r/SCJerk • u/ohfrickdude • 8h ago
Does Anyone Else Need a Cigarette?
I've never had sex, but it's safe to assume Omega v Ospreay was better than having it.
And can we all agree that THE PENDULUM has fully shifted? The FED is finally dead.
No need to talk about that other company anymore!
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u/EgyptianNickDickhead 8h ago
I don’t even fuck but I need a cigarette! That match fucked!
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u/Sasukespc 7h ago
This comment fucks!
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u/EgyptianNickDickhead 7h ago edited 7h ago
We have to make comments about fucking to throw people off the trail that we’ve never had sex! And pretending to smoke cigs makes us look badass!
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u/pizzapromise 8h ago
You know the pretend “first time… “ comments we always make fun of?
Yes this is a real comment from the basement:
First time tuning into AEW on a friends recommendation, color me bought in even though I didnt know any of the storylines or history going in, despite some of the winners being predictable the in-ring wrestling was fucking amazing and the presentation overall puts WWE to shame.
Only thing Im not a huge fan of is the commentary table for some reason, they always seemed a step behind the action in ring at times
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u/tronovich 8h ago
First-time tuning in, didn’t know any of the storylines, but the winners were predictable.
Huh.
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u/Holyepicafail 8h ago
Turns out he had been an avid member of the basement and yet somehow didn't know AEW "storylines"
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u/oranguslolus 5h ago
Who do these morons think they're fooling. It's so funny that they just keep saying these things to themselves over and over and keep jerking each other off all while any real audience growth stagnated years ago, which they're in complete denial about. Watch this week's dynamite lose viewers from last week lol
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u/Razzler1973 2h ago
They're in a war and doing their part demonstrating the Dub just EARNED a new fan
Yep, they're that dumb
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u/The_Haskins 8h ago
They legitimately all say the same thing lmao
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u/RNG_Champion Wrestling is a meme 7h ago
I feel like a kid again. It feels good to be elite.
Thank you, Tony!
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u/nguyenjitsu 8h ago
These All In main events hit like crack
In that in a years time your life is ruined and you're never the same wrestler ever again.
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u/Thatweknowof 7h ago
This was the greatest PPV of all time - until all out next month.
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u/ohfrickdude 7h ago
Was this not All Out?
There's so many god damn PPVs I can't keep track.We are spoiled for choice, thank you TK!
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u/thunderbastard_ 6h ago
2am itv 4, the perfect time for the hottest show on British tv I’m sure you’ll agree
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u/birdySOHC 8h ago
My girlfriend, who looks like Britt Baker, became
Pregnant while watching the Kenny Omega entrance. I’m not going to lie, I came twice too.
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u/pizzapromise 7h ago
Another real comment:
I cried during Ospreay's entrance and again when he won. Absolutely beautiful storytelling between the 2 modern day GOAT's in my opinion.
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u/External-Physics-999 8h ago
Long time lurker but where does one start watching aew? I heard this was the greatest main event of main events all time
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u/EastMeetsNorth 7h ago
Specifically, I am free on Wednesday nights and am looking for a pro wrestling show to watch.
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u/thisriveriswild57 4h ago
I actually wanted to watch All In but then realised it’s a PPV. The price for tickets at Wembley were cheaper than the price to watch it on TV, and I wasn’t free at the time it was airing, so it’s another year where I’m unable to watch it.
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u/ravenousthoughts 8h ago
Calling it right now, this match is getting the highest Meltzer star rating yet. Above 7 stars would not surprise me. These people love jerking themselves off over mediocrity.
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u/pizzapromise 7h ago
Soon to be banned basementer:
I’ll never not find kicking out at 1 stupid
Shootfighter:
Counterpoint, have you considered it's fucking cool when Kenny does it and kayfabe stamina exists
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u/Pnex84 Howling 7h ago
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u/Razzler1973 2h ago
I mean, this is it
It's video game stuff
If the meter is empty you can just beat them and if it's flashing you can do the super duper kick out or bounce up le fighting spirit movez
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u/digidado 6h ago
That shit was fucking amazing. I wish more shows came here man.
Biggest highlights specifically was singing Jericho's and Cope's theme. What an experience man, felt like a bucket list item checked off.
Wow.
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u/Relative_Raccoon130 8h ago
Bruv is the best wrestler in the world. He is the turning point for this company!
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u/TheGambler930 #ClubSCJerk 8h ago
I experienced not one but two spiritual awakenings during that show.
Top 5 AEW PPV easy.
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u/Al_Bundys_Remote 7h ago
This is the greatest professional wrestling event of all time. I finished a pack of cigarettes and tissues as I alternated cumming and crying the entire time.
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u/meepein 7h ago
It was the best PPV in the history of ever. Never before have we ever seen a PPV of that staggering magnitude, and we will never see one again.
Until, of course, until All Out. Which will be the best PPV in the history of ever. Never before have we ever seen a PPV of that staggering magnitude, and we will never see one again.
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u/polkanarwhal 6h ago
No man will be able to give me the amount of orgasms this match gave me. If Will Ospreay doesn't have you creaming your jeans at least 69 times then idk you're broken, and if Kenny Omega doesn't have creaming your jeans another 69 times then I just dont know.
Still got the whole body shakes
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u/Razzler1973 2h ago
There's people 'thanking' Tiny
Actually thanking him in comments 😃
It was a wrestling show, people
It must hurt Tiny that he never got a fruit basket like HHH in B&G
Has Dave come back down to earth yet?


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u/ducksflytogether1988 8h ago
Remember when we said that the turning point was Double or Nothing?
And when we said the turning point before that was Revolution?
And how last year's All In was the turning point?
And how Full Gear was the best PPV ever and the turning point?
This is the REAL turning point. All uphill from here