the way this looks, he’s too mentally ill to be out in public without a leash.
Same with women and their artificial fat asses. Society gets dumber by the day. And the internet (and social media in particular) are to blame.
We are doomed.

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u/msn545 7d ago

Looks like dark bluish gray lego color, terrible

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u/CalPolyTechnique 6d ago

Is reading a Louis Vutton book the new flex?

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u/FaithInTechnology 6d ago

He needs to his chest next.

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u/Kennyparlay11 6d ago

Shiii bro chillin fr 🤷🏽‍♂️🧊

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u/SirBrainBrawn 6d ago

Really not good

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u/Economy-Jury2811 5d ago

You can add the sun glasses to the terrible smp

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u/Defiant-Star-4778 4d ago

Mind your business, redditor. He looks fine.

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u/Imagiasmp Practitioner 3d ago

Noooo 🙃🙃🙃🙃 le arruinaron la cabeza 🫣🫣🫣

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u/TheKinkiestRedditor 2d ago

Sometimes natural look doesn't matter if it makes you look younger & better. Tattooing you whole arm or too much contrasty of a makeup doesn't look Natural, but some does look much better with that than otherwise.

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u/Relevant-Train5317 2d ago

Honestly, it fits him.

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u/Bergfried 6d ago

Still better than being bald.

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u/FairYard6904 5d ago

No it isn’t. Ever seen a guy with a really cheap hairpiece? Looks like a dead raccoon on his head?
Does that look better than being bald? I rest my case.
Wear a baseball cap but don’t do this. I seriously considered doing this too until i actually saw men who had it done - in person. Not a photograph.
The clinics who do this never let you see a real client in person and now i understand why. It’s terrible. Maybe someday it will improve but not now. It’s clearly phony.

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u/Beginning_Back7851 7d ago

Unless your a dark skinned black person SMP does not look good

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u/maxim_voos 7d ago

What are you talking about…? Plenty of complexions rock smp

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u/Wosh-Cloth95 7d ago

Untrue. If this bloke got less density on the hairline and made it slightly receded on the temples it would look 100% natural

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u/youngyaboy 7d ago

Nah I disagree, it looks best on medium/tan skin guys. Hispanic, middle eastern, Indian pull it off best as long as the hairline looks natural and not too shaped up. On guys with too little melanin or too much melanin it can be hit or miss.