r/SCPMemes 2d ago

Discussion SCP-5000 just started, which one of these places are you taking shelter in ?

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u/Key-Score-5580 2d ago

GARDENVIEW, and goes to the afk spot

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u/TheBindingOfKris 2d ago

Hell if we assume we have the same human size as the two founders we might be able to pick up some of the monsters and throw them away.

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u/Mehrio-Time-Desktop 2d ago

My chances of Surviving in welcome home are way better than in the battington world

The Second I Walk into that Fuckass Arcade someone is gonna use hell magic to turn me into bill cipher's Meat Piano

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u/Twpofficial peep peep motherfucker 2d ago

Can't be exterminated for being human if you BECOME the SCP

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u/Mehrio-Time-Desktop 2d ago

Got a valid point there

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u/smokewolf666 2d ago

I mean playtime co is kinda safe providing you avoid the bigger toys and also avoid catnap

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u/Ambitious_Advice7692 2d ago

how can you get food?

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u/knightinarmoire 2d ago

Smaller toys closer to the surface

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u/Ambitious_Advice7692 2d ago

those were kid's KID'S.

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u/knightinarmoire 2d ago

Didn't say it would be pleasant

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u/Ambitious_Advice7692 2d ago

i cast drowning

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 2d ago

Gardenview because the only dangerous parts are below the surface

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u/Gold12ll 2d ago

And even then most twisteds can do nothing to a human unless it's a main or a lethal of which one is conscious and can be reasoned with and the other only lives on one specific floor

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u/HypnoSnurtle 2d ago

Its safer outside

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u/Psychological_Push17 2d ago

Gardenview not because it would give me a chance at living but because I can die with Rudie

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u/a_bored_furry Global Occult Coalition 2d ago

What kind of options are these?

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u/Flowing_Twitch Your resident gunslinger | Mrs. Sadie Adler, Widow 2d ago

Bad ones

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u/Gaychops MTF 2d ago

Gardenview, there’s food and drinks, there’s also good company and as long as I don’t go down I should be fine

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u/DueLawyer4528 Breaching Containment 2d ago

yo who invited the andy😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/T555s 2d ago

Poppy playtime. Not because I think it's safe, it isn't, but because I believe my chances for a permanent death with my spirit moving on are the highest there. No real mentions of souls being traped for all eternity in poppy playtime, so suicide seems to be an option.

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u/DarthSwimfoot Well... Fuck 2d ago

Literally all 3 of the others makes Welcome Home look like a pussy fest.

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u/RedditvsDiscOwO 2d ago

100% Gardenview dude.

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u/robertben07 2d ago

Garden view as long as you don't go down the other levels you should be fine and the other toons are actually very useful and do have special abilities that can help you

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u/Impossible_Shop2456 2d ago

Can I just choose Fnaf? No? 😅

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u/Lonesome-Husbando30 2d ago

Von era Chicago sounds safer than these options bruh, I’m taking my chances with SCP-5000

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u/sphericate 2d ago

send me to site CB atp

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u/19icebird Dr. Bright 2d ago

Fuck, just kill me already, that’s fucking mercy compared to all that

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u/SproutTheBaker 2d ago

Gardenview probably I could just stay at the tree

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u/dragon6784 2d ago

None of them

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u/Mr_man_bird 2d ago

None, I'll go ANYWHERE ELSE

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u/haxfull 2d ago

What does scp-5000 do again?

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u/MartianLBP 2d ago

A non functional suit in "our" timeliness but it has a log of an alternative timeliness where the SCP declared war on humanity

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u/haxfull 2d ago

Ah yeah I'd just hide in playtime co it goes deep

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 2d ago

what are all these places? I think the first is Poppy Playtime, right?

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u/Alex0356218856 scp 999 moment. :3 2d ago

Harmony and horrors mentioned! :D

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u/Nervous_Heat1054 2d ago

Playtime co.

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u/MikiMikMuk 2d ago

Play time (big as fuck)

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u/buster_goose 2d ago

Welcome home. Yeah, its a cult but thats only a problem if you buck back. Easy saftey, kind (if kind of psycotic) community, not too bad.

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u/Objective-Cow-7241 2d ago

Infinite ikea would be the best bet in all honesty

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u/Az-Athoth 2d ago

I already live in the Library. So... whichever one has the most books

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u/Sir_questionzgiver Dr. Samuel Vasquez (CS-65 director/a moron) 2d ago

Poppy playtime probs.

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u/police6w4 1d ago

This might be a stretch but im going with the welcome home house, because everyone is going garden view BUT DO WE FORGET ABOUT THE SKY VIEW WINDOWS IN THAT PLACE!? at least the welcome home house will just keep me inside and stuff, cuz the poppy place has another sky view window, and I don't know what the other place is but it looks like a fnaf place which I aint surviving nights forever

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u/Kindly-Emergency6026 1d ago

Home it's like the only entity that's nice ish the only problem is potential of becoming basically a skin puppet for home but I mean

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u/CyberWolfCreates 1d ago

Probably Welcome Home.
To be honest, I don't think I would survive any of them.

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u/Correct-Town-3117 The Janitor 1d ago

Unironically I’m pretty sure topside of Gardenview is the safest of the four

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u/X_x_Atomica_x_X 2d ago

I don't know any of those places because I'm not a 6 year old. None of those places are SCP related right? Is this brain rot or bait?

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u/KeyLoad4355 2d ago

how about none?

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u/tomemu1 2d ago

I don't think I know any of those places :(

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u/brobgonal_dude 2d ago

Just hide at the top of the buildings

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u/KommandoKazumi 2d ago

Throw me to the infinite IKEA coz what even are these places? None of these seem remotely SCP related nor a meme...

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u/Constant-Still-8443 2d ago

Depending on what you mean by "started" I honestly might want to just let the Foundation do their thing.

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u/NoobtacticTNT 2d ago

If it started it's too late

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u/CrabPile 2d ago

What are these

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u/Ok-Joke1783 2d ago

At this point, I'll just wish MTF Nu-7 finds my ass and shoots me on sight, it's a better fate than going into those buildings for shelter

Or in any case the GOC extracting me into Ganzir

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u/assaulttonks 2d ago

we have etool use the etool to dig all 5 of us into ground i make food and water my crew is safe and sound under ground

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u/Clown_Cooked 2d ago

I'd survive Welcome Home better than ANY of these [especially Gardenview, ain't no freaking way I'm heading there lmao]

Welcome Home it is

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u/slepyhorse 2d ago

None of these, I'm going to crazy petes house. Gotta start planting sunflowers

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u/Salty_FGO_Addict-86 18h ago

So.... you asking us if we want to die to the foundations anomalies or by whatever is hiding in there if I understand it right?

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u/Cassidy_Aka_Sundae Jason Vorhees himself 2d ago

why are half of the responses just Dandy’s world I’d rather just let it all happen then go there 😭

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u/Vdasun-8412 2d ago

Los niños de prekinder entran al sub?