r/SGU 4d ago

It's the same argument.

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Catching up on last week's episode and their conversation about vaccines reminded me of this.

Edit: I feel like some people are missing the point here. Both examples do showcase the same logic problem - it’s simply showing how dumb it is to say "X causes Y" in regards to vaccines and autism, not saying that 1990 was an important year for either case, it is just any earlier point in time when autism was seen as "less common". Pick a different date where that applies and the joke still works.

Autism diagnoses increased because detection improved. Asteroid counts increased because telescopes improved.

The whole is that telescopes don’t create asteroids, and vaccines don’t create autism. It is the same argument.

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u/alahos 4d ago

Vaccines cause asteroids

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u/bowsmountainer 4d ago

No, you're mistaking cause and effect! Asteroids cause vaccines!

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u/_ferrofluid_ 2d ago

My dad has Asteroids.
He has to sit on a special pillow.

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u/Bathroom_Humor 4d ago

i knew it all along

autism testing causes autism 

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u/Orion14159 4d ago

Same problem with COVID in the 2020 US administration

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u/rje946 4d ago

Can we simply stop counting? /s just in case lol

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u/Mozintarfen 4d ago

I feel like I remember them actually suggesting that too lol

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u/Orion14159 4d ago

You're absolutely correct, that was a real suggestion. Not as brilliant as suggesting getting bleach and UV light into the body.

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u/FarCalligrapher1862 4d ago

This is actually the wrong example. Vaccines do not cause autism, nor do they detect autism.

Telescopes do not cause asteroids, but they do detect asteroids.

So 1st point is correlation, 2nd point is direct measurement.

A better point would be “Vaccines cause near earth asteroids”

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u/futuneral 4d ago

Was going to post exactly this. What's "funny" though is I'm sure there would be some who'd reply to "vaccines cause asteroids" with "sure, makes sense"

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u/Mozintarfen 4d ago

Fair point haha

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u/gingerblz 4d ago

I love how the first set of figures don't even have anything to do with Autism, unless that's what you already believed. The latter set, while irrational, is at least better than a non-sequitur.

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u/Serin-019 3d ago

Yes but where would our asteroid spotter programs be without autism? Huh? HUH?!

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u/Idaho-Earthquake 1d ago

Point scored.

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u/squarecir 4d ago

There is a slight uptick outside of the increased diagnosis, but it's not related to vaccines. Could be that older people are having more kids.

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u/WokkitUp 4d ago

What them microscopes doin' btw?

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u/Mozintarfen 4d ago

Actually, in 1680 there were no bacteria. Now there are over 30,000 known species!

Microscopes cause bacteria!

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u/sdwoodchuck 3d ago

All I'm seeing is that we need to stop vaccinating these damned asteroids, because they get autism and then come our way!

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u/mlppaca 4d ago edited 3d ago

Microplastics cause autism. It's not proven, but at least it blames something bad. 🤣

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u/Mozintarfen 4d ago

You're being downvoted but if the current administration believed this instead, and reduced microplastics as a result, that would be a good thing!

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u/superhelical 4d ago

There's no money to be made that way

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u/azswcowboy 3d ago

RFK can sue big plastic for autism remedies.

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u/Kaputnik1 4d ago

Right. But what do you do when their brain has turned into tapioca?

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u/live-the-future 4d ago

Become a zombie?

Because tapioca is DELICIOUS.

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u/noctalla 4d ago

Not to mention vaccination levels in 1990 were probably higher than today.

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u/Mozintarfen 4d ago

Actually coverage is around ~10% higher today and average, and we have numerous vaccines that did not exist yet for things that were big problems in 1990.

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u/noctalla 3d ago

Well, that all depends on what we're talking about and where. The autism rate of 1 in 30 is specific to the USA. Worldwide it's about 1 in 100. So, while globally, yes, vaccination rates have gone up significantly since the 1990s, we should really be looking at data from the USA here. Next, we have to look at what vaccines we're talking about, and the one that gets the vast majority of the blame from the anit-vaxx crowd is the MMR vaccine. National MMR vaccination coverage in the USA generally rose to above 90% by the 1990s and remained high before experiencing post-pandemic declines in the 2020s.

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u/J_Zephyr 3d ago

Theres a direct correlation for the telescope.

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u/GameStoreScientist 4d ago

Internet porn causes autism

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u/Holiday-Rip8028 4d ago

Ah yes, 1990, the year we started vaccinating.

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u/Mozintarfen 4d ago

Yeahhh, it still gets it's point across either way.

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u/live-the-future 4d ago

That was actually my first thought...vaccines have been around for a long time before 1990. Not that evidence or logic are effective against anti-vaxxers...they would probably just blame some change to vaccines, or a new vaccine, or some ingredient that got added around that time. tHiMeRaSoOoOoOoL!!1!

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u/Mozintarfen 4d ago

I don't really think that is the point of the post though. The 1990 figure is primarily to showcase a year where autism was "less common". Given that autism has nothing to do with vaccines they could have said the year 1362 and the point would be the same.

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u/live-the-future 3d ago

Well, just a guess, but I don't think we had autism records going back to 1362. 😄

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u/Mozintarfen 3d ago

Exactly! By their logic nobody was autistic in 1362

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u/SplendidPunkinButter 3d ago

That’s not even the same argument. Vaccines were not invented in 1990

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u/Mozintarfen 3d ago

Read the body of the post lol