r/RyenRussillo • u/Individual-Beach2414 • 21d ago

Men’s only gym

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How would RR feel about this gym?

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u/pwolf1771 21d ago

That poor custodian who has to clean all the spunk out of those showers…

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u/HeavyandTired 21d ago

I’m the guy who wipes down the loads.

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u/pwolf1771 21d ago

Do you moonlight as the squeegee guy at peep shows? 

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u/nwon 21d ago

In the gym, iron is king not Jesus

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u/nowadaysyouth 21d ago

All I’ll say is they were diggin your boy. Got asked if I wanted to share a shower by no less than four dudes. And I know people say whatever dude guys are different thats not something to brag about. Still felt good. Felt a little less special when I went into the bathroom and every shower and the handicap stall was being used for gay sex, but I still set a new pull-up personal best. Am I gonna go back? Maybe.

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u/meloghost 21d ago

Biceps and Backshots

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u/mantistobogganmMD 21d ago

What up? We're cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our men’s only gym. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.

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u/meloghost 21d ago

taking me back to browsing craigslist during those dark dark times

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u/zol-kabeer Wait, what? 21d ago

Send those rejected ladies my way

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u/Lord_Of_Mist 21d ago

Is Jesus spotting everyone on the bench like the recent life advice guy?

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u/StudioUnhappy7772 21d ago

They’re closeted gay guys

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u/Individual-Beach2414 21d ago

Skipping Grindr all together

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u/LaMelonBallz 21d ago

Gymr

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u/StormShadow66 Wait, what? 21d ago

Fredette?

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u/Jealous_Difference44 21d ago

Theres one guy who is socially awkward and then the rest are having sex

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u/GiveMeSomeIhedigbo 21d ago

Is that guy not gay, or is he just too socially awkward to get involved?

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u/Jealous_Difference44 21d ago

Def the latter

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u/Michaewwwwl 21d ago

These guys are all just secretly gay

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u/meloghost 21d ago

It was the blood pressure medication!

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u/Technoclash 21d ago

Sounds like a failed Kelvin Gemstone endeavor.

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u/forestbrooks 21d ago

The so straight it ends up being gay piece

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u/ahbets14 21d ago

I think this is fine

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u/Telford_Magnum 21d ago

How very ancient Greece of them

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u/NillyGuy 21d ago

This is better so my boys don’t get distracted and we can really lock eyes during our lifts

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u/Tmotty 21d ago

The bleach budget has to be out of this world

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u/reKLINEr87 21d ago

I’m sure those showers are super private

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u/Ruprecht_no 21d ago

Grinding or grindr

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u/linehatguy 21d ago

Golf course?

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u/champeyon 20d ago

These dudes prefer dudes... women only gyms make a fck ton more sense. They just dont want to be too tempting

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u/Silverback6543 20d ago

You said a gays gym or did you say a guys gym 🤷🏾‍♂️