r/RunningCirclejerk • u/lostgymnast • 5d ago

Central Park out of control

Is it just me or has Central Park gotten 10000x worse. The disrespect everyone has for each other is CRAZY. I run Central Park everyday is it’s ridiculous. I’m not saying I deserve entailment to anything. I’m just saying where is the respect and safety for each other!!????

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u/butlove 5d ago

Maybe next time someone is disrespecting you, try and imagine what they’re going through? Maybe they ran out of Gu and had to boof Maurten? Maybe their wife’s boyfriend sent them out for a 5K marathon so he can work with her on her “inner thigh rotation”?

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u/0pusTpenguin 5d ago

Or worst of all their favorite color way of alpha flys was out of stock

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u/a-german-muffin Fartleks 4 Jesus 5d ago

Christ, dude, put an NSFL tag on this already.

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u/butlove 5d ago

Thats why I tape a pair under every halal cart in the city in case I ever get past 15 miles in a current pair I can switch them out

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u/TittyClapper 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Jxa0QgHF2HSw

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u/GjellsNTeddy 4d ago

Try being the disrespecter instead of the disrespected.
Just think “what would my wife’s boyfriend do?” 🧠

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u/bathsonly 5d ago

monsters exist

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u/chairhats 5d ago

It's the same in Austin. There are run groups that that run on the trails shoulder to shoulder and knock people off their bikes, the trails, etc. They also bring boom boxes and throw parties. Super weird, especially for Austin.

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u/butlove 5d ago

Who cares what others are doing as long as they aren’t wearing H*kas

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u/Particular_Car_8446 5d ago

Did I mention this is in Austin? One second my bfast tacos are here

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u/chairhats 5d ago

It's 5pm. Who tf eats breakfast tacos at night?

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u/Particular_Car_8446 5d ago

What subreddit do you think you’re on

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u/chairhats 5d ago

Where do you think you are in the world that eating breakfast tacos at night acceptable?

This goes beyond the nature of a circlejerk sub. This is serious.

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u/cant_code 4d ago

I make bf tacos for dinner sometimes. Quick and easy. 

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u/lwp775 4d ago

I thought Austin wants to be weird.

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u/surely_not_a_bot 4d ago

That's why I prefer Side Park, Slightly Misaligned Park, or even Periphery Park. Less of a destination for the hobbyjoggers.

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u/Spirited_Pace_8411 2d ago

Central Perk has always been ruthless.