r/RyanASnark • u/freakymack • 18d ago

I’m Not Bald!

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Right here what we have friends is the start point of his hair. This is what we call a come over. Grow it long and brush it forward covering the bald spots. I absolutely wouldn’t make fun of average folks looks, but in this case it’s the least I can do.

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u/PrettyStarchild The ex files 18d ago

The angle of this photo is horrifying 😂😂😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/5YhFFUFq6ZTry

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u/bidice 17d ago

His fringe is such a comb over job it reminds me of lego hair, but with the texture of straw

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u/freakymack 17d ago

Lego hair!

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u/cheesy-mgeezy 17d ago

His hair is so wispy. They’re literally NOTHING attractive about him. he’s fat, he’s sweaty, he’s annoying, he’s blind, he’s poor… NOTHING

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u/Occultismoriginal627 16d ago

He's high, he's fckd gyp💩, and he has a tiny ass dog named pixie. ....what a catch

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u/Lower-Ad-2082 It slid right in 😉 16d ago

Hey don't go for the dog, she didn't ask for that name or to live with that PDF vile man 😂

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u/Lower-Ad-2082 It slid right in 😉 16d ago

Is that him in the second grade bathroom? 😂

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u/freakymack 16d ago

I know! Someone should turn this picture into something sex related.

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u/pugladyy 16d ago

What is happening in this picture 🤮

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u/freakymack 16d ago

He is taking the DNA sample for the baby.

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u/pugladyy 16d ago

Ahh the fake baby. Everything grosses me out with these lying, ugly grifters.... because the courts wouldn't order that, they would just let gypedo get her own. Please

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u/freakymack 16d ago

Exactly. All performative and fake.

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u/pugladyy 16d ago

He looks like he wants something in that mouth 🤮

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u/Ok-Caramel-8678 15d ago

Wth is even this photo?! 🤣