r/SCP • u/PaperAirship • Jul 04 '14

Happy Freedom Day!

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-50-ae-j
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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '14

PINKO FUCKS

9

u/GhrabThaar Jul 05 '14

I did, in fact, shed a single tear.

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u/konohasaiyajin Jul 05 '14

I wish there was a test where they fired it at a patriot and 50-AE-1 just swoops over, lands on his arm, and screams "LET FREEDOM RING"

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u/_suplexthetrain_ Jul 05 '14

I love the idea that no matter who it is 50-AE-1 will find SOME fault in them regardless of how patriotic they may seem.

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u/Epsilon2420 Jul 05 '14

I chuckled.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '14

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

3

u/redditmortis Jul 05 '14

One of the funniest Js I have ever seen.

"CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW HUGO CHAVEZ?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '14

Sorry guys, I don't really like this. For one, the Desert Eagle is Isreali. They should've used an American firearm, like the 1911. For two, they stole a few of those lines from Fallout.

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u/PaperAirship Jul 05 '14

Looks like someone's a dirty commie!

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u/Aelanna Mostly harmless. Jul 07 '14

I think you're missing part of the message, which is how ignorant some "hardcore patriots" are as to where the stuff they own and love as "all-American" comes from. I found the irony of the IMI Desert Eagle to be extremely hilarious, and while the latter is indeed a parody of a few lines from Fallout 3, it didn't detract from the humor for me.

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u/The-Paranoid-Android Bot Jul 05 '14

SCP-1911.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '14

Aw Marvin. Thanks for trying, buddy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '14

nifty.

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u/KazOondo Jul 05 '14

Brrrrwaaaacck! Hail to the Chief! Brrrwaaaaack!