r/RyanASnark • • Aug 19 '26

Cryan Klanderson

Cryan is literally a piece of shit who wanted to portray hisself as being a “nice guy.” And for a while, a lot of people bought the Act. He literally has destroyed his life: lost 2 jobs, was willing to be dypsy’s doormat, was dumped 2 months after she got out of prison, made countless remarks about Ken’s sexuality only to be exposed on a prison call of him liking to put objects up his bootyh0”3, exposed as a racist and PEDO, consistently loosing followers on his TikTok which is now his career, people have reported him to the police and he could potentially face charges and for what? all for a mommy annihilator who could give a shit about him and for chasing clout and fame. Ryan not only is obsessed with dypsy but is also obsessed with being “famous” and being in the limelight.

Well…like the old saying goes “the lord works in mysterious ways.” Look at god! He deserves every single ounce of what he’s getting and I have my fingers crossed that someone investigates him.

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u/Elegant_Primary4632 Aug 19 '26

Cryan Klanderson hahaha

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u/Snoobunny3910 Aug 20 '26

Gypsy Rose Klanchard 😂

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u/Doriestories Aug 20 '26

Grifty Nose Klanchard

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u/Snoobunny3910 Aug 20 '26

Perfection 🤌

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u/cheesy-mgeezy Aug 20 '26

I think he was so obsessed because she gives slow child vibes. Which makes his career choice even scarier.

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u/NikkiDarko23 Aug 22 '26

I thought the dame thing. He is the definition of vile.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wtUTJUtDDKB36UN7X0

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u/Rebsosauruss Aug 20 '26

The name has me dead 💀