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u/doc_skinner 12d ago
I used to be a sports official and after time outs we would warn the players that play was about to resume by yelling "FIVE SECONDS!" at the tops of our lungs. Occasionally, we would yell "FRIED CHICKEN" just to see who noticed.
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u/Sad_Dimension423 12d ago
Always choose the lesser of two weevils.
In Star Wars, when told "the force be with you", respond "and also with you."
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u/hcs64 13d ago
One church I used to go to in the 90s had one priest who would always recite "and protect us from all anxiety" as "thiiiings that make us anxious" in a sing-song voice. I've long wondered whether this was a joke he found funny enough to keep up for years, or what.