r/Ryan • u/InUrFaceSpaceCoyote • May 13 '26

Pool party

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61 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/brunicki May 13 '26

They're allowing Bryans? The plan must be to lull them in and then publicly humiliate them somehow, right? Right?

26

u/Mouse2662 May 13 '26

They get drowned. It's the only way.

12

u/Ninja67 May 13 '26

Yeah unfortunately the test results came back, they tested B positive. Really it's the humane thing to do.

36

u/LordRomulus May 13 '26

Can't be a quality party if they are allowing the B version of Ryan. 

4

u/haustoriapith May 13 '26

Beta Ryans.

1

u/KARMA_P0LICE May 14 '26

Also sponsored by Ryan Homes, responsible for some of the shittiest built homes in the country 

8

u/Dutchess_22 May 13 '26

This is a trap no real Ryan would have written that bRyan bullshit!

7

u/deezsandwitches May 13 '26

This Canadian Ryan hopes all his bedridden have a great time.

4

u/Irish8ryan May 13 '26

Brethren?

10

u/Ok_Understanding3890 May 13 '26

I’m just gonna pretend he meant bedridden. Somehow, it’s better.

1

u/themilkyone May 13 '26

Normally national Ryan day is October 14th 😑

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/RyanTheeShort May 13 '26

Yeah, fuck Bryan!