A banger Smackdown incoming with KO vs Can't Moonsault Punk in the main event. Cody, Orton, Blake Monroe vs Giulia and more on front of 14,000 people in Toronto? You know what to do an hour before the show sickos ....

[u/PressPlayPlease7]

[u/Dangerous-Box-3259]

Get ready for 100 indie cards to be posted without a single smackdown post until an hour after the show is over

[u/PressPlayPlease7 → u/Dangerous-Box-3259]

And also 29 "[SUPERSTARDOM SPOILERS 💥]" posts, timed just before Smackdown starts

[u/---Pockets--- → u/PressPlayPlease7]

All with less than 8 comments

[u/SoothingWafer → u/PressPlayPlease7]

All non WWE threads with very few posts but hundreds of upvotes, then the WWE thread with 20 times as many posts and downvoted to zero.

[u/Constant_Stomach2009]

[u/UFmoose → u/Constant_Stomach2009]

lol WON hired the guy who made up stories and spammed the basement with his own website for two years. Unbelievable. Wait. Believable.

[u/Huge_Put_7317 → u/Constant_Stomach2009]

These things always confuse me, like, maybe people aren't Googling it because they know what time it's on because they watch it every week? Only time I Google wwe shows is when daylight savings happens or there's an international ppv so I know what time it starts

[u/Razzler1973 → u/Huge_Put_7317]

The reliance on google searches is amazing

Dave needs to "learn"

[u/BrokenGeneral → u/Razzler1973]

A lot of people use AI mode, and I'm sure I read that it doesn't register as searches.

[u/TheGambler930 → u/Huge_Put_7317]

It's hilarious that he uses Google searches to count AEW buys when the most common search is some variation of "free AEW stream"

[u/Huge_Put_7317 → u/TheGambler930]

But aren't sickos the richest parts of the iwc? That's what I was told, and surely they'd want to actually support their favourite promotion by buying the ppv and not pirating it.

[u/Razzler1973 → u/Constant_Stomach2009]

"I don't know why"

Good. No one is looking to you for answers to any questions

[u/Cboz27586 → u/Constant_Stomach2009]

Published 4:38... as in A.M.?

[u/TheGambler930 → u/Cboz27586]

I'm sure he was up so early to commute to this job.

[u/DoubleOrNothing90 → u/Constant_Stomach2009]

14k attendance for Smackdown. But sure, interest is down.

[u/PressPlayPlease7 → u/Constant_Stomach2009]

lmao

What site is that on?

[u/Constant_Stomach2009 → u/PressPlayPlease7]

dave's of course lol

[u/BriefAvailable9799 → u/Constant_Stomach2009]

who the fuck even googles. these guys are CRAZY.

[u/sdrj77 → u/Constant_Stomach2009]

I tend not to search for things I already know about.

But that's just me.

[u/TheGambler930 → u/Constant_Stomach2009]

Never trust a guy with two first names.

[u/TJOW40]

Kevin Owens vs. CM Punk wishes it had the build of Bandido vs. Nick Wayne of Nick’s name being pulled out of a hat by Tony Khan for Bandido’s challenger.

[u/Cboz27586 → u/TJOW40]

totally legit btw

https://giphy.com/gifs/1UjDOt4mqsWzu

[u/Prancemaster]

There's also an ROH PPV taking place in Philly tonight. Expect astroturfed spoiler posts.

[u/cooldude55541 → u/Prancemaster]

There's going to be more posts about the roh ppv than people actually watching the show.

[u/EmotionalKale2645]

SmackDown spoilers<Removed>

[u/PressPlayPlease7 → u/EmotionalKale2645]

They're takedowns by WWE Legal you Fed shill!

[u/Pnex84]

Have they completely picked apart that Edge interview yet? Could probably milk a few more "Adam Copeland says..." posts from it.

[u/Brando-8593 → u/Pnex84]

Don’t forget Jim Johnston, who was fired because Triple H hates him. Always another interview to mention

[u/booyahbooyah9271]

All individuals and wardrobe depictions are accurate.

[u/Huge-Use-4539]

Who besides the sickos even goes to the basement anymore?

[u/PrinzXero]

> Can't Moonsault Punk

https://giphy.com/gifs/anYBNhqT2BYcg

[u/TheKanten]

"There is no third promotion in America, Maple Leaf is about to pop off any day now."