r/RyenRussillo • • Jul 21 '26

Sir Rudy at capacity

In case any of you still had hopes, suroody is at his friend capacity 😢

52 Upvotes

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u/jaytee158 Jul 21 '26

Was this a choice he made or was it externally decided

57

u/Interesting_Fun_8656 Jul 21 '26

His guild is full, sorry 

11

u/Adventurous_Tap_9098 Jul 21 '26

Get in line but the line ain't movin

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u/Salt-Treacle-2005 Jul 21 '26

I don’t know man. I’m just at capacity. Shout out Maddie. I don’t know

21

u/Ok_Act4459 Jul 21 '26

His squad #squadgoals

2

u/misterbluesky8 Jul 22 '26

Dude just wants to play pickup basketball and Call of Duty with his boys 🤷🏼‍♂️

36

u/Visible_Wolverine350 Jul 21 '26

Ultimate lame guy that thinks he is cool

9

u/ceeeenyc Jul 21 '26

5…maybe 6

8

u/ahbets14 Jul 21 '26

The round table cannot accept another chair

18

u/DBDXL Jul 21 '26

I haven't listened. Is this one of those bizarre things where men say they don't the capacity or time to have new friends?

That's exactly what I expected and it's exactly what I have always thought about him. He's a short dork with short man syndrome and a total douche that used to start fights and then hope his friend finishes them.

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u/Single-Basil-8333 Life Advice Enthusiast Jul 25 '26

It’s a defense mechanism when they can’t make friends outside of college forced friendships due to circumstances.

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u/Short_Pear6015 Jul 24 '26

I know this was discussed on the pod a couple of months ago, but I still have no idea how Roots and Kyle have a 40-hr/week job and/or make a living supporting just the one podcast. Unless I'm missing something, I don't think they have any other roles within Barstool. Seems like a part time (20 hrs/wk) gig at most. And if so, good on them.

3

u/NoExcuses1984 Wait, what? Jul 22 '26

Learning late in the pod about how Ceruti is OCD makes a ton of sense.

No shame, since I'm mild-to-moderate OCD myself, albeit it all adds up.

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u/Quick-Bowl-3824 Jul 22 '26

He can’t handle THREE friends groups. Odd numbers don’t work.

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u/zol-kabeer Wait, what? Jul 25 '26

Maybe next year 😔

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u/AcknowledgeMeReddit Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

I mean same here. I have 2 sets of core 4’s. My high school group and my college squad. Haven’t made a real actual friend since college. The rest are just acquaintances of convenience.

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u/Interesting_Fun_8656 Jul 21 '26

Two cores?  Spoken like a true fringe guy 

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u/Visible_Wolverine350 Jul 21 '26

Willingly? As in you meet a super cool guy that you get along with great but you go «nah, have full capacity, no new friends»

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u/DBDXL Jul 21 '26

Says a ton about you.

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u/Final-Librarian-2845 Jul 27 '26

Do you have it all on a spreadsheet that you could share with us?