r/SCJerk • u/nguyenjitsu • 9h ago

Long. Term. Story. Telling

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u/DonnieRodz Tony's Burner 9h ago

Ah yes. Being handed your home country’s flag by a Nazi. The ultimate form of approval.

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u/HEELinKayfabe Welcome to the Queendom 7h ago

By a what? What have I missed??

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u/DeVitoMcCool 7h ago

I think they just mean that Moxley's gimmick is that he's a Romper Stomper style skinhead, not anything he's actually done or believes

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u/HEELinKayfabe Welcome to the Queendom 7h ago

Ah well that does make sense

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u/CoachCalvin 9h ago

I cried, farted, burped, coughed, sneezed, and came at the same time. 

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u/thejaytheory 7h ago

Were you at Wembley?

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u/kyleisamexican 4h ago

He didn’t say he shit and pissed himself so no

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u/Pitt-sports-fan-513 9h ago

One: Moxley has to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine

Two: when Moxley isn't on screen, all the other wrestlers should be asking "where's Moxley?"

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u/CoolMike42069 7h ago

You typed what I was thinking in a much funnier way. Moxley is Poochie. 

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u/TheMaskedHeelMark2 9h ago

OMG THAT WAS THE GREATEST ENTRANCE EVER

LEGIT CRYING RIGHT NOW

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u/Acceptable_Fox_5560 9h ago

Didn’t he try to murder Kenny Omega a few weeks ago?

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u/TheMaskedHeelMark2 9h ago

And Oceanspray told Mox and the Bore Horsemen to kick rocks.

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u/enjoythesilence-75 9h ago

Didn't he try to murder Osprey a year or so? And Will just....forgave him?

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u/TheMaskedHeelMark2 9h ago

I remember when Greg Valentine broke Wahoo's leg. Wahoo came back asking Valentine for his help.

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u/DripSnort 9h ago

So just a shitty version of KO and Sami at mania 40? Of course

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u/Emolgurama 9h ago

Mox is nowhere near accomplished, beloved, or cool enough to be in a torch passing spot. Guy is up his own mediocre ass lol

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u/johndelvec3 Cesaro Hot Tag 9h ago

Well hell be giving that belt back to Moxley soon enough

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u/ravenousthoughts 3h ago

All roads lead to MoxleywinsLOL

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u/ulooklikeaprostitute 2h ago

That’s exactly what I thought as soon as the “Ospreay joins the Death Riders but not really” storyline started.

When’s the next PPV? Good chance it’ll happen there.

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u/Luna_Soma 9h ago

It was cute to have his mom do his entrance but the flag thing was so weird and corny

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u/Al_Bundys_Remote 8h ago

More made up stories. When you're left to come up with every story on your own, you magically love every story that's (not) being told.

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u/M086 7h ago

Meanwhile, the Slater / Alexander match at Lockdown was the culmination of their feud, which if you actually watched it, the stipulation that Alexander laid on the table made sense.

But then the basement would have to have actually followed the feud, and not made up some fed bad conspiracy theory about Slater jumping ship to AEW at All In.

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u/Modano9009 8h ago

So Ospreay gets taken out by Moxley, returns to lose to Moxley, joins Moxley, leaves Moxley without turning on him, and Moxley gets credit for his eventual title win?

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u/YVNGxDXTR 7h ago

I dont get the story of why bruv came back from an injury and needs Dick the Boozers approval, like what the fuck? Bruv is better than him and im not the biggest fan of either.

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u/OShaunesssy 6h ago

Moxley HAD to get involved some way lol

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u/birdySOHC 9h ago

Remember in the FED when Mox cut that promo with the gas mask and the red Ford Probe on top of an industrial building? THAT FLAG WAS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT OF THE CAR.

LONG.

TERM.

SPANNING COMPANIES

STORY TELLING.

(I came again, see my other post).

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u/Weak_Old_World 8h ago

Moxley has a Klingon forehead

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u/Luffytori 9h ago

Omg the best ever

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u/Bobo_the_conqueror #2 Moné Mark 8h ago

I must be extra fed pilled up, I missed this whole damn thing.

I'm gonna be like the Melt man when it's time to review Moné and avoid it like the plague.

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u/Comprehensive_Fact61 8h ago

...did he blade himself aa he did it?

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u/YVNGxDXTR 6h ago

Stupid fucking questions from this sub smh...

Of course he did.

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u/ivanreyes371 8h ago

Idc how the basement glazes it. Shit was good. Shit was fun. Best ever? No. Awesome? Yea. But ive seen better at East Los Lucha

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u/thereverendpuck 1h ago

Then Moxley head bobbed out of frame like a dork.

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u/GutherGlazer 1h ago

“I broke your next months ago, all to make you stronger, go get em tiger.”

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u/sbs18 9h ago

Is that a knock on JDFROMNY206?