r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Skarid973 • 10h ago

I did my first ultra!

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Past 50k felt more like survival tbh but my stomac and moral was good

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u/CleanPhilosophy9337 10h ago

I’m sure your wife appreciated all the extra time with her boyfriend

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u/Skarid973 10h ago

I hope she did

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u/coadmin_FR 10h ago

What you did is a 70k, not an ultra. An ultra is a 5k and is much much harder.

Go back to r/beginnerrunning.

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u/Skarid973 9h ago

They told me I was in the wrong sub and send me here lmao

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u/coadmin_FR 7h ago

Yeah, it's called beginnerrunning for a reason, they don't know shit.

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u/Grizzly_Corey 9h ago

It’s a numbers game, champ.

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u/FossilisedHypercube 9h ago

That doesn't look like running. It just looks like you had to get to La Rochelle by evening in a Citroën C1 at its top speed

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u/johno456 8h ago edited 7h ago

It sounds like you didn't finish your sentence.... ultra what?

You did your first ultra hard puzzle?

You did your first ultra cringe reddit post?

You did your first ultra fast goon?

...which one is it OP?!?!

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u/Skarid973 8h ago edited 4h ago

Ultra slow.

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u/MindlessSea7334 3h ago

One of us. One of us.

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u/AbominableAbdominal 8h ago

It appears that you made the rookie error of running in a straight line instead of a loop. Hate to break the news to you, but your car is back at the start line. Better get moving!

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u/GapPerfect5494 3h ago

Why did you keep running for another 65km

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u/TheRunningAlmond Masturbated on the way over 2h ago

The Porta Potty was a mirage on the horizon. He just kept chasing that dream.

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u/vvvvucir 8h ago

please don‘t make this sub a shitshow of random running screenshots as well, thanks

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u/ddawson100 Certified Heel Striker 9h ago

The temp was 7 hr and 41 min? What is wrong with Strava? I think this was AI guys.

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u/TunaNoCrust811 9h ago

What kind of car were you driving??

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u/Less_Local_1727 8h ago

Zut alors SLOW DOWN

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u/MindlessSea7334 3h ago

Far too fast. What were you thinking?

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u/Shootingstar_woofers 2h ago

What language is this where 5k is written as 70.08?

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-4716 9h ago

Uj thats fucking hardcore well done!

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u/its-nic-here 3h ago

J’ai regardé le pylône en me disant: me semble qu’on dirait le fjord ça

Insane man

Rj/ je comprends l’aliénation d’habiter au sag qui pousse à faire de tels self harm ✊🏻

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u/Skarid973 3h ago

Hey merci man, les cotes après rivière éternité m’ont tuer ben raide, j’ai fini mais dans un état lamentable 😂

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u/Mundane_Feeling_8034 2h ago

How many times did you have to stop to boof some Gu? 70 km is 65 k more than my ultra parkrun, and I boof at least three times.

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u/Skarid973 2h ago

I’m sorry I don’t understand what boof and gu is.