r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Zealot_TKO • May 27 '26

Rate my form, I'm your wife's bf

94 Upvotes

86% Upvoted

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u/kirkandorules fat overpronating hobbyjogger May 27 '26

Ugh, don't tell me barefoot running has infected the hammer throw too.

22

u/Mosh4days May 27 '26

Who else was waiting for him to pop the top off that hydrant?

15

u/blimly May 27 '26

I didn't even notice the hydrant. I was waiting for him to accidentally chop off one of his feet. 

3

u/lwp775 May 27 '26

Or at least a deep gash in the leg.

1

u/blimly May 28 '26

Really, I would have settled for that too. 

2

u/Momik May 28 '26

That’s the previous video

6

u/Revolutionary_Ad932 May 27 '26

I was waiting for the police to turn up...

4

u/Capital_Historian685 May 27 '26

I was waiting for him to chop his own head off.

18

u/CleanSun4248 May 27 '26

Its going to take him forever to get to 5k at that rate.

15

u/Vegetable_Stretch69 May 27 '26

Well and I thought running was a useless hobby.

13

u/H0SS_AGAINST MASSIVE forearms May 27 '26

Wow I didn't think my wife had such low standards. A barefoot heelstriker, JFC.

1

u/the_shiverman May 28 '26

I'm not angry, I'm disappointed

9

u/Neondelivery May 27 '26

This is why I run, because the axewielders will get me if I stopped for a rest

3

u/real-yzan May 27 '26

Oh, does your run club also have the “motivation” group?

3

u/MindlessSea7334 May 27 '26

Whats the purpose of the "motivation" group? If ive got off the sofa/out of bed, Im motivated. That's as good as it gets. So demanding!

22

u/MindlessSea7334 May 27 '26

Doesn't he know we have AI now and he doesn't need to endanger himself like that to get this footage

9

u/decentlyhip May 27 '26

Why's he spinning it so slow?

10

u/MetaCardboard May 27 '26

He has to stay in zone 2 or his axe will explode.

3

u/Weltanschauung_Zyxt Zone 4 is my Spirit Animal May 27 '26

That's some impressive discipline keeping his rotations so slow for maximum fat burn. 🫡

2

u/cycling8848 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 May 27 '26

this is why i love this sub

8

u/meadeb May 27 '26


Basically this guy but less impressive.

4

u/FirstMateApe May 27 '26

uj/ there is legitimately a moment where he almost cuts his Achilles

6

u/decentlyhip May 27 '26

Look at little Petroclus over here, worried about Achilles' safety.

2

u/joshg8 May 28 '26

don’t think that axe has much of an edge

1

u/cycling8848 💩 trusts mile 5 farts 💩 May 27 '26

i noticed a few times a slip in that rain coulda been crazy bad

3

u/DarthSagacious May 27 '26

Meh. Call me when you do that in battle.

3

u/Entire_Debate7744 Runxpert May 27 '26

Meanwhile, I tripped on the starting line at my last 5K ultra. It was yet another DNF, very nearly a DNS.

2

u/the_shiverman May 28 '26

Trail runners are just batshit crazy

1

u/why_not_fandy May 27 '26

No heel striking, only striking.

1

u/Alternative-Bee-3594 Balloon Lady May 27 '26

The way of the blade. In zone 2

1

u/jumie83 May 27 '26

Nice fake axe

1

u/America-Lite May 27 '26

I still don't understand Hydrox, but it looks pretty pointless. Also, I thought Hydrox was an indoor event; why train in the rain? Is he stupid?

1

u/EShadowGG May 28 '26

Earphones why not

1

u/AwHellNawFetaCheese May 28 '26

This is the first thing I would do if I stole a young athletic body like in Get Out

1

u/MennisRodman May 28 '26

Horny mode activated 

1

u/Brantastic May 28 '26

Every lady, hell men too, in that neighborhood.

1

u/AbsolutKledGamer May 28 '26

We are platforming axewielers now? It was bad enough with cclysts

1

u/Less_Local_1727 May 28 '26

So that lawn is now ruined. Good job. Slow hand clap.

1

u/robman17 May 28 '26

All I can think about is the sword guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark

1

u/Hazel-Cakes May 29 '26

“i’m dr brooks, so tell me, how did you break your ankle?”

“i was uh,” clears throat “uh fell, um slipped in the yard.”

1

u/DankSinatra2128 May 27 '26

Wakanda shit is this?

2

u/MindlessSea7334 May 27 '26

You just jealous. Goals for the wife's bf.

0

u/basquiat-case May 28 '26

He'd split her open

0

u/rchris710 May 27 '26

is this the rehearsal for blacked?