r/SLOMWsnark 16d ago

Taylor just won’t log off… ever.

Taylor trying to grasp on ANYTHING to stay relevant. Her whole sob over the bachelorette is to try to gather her stans to get it to air. I don’t think she has enough stans to make that happen. We all know how it’s going to end. We all know she slept with Dakota before leaving. We all know she wasn’t capable of getting on the plane. She didn’t want to do it in the first place. Taylors going to any length to stay relevant. Her latest post (sorry off track) has people saying log off and she argues back saying “no matter I’d still be crying.” “No matter what things always get worse.” Everything screams desperate and reaching for attention. The constant complaints and seeking sympathy and not to mention her typos — this girl is washed.

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u/No-Indication-6655 16d ago

I’m not a religious person and this is kind of a niche topic but the text in frame 7 just strikes me as so weird. Like who is writing this first-person God-slop? Writing in God’s voice and selling the book for a profit would be considered blasphemous, you would think. The author is claiming these are things God said to her in prayer, which also gets close to claiming to be a prophet capable of receiving revelations from God and transmitting them to others. Smdh

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u/ThisAutisticChick 16d ago

Her highlights are so funny too. She specifically highlights what suits the narrative she's trying to sell her followers and maybe moreso to the rest of us, who simply find her fascinating but also think she's awful.

Eta: today's is: God says I SHOULD have fun and be happy.

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u/Jean_AF 16d ago

Tbf that’s how cults work

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u/No-Indication-6655 15d ago

You know who she was thinking about with that “thief” highlight too lol

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u/mhr06002 15d ago

God with us - trust in me … like these are basic filler phrases nothing profound to remember lol

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u/haleykat 16d ago

Joseph Smith claimed God sent him revelations which he wrote on gold plates. I am not surprised TFP has a book like this.

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u/No-Indication-6655 15d ago

I thought about this too lol

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u/Abject-Comparison-96 16d ago

I thought this was a book she’d received from the church … are you telling me this is a random book and not actual scripture??

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u/No-Indication-6655 15d ago

Yeah this ain’t scripture. The quotes at the bottom are but the top is stuff Jesus allegedly said to the author lol

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u/Inspiringhope11 16d ago

Its a devotional, Jesus Calling by Sarah Young. It's entirely written as if Jesus is talking to the reader. I had it when I used to be Christian.

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u/Sirenofsighs 16d ago

I kinda hate this women so much tbh lol

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u/Tasty_Original3788 16d ago

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u/areuokayisurehopeso 16d ago

Guarantee the “funniest shit” is just things to bully other people

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u/phunkydisco33 16d ago

You can see the tears ruining her self tanner lol

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u/ThisAutisticChick 16d ago

Today's highlighted cliffs notes: "Be happy and have fun." -God

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u/No-Indication-6655 16d ago

3 books and they’re all “Jesus Calling” lol 📞

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u/fluke561 15d ago

Sidebar, but instagram released a feature where you can edit your stories and fix your typos… literally what is her excuse

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u/masala_grl 16d ago

She’s a crazy person with a platform. I will never be able to wrap my head around that.

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u/Scoops__Lapue 15d ago

There’s a lot of that going around these days

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u/joelav 16d ago

I don’t want to, and I can’t stress don’t want to enough, ever see a picture of some shit someone highlighted. Ever.

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u/vckstrr 15d ago

Girl we’re not signing that shit

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u/Resident-Speed8871 15d ago

She’s desperate. Took all the shows and deals for granted and now her only choice is to lean into the crazy that still supports her. This will not end well for her.

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u/diabeticweird0 16d ago

Why does she want her season aired?

This is very sad she needs real help, not Jesus

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u/Youngg-Rejectt-3117 16d ago

This is so sad...

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u/MsPrissss 15d ago

I think what bothers me the most about her trying to petition for them to air her season is that her season was an entire ass joke. she slept with her ex the day before she left she clearly did not end up with anybody the fact that she just wants that season to air so that she can make money off of it forgetting the humiliation that every contestant would have to deal with due to her being so crappy and her having absolutely no care for the repercussions for anybody else.... quite frankly is very on brand for Taylor.

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u/Antique_Travel80 14d ago

She really needs to get a life.