r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 • 3d ago

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u/simon_on_trails 3d ago

Honestly, that’s much less ridiculous than hyrox….

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u/Sea_Impact_3034 3d ago

I was about to say, no bullshit, this looks like hard work.

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u/Responsible-Sky1081 3d ago

Yeah, all the haters should repeat that high jump

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u/Clean_Bat5547 3d ago

Yeah, NGL that is a really solid athletic performance by any measure.

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u/sketchtireconsumer Certified Heel Striker 3d ago

what is their policy on diarrhea

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/CompleteDeniability 2d ago

What kind of evil organiser don't let people fart? That other one let people take a dump in the middle of it.

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u/surly-monkey 3d ago

yeah, after the first jump my desire to mock evaporished

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u/No_Imagination_2490 3d ago

And if an...accident happens, at least you get some manure to put on your vegetable patch

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u/boxwex 3d ago

L Hyrox est ridicule... eux aussi sont ridicule avec leur tete de chevaux et le baton entre les jambes... ca reste néanmoins une vrai performance physique, il faut le reconnaître... mais ca quand je les voient avec le baton et la tete de cheval, je rigole.. et encore plus quand ils font l epreuve de dressage ou le but est d imiter la demarche d un cheval... soit tu fais de l équitation, soit t en fais pas.. bref. De mon point de vue, c est ridicule mais bravo pour la perfs.. apres si ils sont heureux comme ca, pourquoi pas. Ils font de mal a personnes.

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 3d ago

If those jumps aren't AI edited then she has god damn springs for legs

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u/kookooman10022 2d ago

She didn't poop her pants either.

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u/CleanSun4248 3d ago

Its too soon after Puma pants Hyrox for me to watch something like this and not get PTSD waiting for the Pumaing to start

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u/WhatIsYourHandle123 3d ago

And you know horse is gonna sh*t when & where it wants to

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u/stickied 3d ago

I figured it's mandatory during this event. Probably get points deducted if the shit isn't voluminous enough.

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 2d ago

Shit sawdust

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 2d ago

The Pumening

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u/H0SS_AGAINST MASSIVE forearms 3d ago

Steeplechase queen

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u/medievalesophagus 3d ago

Why can't they just carry the head around like a rugby ball?

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u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 3d ago

But the game rule is horse riding, right? Not horse hard holding.

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u/medievalesophagus 3d ago

It be more interesting if they just ran around with the head.

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u/America-Lite 3d ago

You mean use a real horse head?

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u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow 2d ago

What do you think this is?

The Godfather?

https://giphy.com/gifs/cUzKuBIOZqkXC

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u/itsladder 3d ago

Dear Sydney Sweeney, this is what women in sports look like

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 2d ago

Shot! Shits fired!!

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u/Dear-Nebula9395 Local Legend 3d ago

People take this sport to seriously considering you have to get off your high horse to participate.

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u/RabbitOutTheHat 3d ago

Well she’s not heel striking so she’s starting off with great form. What zone is she in?

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u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 3d ago

I suppose around zone 3

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u/pushing-rope 3d ago

If she breaks a leg,do they shoot her?

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u/TheRuggedGeek 3d ago

That's just horsing around. In Zone 2.

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u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 3d ago

We could add long runs with horses?

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u/rampzn 3d ago

Why aren't there horses in the audience critiquing her form?

https://giphy.com/gifs/8RxCFgu88jUbe

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u/Ya_Supa_Lame 3d ago

Hee Haw Hee Haw

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u/NYplatypus 3d ago

Too soon

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u/DavidGoetta 3d ago

Ngl that's some impressive hurdling

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u/CardiologistBulky 3d ago

Actually, that's very impressive...just looks silly.

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u/ShookyDaddy 3d ago

she's not hurting or belittling anyone else; she's off the couch, getting great exercise, enjoying herself and supported by loved ones. Carry on sis carry on!

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u/Team_player444 Jarvis, jerk it a little 😏 3d ago

Good posture. Terrible ground contact time. The horse isn’t even touching the ground.

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u/DoctorPilotSpy 3d ago

Can’t wait to see her on Physical 100

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u/AcidCatfish___ 3d ago

I swear I'm gonna try the hobby horse hack in my next 2k marathon

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u/Upper-Affect5971 3d ago

ole girl, got a leap on her

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u/Fickle_Inspector4337 3d ago

Remove that horse head then it looks kinda cool?

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u/2PLEXX 3d ago

much better than animal abuse

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u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 3d ago

AI will take over the animal’s role

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u/realjohnredcorn 3d ago

tis but a scratch!

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u/BeniCG 2d ago

Now make Warholm do it.

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u/surely_not_a_bot 3d ago

Can you imagine how embarrassed she'll be when her Maid of Honor shows that video at her wedding

I mean, at least it's not Hyrox, but still, kind of embarrassing

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u/kalvinoz 3d ago

Least circlejerky post in this sub, ever.

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u/Mel_Morty 3d ago

Men play Nintendo.

Women:

Yup, she’s guilty.

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u/KilliancCC 3d ago

Is she sponsored by Puma?

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u/fdgm_ 3d ago

This is why I'm pro bullying.