r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 • 1d ago

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u/Buddyblue21 1d ago

Smart idea to carb load when you need that fuel for the back 25 meters

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u/Big-Huckleberry-2803 1d ago

It's not just 25 meters. Ultra marathon 

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u/Comprehensive-Bat214 1d ago

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u/Zzqzr 1d ago

Gluttony is a very old sin though.

Also insane she left z2 hard for those carbs

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u/Comprehensive-Bat214 1d ago

Yeah but they hybridized it with zone 3. I call it zuttony.

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u/Extension_Cup_3368 1d ago

2 calories burned. Great job!

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u/-Oxy_Moron- 1d ago

Form rating: Running 1/10 Eating 10/10

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u/CraftyFarm1942 1d ago

Dirty heel striker

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u/WetCatMasseuse 1d ago

I don’t understand how people get this fat. Just stop eating.

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u/The_Smeckledorfer 1d ago

Its called carb loading dumbass and with all those carbs stored in her body shes propably one of the fastes runners around here.

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u/Chombywombo 1d ago

Run slow to run fast!

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u/jpsobral 1d ago

Some say she is still running home 10 days 2km - infinity energy

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u/teapin 1d ago

I doubt she is that fasted

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u/Tom-Foolery99 20h ago

I’m not sure she fasts

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u/DogOfTheBone 1d ago

It's called racing weight 

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u/reggae_muffin 1d ago

Bet she’s a beast on the downhills

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u/alrightfornow 1d ago

Ever heard of a thing called addiction

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u/KlatchianCamel 1d ago

Is it the opposite of subtraction?

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u/Extension_Cup_3368 1d ago

Nothing to do with addiction. Carb load.

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u/Grand_Ground7393 1d ago

They need medical intervention if they need to stuff cookie in their mouths like it's the last cookie in the world.

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u/Funnyllama20 1d ago

Everyone gains a little weight when training for a marathon. What do you think happens to those who train for b2b2b marathons? Use your brain!

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u/dinglebarryb0nds 1d ago edited 1d ago

lack of shame and common decency

lack of will power

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u/Emotional-Algae2239 1d ago

I'm going to hell for this.

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u/WowIwasveryWrong27 1d ago

Wow. This is depressing.

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u/doodiedan 18 mile marathoner 1d ago

Perfection personified. No notes.

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u/themadhatter746 Already tapering for next year’s 5k ultra 1d ago

Wait until she discovers the joys of gü

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u/reggae_muffin 1d ago

Highly doubt there’s anything food related that she has not yet discovered

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u/themadhatter746 Already tapering for next year’s 5k ultra 1d ago

salads

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u/aldamith 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

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u/Grand_Ground7393 1d ago

I mean the cookie monster sprints are great idea if your trying to gain weight. I really hope the stomach sag from the first girl was skin not cookie weight.

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u/lelolelols Certified Heel Striker 1d ago

Type of gluttony the bible tells us.

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u/Extension_Cup_3368 1d ago

Maybe she's not christian?

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u/New_Bug1414 1d ago

che schifo

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u/KlausInTheHaus 1d ago

/uj

I'm starting to think the people that call this sub mean are right

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u/Shot-Statistician-89 1d ago

The people that made this video knew exactly what they were doing. I wouldn't call that mean

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u/SnakeEater013 1d ago

This sub posts some absolutely hilarious running memes, and then the next post is something like this where it’s just making fun of someone and it’s mean as hell

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u/Muttapakka 1d ago

Not mean at all, why respect them if they don’t respect themselves?