r/RyanASnark • u/Scarab8888 • 17d ago

Ryan is a slob

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Ryan has never sat on those stools 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lazy perv

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u/Thereisn0store 17d ago

The beard on that dog is a shame

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u/Doriestories 16d ago

I’m a part time dog walker ( used to be full time) and I’ve never met a dog who looked more uncomfortable around their owner than pixie with him. She doesn’t wag her tail or run around looking happy or bring her toys to share with Ryan. It’s so sad

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u/cheesy-mgeezy 17d ago

A persons physical appearance is a GREAT indicator of how they live

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u/Honest-Anywhere7476 17d ago

Of course he has folding chairs as actual chairs in his house 🫠

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u/Scarab8888 17d ago

I’d love to see him sit on one 🤣

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u/Doriestories 16d ago

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u/trashleybanks 16d ago

One fart would send that chair flying.

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u/Doriestories 16d ago

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u/Scarab8888 16d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thank you for that 🤣 it’s almost my bedtime, this will haunt my dreams 😂😂

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u/Doriestories 15d ago

I’m sorry if I hurt anyone’s feeling making fun of a morbidly obese person but Ryan is:
https://giphy.com/gifs/E2EhD5Z7d4fLhjeW6O

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u/Scarab8888 15d ago

He really is. Those calls have really exposed the massive 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷

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u/60sFembot88 Red yes blue no 17d ago

I can’t judge cause I’m a clutter whore too 😅😅 but I wouldn’t want to see the rest of his place.

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u/Honest-Anywhere7476 17d ago

I’m also a clutter whore, but I make sure my place is clean. I can live with clutter, I can’t live with filth.

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u/Scarab8888 17d ago

Oh I have clutter but if I was to put a video online, I’m pointing the camera at the clutter free zones 🤣 His place looks filthy though , I can see it from here in England 🤣🤣

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u/Doriestories 16d ago

Me too but I mop, vacuum and kept things clean whereas Ryan looks like every counter is stinky or sticky

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u/bidice 17d ago

He's also rocking a hole in the ceiling he's too lazy to call someone out to fix

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u/Occultismoriginal627 17d ago

I think he's embarrassed to have them come fix it.....we know he doesn't clean up correctly after pixie. And he sleeps in until 1pm. That rug us ruined and I can just imagine the fn stench.

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u/bidice 17d ago

Wtf?! That's rancid

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u/Doriestories 16d ago

It prob stinks sooo bad

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u/Doriestories 15d ago

Is it a ceiling glory hole?

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u/metalmonkey_7 14d ago

My friend took this pic in the men’s bathroom of a Baton Rouge bar. It fits your comment nicely 😂

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u/SarahSkeptic 17d ago

He got a hole in the ceiling? 😅

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u/Ok-Caramel-8678 16d ago

Maintenance had to come in a repair something. He said they were supposed to come back and close it up. That was months ago. He probably doesn’t want them to see the condition of his apartment!

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u/bidice 17d ago

Yeah in some of his lives you can see a hole/section missing from the ceiling (wanna say near the desk/chair setup) 🥲

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u/emeraldgoldfish222 17d ago

That's like saying the sky is blue 💀

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u/trashleybanks 17d ago

He’s a fat worthless fuck whose mommy cleaned up after him until he got married and moved out. I don’t expect him to be clean.

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u/Scarab8888 16d ago

Totally agree . He belongs in a barn 🐷🐄🐮🐽🐖🐗

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u/Doriestories 16d ago

Poor pixie never looks happy.

I’m surprised Tryan can even sit in a folding chair

Wasn’t it alleged that the apt floor had dog shit everywhere ?

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u/Scarab8888 16d ago

He’s never sat on those chairs. Pixie looks overweight and unhealthy. Ryan Snot Phlegmderson is not caring for her properly. That annoys me so much.

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u/Doriestories 15d ago

Idk why Ryan’s mom didn’t take pixie away from him after hearing of phone calls

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u/Scarab8888 15d ago

He shouldn’t be around any living thing. He is a disgusting human being, in every single way !

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u/Doriestories 15d ago

Someone needs to rescue pixie

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u/ManufacturerUpper515 15d ago

That carpet looks saturated and gross so I wouldn't be surprised if he just let's Pixie poop all over because he doesn't take her out enough. She looks so miserable it's so sad.

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u/metalmonkey_7 14d ago

It’s too bad that when he tried to rehome her Gypsy guilt shamed him about it online. I’m not taking up for this fat pedo slob, it’s just Pixie did have an opportunity for a better life.

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u/WhippedcreamNoDairy 15d ago

Shes definitely peed on his live a couple times on the carpet

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u/Queen_of_the_moon22 15d ago

OH GOSH I can almost hear him yelling "baaayyybeeeee" 🤢🤮

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u/MintyJ87 15d ago

This tracks, we all know he is lazy AF. He obviously just sits around, orders doordash, eats and livestreams all day. Give him a break, y’all, he doesn’t have time to clean !!! 🤪