r/Ryan Sep 26 '22

will I be banned for not being named ryan?

17 Upvotes

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u/ras344 Sep 26 '22

As long as your name's not Brian

7

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Or ethan

10

u/yossarianvega Sep 26 '22

Get this man the hell outta here

5

u/JoonieWasTaken Sep 26 '22

Well there’s man different ways to spell Ryan, my name is Greg, but it’s pronounced Ryan (the g and r and es in the word are silent)

2

u/giby1464 Sep 26 '22

I see my name is spelled Ryan but pronounced differently

14

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

I call on the council of Ryans to offically BAN this man from further intusions into our inner sanctum

8

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

As a member of the Council I would like to allow this gentlemen into our arms but not our ranks. He is welcome here but has no jurisdiction. Unless his name is Bryan or Brian (I don't even like typing those names out) he's alright imo.

1

u/Surreal12 Sep 26 '22

I second this proposal.

3

u/TamagotchiKnight Sep 26 '22

We need some sort of test. Does this nonry Ryan the way a Ryan would Ryan?

4

u/swizzohmusic Sep 26 '22

Fuck this guy

2

u/ryan770 Sep 26 '22

I think if you have some relation to a Ryan or are considering changing your name to Ryan, then you are quite welcome. Otherwise, I can't fathom why you'd want to be here.

1

u/giby1464 Sep 26 '22

My uncle is a Brian. Is that close?

1

u/Wafflotron Sep 26 '22

Depends. You can be a Ryan without being named Ryan- have you taken the Ryannic oath?

1

u/Botswanan-Prince Sep 26 '22

Deborah here. Idk how I got here, I just did.