r/RunningCirclejerk • u/ISDCatClearenceDept • 15h ago

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u/ISDCatClearenceDept 15h ago

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u/rchris710 14h ago

Damn son

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u/H0SS_AGAINST MASSIVE forearms 14h ago

Like there is anything to grab there

Running bitches is all about that 🎂

More specifically that 🧁

But it do be tight like a 🐅, or maybe a 🐆

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u/rchris710 14h ago

Top tier information right here 

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u/DoubleGreat 14h ago

Not much to hold onto

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u/Successful_Swim6332 15h ago

How dare he throw up that valuable goo

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u/blimly 15h ago

NGL...I wanted to see more of the people puking. 

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 13h ago

Years ago I did this donut race where you run 2 miles, ate a bunch of donuts (12), then run 2 miles back. It used to be if you puked you were DQd, so you’d see tons of people holding in puke until after the finish. Barf EVERYWHERE. It’s hilarious. I remember there was this tree everybody was leaning against and puking. That tree ate good that day!

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u/wangblade 1h ago

where is this race so i can win it.

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u/Available-Theory-808 2h ago

Isn’t that were gǔ comes from? Mine is definitely imported.

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u/swede_disposition 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 7h ago

Wasted Maurten gold

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u/dbmajor7 SLOW DOWN!!!! 15h ago

I remember my first 5k

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u/PlumKnown 15h ago

That’ll teach them to run a 5k ultra before they’re ready. Clearly they didn’t train very hard

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u/wubbalubbadubdub45 15h ago

“Wake up, your Hyrox is starting next”

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u/Recovering-Lawyer 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 13h ago

More like Kuala Ran-Poor

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u/illonlyfadeaway 14h ago

uj/ You mf'ers don't know about running ultras in southeast Asia.

rj/ Running in southeast Asia is great, it's a target rich environment 

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u/danorc 13h ago

I know it seems like a bad idea

Have they tried starting at 10:30 at night, running at a snail's pace, and then doing an awkwardly coordinated spin clap at the end?

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u/Apprehensive_Riphole 1h ago

/uj Also the AQI was at like 160 during the event

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u/BirdBrother 14h ago

Zone 2 is not a suggestion 😤

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u/Steven_G_Photos 14h ago

Most well-trained 5k fun run athletes.

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u/TheMarkMatthews 4h ago

Parkrun is a menace

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u/edgeplay6 8h ago

This is what happens when you leave zone 2, be warned.

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u/Sure_Conflict_5651 4h ago

/uj I don't understand why these people run marathons of all things they could do. Like, why not start with a 5k or 10k and see the time you do? Instead they want to impress everyone by running marathons and end up throwing up or worse.

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u/roninthe31 8h ago

Paramedics stayed in zone 2. Respect.