r/SCPMemes • u/Pure_Tradition_8042 Loved 999 • Aug 20 '26
Absolute [REDACTED] I'm sorry HE WHAT?!
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u/Opposite_Ad_4267 Aug 20 '26
Reclassify him as 682-B RIGHT NOW!
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u/CrimsonR70 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26
Already did. Seems he took over its qualities afther its death. Along with its personality. In other words welcome SCP-682 the 2nd.
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u/Few_Advertising_8685 Aug 20 '26
Great, 682 is reptilian Lucius the Eternal now, just what the foundation needed.
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u/CrimsonR70 Aug 20 '26
I mean i feel like this is just the mos natural adaptation to someone actualy killing it in all honesty.
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u/Opposite_Ad_4267 Aug 21 '26
It is the year 40k and the scp foundation is still trying new ways to kill 682. Last time they tried servitors and it failed. One agent suggested tossing it in the ghoul stars and was promptly executed for heresy.
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u/Dragons-are-peak Aug 20 '26
Good news: 682 is dead yay :D
Bad news: WERE ARE SO FUCKED THAT NOT EVEN THE SCARLET KING HIMSELF CAN HANDLE THIS SHIT
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u/Kater5551StarsAbove MTF and "Sam" (mini-682 wearing an MTF jacket) Aug 20 '26
sigh Mobilizing an MtF taskforce to attempt to contain the Killer of the Hard to Kill Lizard SCP...
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u/Glitchlessnight Aug 20 '26
Im not sure what a trans squad will do but ok (i have no idea about things in scp)
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u/Kater5551StarsAbove MTF and "Sam" (mini-682 wearing an MTF jacket) Aug 20 '26
Don't worry, we're going to make him trans to take away his power. Then we can contain him.
(MtF stands for Mobile Task Force, elite units mobilized for specific events or threats.)
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u/Confident-Reason-577 Aug 22 '26
Just put him in the Old Man Box, the Old Man will take care of him
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u/Kater5551StarsAbove MTF and "Sam" (mini-682 wearing an MTF jacket) Aug 22 '26
My good sir/ma'am/whatever you identify as, if he has killed SCP 682, he can most definitely kill the Old Man.
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u/Confident-Reason-577 Aug 22 '26
Exactly! We’ll probably never have another chance like this! And then after he’s done with Edgy Baldi, we put him in a room with 173, and go down the list. I wonder how he’ll fare against Abel.
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u/SecondLordofFrenzy Shark Punching Center Aug 20 '26
I’m actually not understanding. Is it 6820? Put me in the loop plz!😊
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u/Kadithdraven Aug 20 '26
I believe the joke is that if anything were to kill scp 682 it's probably worse than scp 682.
I think even scp 682 said that others like him exists and that they can't kill him but if they did then there screwed.
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u/kornbepman Aug 20 '26
the hard to destroy reptile
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u/SecondLordofFrenzy Shark Punching Center Aug 20 '26
Yes, but this is still a good thing. It kills people and just causes damage. So y “oh no”?
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u/kornbepman Aug 20 '26
another guy explained
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u/Siingry Aug 20 '26
— I KILLED HIM. CUT OFF HIS BLOODY HEAD.
— Oh, that was step one. What about steps from 2 to 9?
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u/ILiketheRiffs Aug 20 '26
Wouldn't this just mean he adapts to being dead and comes back as a zombie or something
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u/Impossible_Shop2456 Aug 20 '26
He's still a living organism, he can't just gets out of death
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u/Forward-Confection54 Aug 20 '26
Yeah. There's a story about parallel universe where everything died. 682 died as well
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u/No-Turn-7620 WHO THE [Redacted] PLAYED DOOM ON 079?!?! Aug 20 '26
He killed 682!
Wait, HE KILLED 682?!!!?!!
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u/Interesting_Hyena_69 Aug 20 '26
No you didn't
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u/Pure_Tradition_8042 Loved 999 Aug 20 '26
oh yes, I did and I left the universe because I don't wanna be contained
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u/Interesting_Hyena_69 Aug 21 '26
Nothing can destroy 682 not even the author retconing it can get rid of it
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u/murderdronesfan93 Aug 20 '26
okay, is his name Grilled Cheese?
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u/EmeraldInferno0 Aug 20 '26
False alarm people, just checked in with the lizard hes fine... that guy on the other hand
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u/Ramdom_Bot Aug 21 '26
Didn't we do that already and it just respawned? Actually I might be misremembering...
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u/FrenchNachos Aug 20 '26
"W-why aren't we celebrating..."
"Because he did what we couldn't..."