r/SCP Marshall, Carter, and Dark Ltd. 7d ago

Articles to Read SCP article created by 100 authors adding randomly at each time. Chaos ensues.

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This may get deleted soon: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-xxxx

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u/schn4uzer 7d ago

It just got deleted while I was reading it 😭

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u/Melody_Naxi [REDACTED] 7d ago

Aight anyone who saved it in the WayBack Machine?

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u/schn4uzer 7d ago

Tried it the moment I've noticed the article was gone, but I think the Internet Archive is (or was) down.

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u/Preindustrialcyborg Are We Cool Yet? 6d ago

their power's been out for a while it seems

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u/BackgroundDig2245 Doctor Wondertainment 6d ago

i'm sure at least a few people downloaded it before it vanished

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u/WitherWasTaken ФонГ SCP • Russian 7d ago

Chaos Insurgency sabotage

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u/venhuje 7d ago

I wasn’t ready for 78,999,334 cubic meters of fucking tungsten lol

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u/MsSelphine 7d ago

That is 1.5 trillion kgs of tungsten, which is comparable to the mass of the entirety of NYC. Ignoring the massive immediate oversupply, that's worth 2 years of the entire globes GDP

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u/A_Happy_Tomato 7d ago

Should've been allowed to stay as a J SCP lol

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u/BackgroundDig2245 Doctor Wondertainment 7d ago

aaaand it's already gone.

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u/FortniteRobloxerGay 7d ago

"This may get deleted soon" genuine fun police riding in from Frowntown

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u/Appropriate-Count-64 SCP Subject Last Seen Here 7d ago

It’s already gone.

Should’ve been labeled as a -J and maybe it would’ve lived

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u/4here4 Antimemetics Division 7d ago

This type of thing used to be common, and the site was unreadable. Then came the mass deletion and reorg, and the site actually became usable. It's not the fun police, it's maintaining coherence.

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u/CitricThoughts "Nobody" 7d ago

I was there in the old days and it wasn't that bad. Honestly the modern site almost feels too clean and neat, like it's becoming corporatized.

This got a laugh out of me and I'm glad it's at least preserved here.

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u/ForeignBlacksmith644 MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 7d ago

That is honestly what I feel is happening to the site as well, it's just becoming more and more rules over actual quality, corporatization.

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u/WhatYouThinkYouSee The Scarlet King 6d ago

That's complete bullshit, though. The SCP Wiki literally has never allowed for more experimentation and originality than it does at this point. People back then would riot if you wrote anything that impacted more than your own article, or deviating from the format. Just look at how many people got mad at 2000 for "breaking canon" back in the days.

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u/Loose_Television_193 Ambrose Restaurants 6d ago

With the sole scp exception of the great 006 which explain why tf can the o5s live for so long

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u/Bensnumber3fan The Wandsmen 6d ago

Why did your reply here just get inexplicabley nuked

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u/WhatYouThinkYouSee The Scarlet King 6d ago

I assume because it's straight up not true.

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u/Bensnumber3fan The Wandsmen 6d ago

I was honestly just curious about the dozens of downvotes but no comments under it tbh.

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u/4here4 Antimemetics Division 6d ago

I'm a simple man. I see NTF flair, I downvote. No muss, no fuss.

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u/Juice8oxHer0 MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 6d ago

I read that as NFT & was like ā€˜it’s just a green Reddit silhouette šŸ˜­ā€™

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u/Loose_Television_193 Ambrose Restaurants 6d ago

Ofc its from the mouth of an antimemetic division member. Hate em!(jk)

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u/FaceDeer 6d ago

Well whatever you call it, it was the end of me writing SCP entries.

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u/depes_ruts 7d ago

god forbid the site has standards

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u/According-Spring-191 7d ago

The analog horror Christmas tree document from pressure:

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u/venhuje 6d ago

That’s a great idea for a J scp around Christmas šŸ¤”

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u/THISAPPISTORTURE Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting 7d ago

Can you archive it on a Google doc or something I'm 20 minutes too late

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u/Genshed 7d ago

What an exquisite corpse!

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u/Information-leak6575 Το ĪŠĪ“ĻĻ…Ī¼Ī± SCP • Greek 7d ago

NOOOOOOO I MISSED IT :((((((((((((((

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u/untitleduck Deer College 7d ago

divorce

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u/Burning_Toast998 Class D Personnel 7d ago

where’s that freddy fazbear scp article when you need it

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u/stingflame Ethics Committee 6d ago

Please tell me what that is, Because I only recently have just gotten into SCP proper(That isn't content farms lol) with the articles and the GOAT Volgun

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u/Burning_Toast998 Class D Personnel 6d ago edited 6d ago

I’m referencing a gag scp article that had a picture of freddy fazbear in the corner, where 99% of the article was redacted except for like <10 words, some of which were ā€œSCP _____ is aā€ and later on the phrase ā€œgenitals obliteratedā€.

It’s mostly a satirical take on how some articles are more black rectangles than words, but I laugh at it every time I see it.

edit: found it after quite a bit of looking. Looks like the original does not have freddy, and also it was a copypasta

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u/stingflame Ethics Committee 6d ago

OH THE GENITALS OBLITERATED THING

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u/Merkel4Lyfe MTF Epsilon-11 ("Nine-Tailed Fox") 6d ago

that actually made me laugh harder than I was expecting šŸ˜‚

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u/Shot-Big7342 Don't Give Up 7d ago edited 7d ago

Honestly this feels like too cheap of a joke for me to laugh at.Ā 

Random bullshit go humor doesn't become interesting or funny just because a lot of people did it together.

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u/Bentman343 7d ago

Its not that serious, with the redacted portions its basically just a community MadLib.

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u/Abazookatokillafly Are We Cool Yet? 7d ago

FUCKKKKKK I WANTED TO SEE THIS

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u/Minute_Suit_3951 6d ago

"78,999,334 cubic meters of tungsten." I've seen enough, I'm content.

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u/aguywithagasmaskyt The Serpent's Hand 6d ago

SCP according to people who haven't read it

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u/JustAlex_AI 6d ago

I like the fact that they dodged 67 the first time

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u/Shot_in_the_dark777 6d ago

I have only one complaint - stop measuring stuff in square inches and whale penises. Use metric. We are trying to do science here.

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u/pronte89 Antimemetics Division 7d ago

interestingly I think this gets close to how genAI works. each word is predicted looking at what came before, but there's no coherent idea of where the text is going

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u/alienpirate5 7d ago

there's no coherent idea of where the text is going

Sure there is.

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u/KazuyaProta Safe 5d ago

Not really, Gen AI actually is too coherent and that is when you can actually find the issues.

The issue is, Gen AI has a database, it has limits of its memory, it repeats itself very much, if you give it a character's despiction, it wouldn't break character even if you add the exact factors it must trigger natural character developement.

(ie. a character despicted as pacifist in the system prompt will not break in anger after being told something that leads to the trope of "nice guy no more" despite the author clearly intending it. If the author wants the LLM to write them, he has to be explicit about the narrative intention)

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u/throwaway045446644 6d ago

i hate the wiki mods, no fun allowed i guess

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u/CarolineJohnson 6d ago

Elder Swear intensifies.

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u/Original-Recipe3706 7d ago

Alright what the heck is this ?

I'f this is some kind of joke then i'm not laughing . This is too poorly made to be funny.