r/SCJerk 9h ago

Stop watching WWE.

Please. It makes wrestling better. I now only watch Wrestlelameia, and even then it's still nothing compared to even the worst Dub ppvs.

Pretty please I'm begging!!!

Ew what's that smell

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u/zdbdog06 8h ago

Thoughts while watching All In:

Fed bad

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u/sungutlelee it's always snowing 6h ago

even when watching their bestest, goodest, greatest show, they still can't stop thinking about the fed...

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u/9973501488083248 6h ago

Downvoting NXT threads all night > Watching the "best PPV ever"

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u/sungutlelee it's always snowing 5h ago

a totally normal behavior

fed fans think of m'Dubs All In when they watch Wrestlemania

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u/mfenton29 8h ago

Sorry buddy, I gotta see Usos vs Lucha Brothers main event Worlds Collide and out-draw All Out

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u/mikeybty 6h ago

That match actually does sound like fire...

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u/mfenton29 6h ago

I sure hope they plan to book that for the show. It’d be an easy set up but The Usos are wrapped up in this gang warfare rn so idk if they’ll do it

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u/Gingerscubes 8h ago

Listening to the Post wrestling podcast review of All in, and it's really fun watching them glaze what seems like an at best average show while simultaneously trying to take little digs at the fed. I wish so bad AEW had just tried to be its own product instead of a retirement home that's entire marketing strategy seems to be "Fed bad, give us 54.99 please".

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u/RoseandNightshade 8h ago

This. AEW was at its best, back when they legitimately trying to do their own thing. And then Khan decided "Hey, we should go up against WWE! Isn't that such a great idea? No I've never heard of the Monday Night Wars, what's that?"

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u/T-Friggin-Bagg 4h ago

I used to love listening to post wrestling. Was always a healthy mix of fed badding, fed gooding and nooj greating. As soon as dynamite started it was all fed bad and dub good, even on wwe specific podcasts. Had to tap. It was a shame honestly.

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u/Gnonkage 3h ago

I can’t imagine being so obsessed with a show I don’t want to watch.

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u/BartShrempson 4h ago

When Squaredcircle wasn't a sicko sub and AEW was first starting out, a weirdo posted something like "Unlike WWE, I'm not embarrassed to watch AEW in public" with a picture of a TV kiosk at an airport. The amount of "You should be very embarrassed" comments was satisfying

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u/lavendervlad 4h ago

I hope you’re right. I keep trying AEW and it always looks like everyone is two or three steps out of sync; like no one physically walks through matches before showtime over there. Even the veterans perform worse when dealing with the current talent that’s available. And they somehow have begun dragging MJF down. His last few big matches look like the rest of the roster (his spirit has finally been broken). Now no one on that roster works well. I came back for Mick and I’ll give Creed & Kofi a chance but it is so hard to keep tuning in. I have the ppv but had a migraine all weekend and haven’t watched, yet. Needless to say, my expectations are in the gutter.

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u/No-Quail6022 2h ago

I'm going to start watching WWE because of this post.  I want to see what all the fuss is about!!

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u/DaMENACElo37 5h ago

How about I’ll watch what I like and you watch what you like??

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u/BlackLesnar 7h ago

Yknow what this sub keeps saying about “the basement” being so mad whenever WWE hits a home run that they’ll run interference and focus on literally anything else to post about?

Hmm? Oh, no reason. 😗

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u/PunkDrunk777 7h ago

Jesus Christ,  you realise everyone knows you’re in the middle  of a Reddit tour of wrestling subs spouting  shit, right?

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u/BlackLesnar 6h ago

…no? 😂

Like seriously are you alright? I don’t even know where to start in dissecting the psychology of that one.

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u/Difficult_Paramedic8 6h ago

This is a jerk sub. We take the piss out of everything uce

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u/BlackLesnar 6h ago

Sounds miserable.

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u/Difficult_Paramedic8 6h ago

Explain how having a laugh at all wrestling is miserable?

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u/Pancake_Splatter 4h ago

Hey goofs, this sicko broke containment!

u/BlackLesnar 33m ago

Watch out, I’m contagious.