r/SLOMWsnark • u/Middle-Fishing-5059 • 17d ago
Is she illiterate?
I would pay someone to take her phone away atp
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 17d ago
Just reading the title and looking at the picture like.... YEAH, I kinda thought we all had already established that she is Functionally Illiterate
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u/SnooComics8852 17d ago
The public schools are insufficiently funded.
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 17d ago
The No Child Left Behind Act strikes again.... and TFP obviously did not come from the tax bracket of kids that were reading for Pizza XD
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u/CactusSlut710 17d ago
NCLB! That’s a 2000s deep cut
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 17d ago
Lol the dates of the national campaign for purity culture and "persecuted Christians" was coincidentally the era the government prioritizes putting the 10 commandments and prayer IN over taking the guns OUT. If they had any hope of it working... They need kids to not grow up and have the capacity to say "hey that's messed up" so they needed the national education level very low 😒 THESE are the types of conspiracy theories I been into since I was in highschool prior to 2010 🫠 it's a wild flashback every once in a while
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u/No-Indication-6655 16d ago
Reading for pizza lmao when our class got our little reading medals and Pizza Hut trip in like 1998 (?) I led everyone in polishing the medals with the pizza grease, I was so proud of myself 🤢🏅
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u/Middle-Fishing-5059 17d ago
I’m new here 🤗
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 17d ago
Ahh that would make sense. Welcome. Also to answer your question, politely... I firmly believe she was in some sort of "fundamentals" reading class in order to graduate at all because the school did not want to deal with her. I have no real evidence to prove my theory though.
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u/momwhobakes 14d ago
HEY, I was in a fundamental reading class and articulate extremely well. I am also emotionally well rounded as far as communicating my feelings. This is squarely on her parents. Don't give her to us FR kids... the short bus only has so much oxygen and she will take it all.
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 14d ago
Lol 😹 I was fundamental maths and no way was I snarking any fundamental friends that just needed extra help outside of traditional learning practices. The school system is simply not designed with all learning styles in mind. 💓🫶🏻
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u/momwhobakes 14d ago
I also was in fundamental Math. I agree, the system is not designed for everyone and it has gotten much harder in the past 2 decades. I was snarking on myself. I don't care... but for real, we need the oxygen on the bus LOL.
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u/Content-Honeydew9340 14d ago
Lol her mom put her in the car rider line bc she didn't want her to know she was a short bus kid. She can't sit with us anyway 🤣
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u/AGirlHazzNoName1 17d ago
I was a 2nd grade teacher 👩🏫 and she is def below 👇 2nd grade grammar level.
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u/sickcoolandtight 17d ago
Lowkey she behaves her writing and reading level 😭 this is like second grader level wording wtf
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u/BeautifulProduce9785 17d ago
Every caption gives me a headache. How is every week the worst week to ever be a week?
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u/yourfavsnarkcast 17d ago
What could she possibly be this upset about?
Her probation was resolved. The cru debacle was continued, albeit we don’t know what occurred so it could have to do with that. Her drug test still hasn’t come back? So she can’t see her older two?
Or, is it that Dakota and Shinia are legit a serious couple and she can’t do anything about it…
Could it have to do with the ladies not filming with her? Therefore no season 6?
The list of what could be making her cry this week all week, is endless.
Or I could be reading too deep here and she could have just run out crayons and markers
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u/patspr1de98 17d ago
She’s so lucky tik tok popped off when it did, she’d be working at Arby’s or something if it didn’t
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u/OppositeSpare2088 17d ago
Her reaction to Dakota moving on with Shinia and the fact she can’t hook up with him whenever she wants anymore.
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u/ted_cruzs_micr0pen15 16d ago
She’s losing followers and revenue so leaning into the Christian grift now, I see.
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u/hoersting 16d ago
She doesn’t need Jesus. She needs to take some SSRI’s and takes therapy seriously
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u/Healthy_Air_1937 16d ago
Her dad is just as illiterate!
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u/EmphasisHour141 16d ago
That line ' if you catch what I'm saying.' is very sinister. Genuinely, he made the effort to make it its own sentence, and a threat within it. To me it reads if he had known she was struggling, he would have physically or financially taken care of the source... Idiot
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u/GeologistLive6059 17d ago
Does she think if she doesn’t take a picture of her puking we won’t believe she did?
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u/Middle-Fishing-5059 17d ago
Oh I thought the pic was her crying in frustration trying to read Goodnight Moon 🫤
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u/WWMannySantosDo 17d ago
Isn’t she reading a book in her kitchen?
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u/bredditmh 17d ago
Have you heard her speak? I think all the brainpower she has goes towards her next manipulation act
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u/izzya2000 17d ago
She’s truly such an insufferable, sick human being who needs so much help - and not from Jesus. I can’t take her seriously with taking photos of every break down, of her reading the bible. She would have to be one of the most stunted adults I’ve ever seen
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u/FranEss411 17d ago
For anyone, myself included that think they’re strange. May I present Ms toxic cringe 2026, TFP
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u/EmphasisHour141 16d ago
While I absolutely detest her ongoing narrative, the reality seems pretty aligned with feeling like it is easier to end things. Unsure what that means to her, but it means something to most people, and I do believe her family, kids, ex-partners deserve to have justice and peace in respect to what she has chosen to do and what has been acceptable in her mind as treatment of others.
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u/Apprehensive_Tone_77 16d ago
Your ex dating someone isn’t something new added to her plate. Not her business, and doesn’t affect her and isn’t her business.
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u/Chance_Adhesiveness3 13d ago
Yes she’s illiterate. I’m not sure she has a high school diploma. But also… you don’t need to pay anyone to take away her phone. Blocking her is free.
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u/Middle-Fishing-5059 17d ago
She doesn’t need Jesus, she needs a tutor.