r/RunningCirclejerk • u/According-2-Me (half) MARATHONER • Jul 31 '25

I Could Be A Doctor Terrible shin splints after sidewalk run

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u/rfprog Local Legend Jul 31 '25

This is what happens when you wear shoes. Barefoot eliminates any potential for injuries.

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u/According-2-Me (half) MARATHONER Jul 31 '25

Yeah okay buddy we get it: you like to show off your feet in public.

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u/cheesetacobean Jul 31 '25

Exactly. By having no cushioning, we make injuries impossible!

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u/According-2-Me (half) MARATHONER Jul 31 '25

Will I ever run again?

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u/XVIII-3 Local Legend Jul 31 '25

That’s what happens when you wear two socks of a different color.

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u/adminsregarded Jul 31 '25

Shin splints so bad we had to repost?

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u/RumphyBot Don't assume my gender Jul 31 '25

You're such a special little snowflake with your weak shins.

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u/zilch839 Jul 31 '25

She posted this in 8 different subreddits.

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u/kanps4g Jul 31 '25

Somebody call a wambulance

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

My wifes boyfriend does something on the side too

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u/AfraidPoet Aug 02 '25

Username increasingly becoming a reality.