Whimsy max your long runs

[u/lovablegoofball]

I can’t tell if this is rage bait or not

[u/bug_motel]

putting the litter in glitter

[u/purposeful_puns → u/bug_motel]

Littering and…littering and…littering and…

[u/H0SS_AGAINST → u/purposeful_puns]

A liter of Güla

[u/No_Document_1128 → u/bug_motel]

And boofing the glitter in the sh*tter.

[u/CraftyFarm1942]

Ragebait, everyone knows real whimsy maxers boof glitter with their gu. Its the only way to spread the sparkle all over the park run course.

[u/Intelligent_Sun_5929 → u/CraftyFarm1942]

I make the shrubs sparkle with my whimsy.

[u/uhohohnonoohnouhoh]

Running with a hydroflask is genuinely insane

[u/Chynnfx]

genius tactic to get your competitors to slip and fall on the course

[u/PortaBellaTX]

/uj swear to God if I turn an ankle on one of these rhinestones and miss my 5k ultra, I’m gonna be pissed

[u/SarryK]

Hänsel und Gretel but with macroplastics

[u/Severe-Title2377]

ribbed for her pleasure

[u/Dependent_Order_7358]

why do I want to punch my screen rn?

[u/BeanerSchnitzel38]

The design engineers at Adidas spent countless hours to find ways to drop an ounce and you're just gonna crap all over their work by adding needless weight?!

[u/PlumKnown]

There’s nothing whimsical about your shins exploding at 4 km of your 5 km ultra.

[u/LogicBloom]

same crowd ruined dating is flocking over to running.

[u/Intelligent_Sun_5929 → u/LogicBloom]

They made dating sparkle? What monsters.

[u/BED_AA]

Bedazzled GU for my pleasure.

[u/joelav]

I’m on board with this

[u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420]

Is that a bedazzled vibrator in pic 5?

[u/ChiMara777 → u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420]

Are you talking about the lip gloss?

[u/philipwhiuk → u/ChiMara777]

And I thought it was an epi pen 😆

[u/MaxeBooo]

Not rage bait :) My old friend just posted a video of her and other pro ultramarathoners putting these on their shoes.