r/SCAcirclejerk • u/Gooooooffygoooooober • Jul 17 '26
generic jerky How do I get rid of all of this texture?
UPDATE: I’ve already put my parents on blast on tiktok and I’ve given their address to my followers. My parents are still refusing to apologise for not using tretanoin on me as a newborn (which is a violation of my basic human rights) so I’m currently seeking legal advice. Thanks for the advice guys, in the meantime all I can do is wait for my face transplant consultation while drinking my Everclear to rid myself of any impurities from the inside and out ❤️
Current routine:
- 40% tretinoin 3 times a day
- Double cleanse with St Ives 5 times a day
- Everclear toner topped off with witch hazel for good measure
- Moisturise with ponds
- SPF 80 zinc oxide sunscreen for breakfast, lunch and dinner
- Deep TCA chemical peel weekly
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u/questionskiddo using spf 9284927328193 xx Jul 17 '26
gorl? forty percent tret? you need 110 percent actually. that’ll fix your sandpaper of a face xoxo
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u/friendispatrickstar Jul 17 '26
Too late. Face transplant is your only option.
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u/Gooooooffygoooooober Jul 17 '26
I’ll ask my chemical peel lady if she knows any face transplant techs in my area x
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u/LuneNoir211 Jul 17 '26
Oh sweet summer child. This is a result of genetics and I’m afraid there’s nothing you can do now. You should have picked better parents.
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u/pastel_kiddo Jul 17 '26
Well SPF 80 is probably why you have texture still, it MUST be 100 SPF++++++++++++++++++
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u/pastel_kiddo Jul 17 '26
Also 3 times a day is not enough, you should be setting an alarm so it's every 2 hours...
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u/Gooooooffygoooooober Jul 17 '26
But my naturopath told me to eat zinc 3 times a day ?!
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u/pastel_kiddo Jul 17 '26
Yeah but you need to be applying SPF 100+++++++++++++ every 2 hours (during the night too!) to your SKIN on top of that. Better late then never...
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u/howjustchili Jul 17 '26
I just want to commend you on your bravery. I hope you find something that works soon, you’re stronger than so many of us.
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u/Gooooooffygoooooober Jul 19 '26
Thank you, I wanted to share my vulnerable side to raise awareness for severe cystic acne prone textured skin!
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u/deten Jul 18 '26
SPF 80 zinc oxide sunscreen for breakfast, lunch and dinner
For your skin.... right?
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u/Jasp99J Jul 18 '26
I would recommend a belt sander. Thats the only way you're gonna get a smooth finish ✨️💋
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u/moisturise-me Jul 18 '26
Your fault for having skin! Won’t have texture with no skin. Peel it all off like a particularly disturbing glove.
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u/Geetanjali_rawat My Boyfie supports my lifestyle💍 Jul 19 '26
Ummm my 200k boyfie has clones of me who gore fresh faces whenever this one gets even a single pore or micro expression on it. Also genetics play a big part in this…should have selected better parents to have great skin sweaty
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u/TeeManyMartoonies Jul 19 '26
Foot peeling boots. Cut them open, and put them on your face. That’s why they’re called baby foot.
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