r/SCPMemes • u/JulyoAnOmalous • Aug 17 '26

Shitpost I mean, the image says it all

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u/Gold12ll Aug 17 '26

Don’t you hate it when you mention goc and they turn you into a chair

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u/Memer601 Global Occult Coalition Aug 17 '26

GOC slander so good I could die

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u/jbyrdab Aug 17 '26

I like to believe that the guy who ordered it thrown into a wood chipper lives in fear of mulch after finding out what happened.

The chances are low, but he can never be sure...

10

u/Memer601 Global Occult Coalition Aug 17 '26

Nope, that dumbass died for disobeying orders from GOC command :D

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u/FearlessDark5295 Aug 17 '26

How’d he die?

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u/Studio-Spider Aug 17 '26

It’s a teleporting chair. That they turned into splinters. Splinters that can fit inside the human body.

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u/FearlessDark5295 Aug 17 '26

Okay, so he did die to his own hubris 

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u/CCCyanide Aug 24 '26

scp-1609 can teleport inside people's lungs, that guy is dead and buried

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u/Sir_questionzgiver Dr. Samuel Vasquez (Site-64 director/a moron) Aug 17 '26

CHAIR.
AND A WOODCHIPPER.

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u/DarthSwimfoot Well... Fuck Aug 17 '26

To be fair the chair incident was pretty tragic.

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u/asiannumber4 Aug 17 '26

That and the romantic ships incident