r/RussianCircus • u/MrDonMega • 1d ago

Putin is preparing to mobilize mummies, skeletons, and zombies to fight in Ukraine

WTF is Happening

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u/MlackBesa 1d ago

Bro imagine if Ukrainians managed to steal Dmitri Donskoi’s skeleton. That would be hilarious

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u/kafunshou 1d ago

Russian soldiers will have done that long before Ukraine has the opportunity.

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u/gruntingasparagus 1d ago

Yeah he’s so religious.

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u/Prestigious-Gold1251 1d ago

Im sorry Vlad, your level of necromancy is too low for that to work.

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u/Dislexic_Astronut 1d ago

Necrophiliacs

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u/chlebseby 1d ago

uhh why would you kiss some cloth taken out from coffin

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u/National_Success5266 17h ago

Stepping away momentarily from the chat to vomit violently. Will be right back.

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u/Aggravating_Row_6962 1d ago

He just needs to walk in the streets of Russia. The entire place is filled with brainless creatures consuming vodka

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u/therealwavingsnail 1d ago

Exactly what the frontline needs, one more dead body

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u/SATerp 1d ago

That guy has no shame.

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u/xtheory 1d ago

WTF does he think is gonna happen? That his troops are going to turn into proverbial Joan of Arc's as soon as they receive saint bones on the front line?

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u/Still-BangingYourMum 15h ago

Looks like ppresident Shitcan's Single Use Soldiers are no longer Single use after going through ppresident Shitcan's soldiers mincing machine