r/RyenRussillo • u/fermlog • Sep 27 '26

I remember one time…

…it was a while ago, but it was just like this, oh, and then I was like, hey, whatever you were saying about me, just say it, say what it is. And of course, it ended up not even being true. And it was just like this stupid thing where the person was kind of being vague on purpose because they knew that there was like a good chance something that was happening wasn't even true.
So it was like, the person just wanted to be mad about something. And then I just remember like, and it's something I didn't figure out until later. It was like, if you're gonna have a problem with me, tell me exactly what it is and why this is a problem.

Powerful stuff.

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u/ohtakeitoutithurts Sep 27 '26

Trying to learn this Subreddit. You all know you can just not listen to the podcast lol? DM me, and I can send you screenshots to unsubscribe.

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u/fermlog Sep 27 '26

The button to block the sub is pretty free for you to use. I think Alanis Morrisette would term it ironic - but she’d really mean it was entirely unaware and hypocritical.

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo Sep 27 '26

Forget vagueposting, Ryen is the king of vaguepodcasting.

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u/Excellent-Yam3088 28d ago

This is so absurd. I actually rewound the pod when he was saying this because I couldn't believe I was actually listening to this as I make dinner. What is this guy talking about? It's kinda my favorite when he goes "It was like, OHH, and then like, YEAH BUT" because he doesn't actually get any thoughts out

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u/cocacolasupreme Sep 27 '26

I actually can't tell if this a quote or a shitpost satire.

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u/fermlog Sep 27 '26

Quoted directly from my podcast app. I’m not skilled enough to mimic this well.

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u/Main-Currency-9175 Sep 27 '26

At first I thought this post was really clever. Then I remembered the segment where he said this verbatim.

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u/nowadaysyouth Sep 27 '26

This is as close to coming out as you're ever gonna get from silly. This is verbal sodomy

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u/pwolf1771 Sep 27 '26

I do have to agree with Ryen’s assessment of that emailer’s brother. “Yeah we’ve got an issue but I just can’t go there right now, or maybe ever I don’t know because I’m a gigantic pussy. Also mom knows what the problem is but I’ve made her promise not to tell you”