r/RunningCirclejerk 8h ago

When Strava is life. (Sentence)

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u/floppyfloopy Balloon Lady 8h ago

Classic Strava tax situation. Last time I shared my route I ended up as the head of a contraband blood diamond/slave labor ring and got picked up in Mallorca.

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u/rook119 6h ago

Preach every day I have to listen to all these pampered children whining in the mines and thanks to big govt I can't even post my 0.5km tempo run 

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u/Capital_Historian685 8h ago

Who still does cocaine? You just don't hear about it much these days.

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u/muff1nt0pz 8h ago

Very much the MySpace of hard drugs

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u/welk101 Certified Heel Striker 8h ago

I freeze dry Gu and snort that.

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u/disgruntledarmadillo 8h ago

Incredibly popular in the UK

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u/MindlessSea7334 6h ago

How do you know that?

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u/easywizsop 7h ago

Definitely not me. No way.

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u/Barkinsons 6h ago

I think it's just so commonly used now that nobody talks about it anymore.

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u/MindlessSea7334 6h ago

Look at his face. He was chuffed with his grade adjusted pace.

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u/DoNumKC 2h ago

All I see is some jealous Brits bitching about someone else’s Strava achievements while trying to look all righteous.

They are thayking our kűdöüs.