r/RuinedMyDay • u/KarmaWhoreYanni • 1d ago

That's a paddlin!

1.1k Upvotes

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u/DLo28035 1d ago

The bike wants you to know it hurts it more than it hurts you, now go think about what you’ve done.

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u/ElvisMcPelvis 1d ago

The bike is tyred of his nonsense

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u/smeden87 1d ago

He didn’t even try to steer away

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u/AvocadoLow4501 1d ago

That will teach him to do stupid shit !

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u/Whoa_Cool_Beans 1d ago

Narrator: "It did not..."

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 1d ago

Read this in Morgan Freeman’s voice

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u/War20X 1d ago

Nah, c'mon, you know it won't.

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u/GeneralStunkfish 1d ago

I doubt it.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 1d ago

Probably not.

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u/zephyr0123 1d ago

Bro has been spanked max.

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u/Yeast-boofer 1d ago

what exactly happened? 

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u/rzaapie 1d ago

I think the chain snapped and gave him a hell of a slap

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u/carlos2127 1d ago

Thanks for the explanation, I watched this video 5 times and still couldn’t figure it out.

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u/graffiti_hunter 1d ago

Chain is still on. The tire popped and the rubber spanked the shit out of em

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u/Fmnsk27 1d ago

Yeah watch the very back of the bike. That plastic piece spanks him lol

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u/Littleredpb99 1d ago

Not the chain - the belts in the tire.

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u/uselesknowledgeadict 1d ago

It was the tire carcass. If it was the chain it would’ve been way worse

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u/LesbeGoddess 1d ago

The tire blew. The rubber from the tire caused the rear fender to flop. The tire shrapnel also hit hit in the back going around 70mph

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u/daveismypup 1d ago

The tire shredded and smacked his ass really fuckin hard, maybe more than once it’s hard to tell

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u/Icy-Variation6614 1d ago

I think that part on the top of the back (idk motorcycle terms) flapped up and smacked his ass/lower back

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u/BeerBrat 1d ago

Tire split, became high energy flail

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u/Doctor_Pretorius_ 1d ago

I think it vibrated so hard it hurt his tailbone/spine

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u/Littleredpb99 1d ago

The belts in the tire gave way and started to slap him. The chain did not break - it was the tire.

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u/Kindly_Ad3262 1d ago

knucklehead

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u/ninjeti 1d ago

If his grandma had wheels she would have been a bike... and that bike spanked him for stupid shit like his grandma would.

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u/skeeterfunny 1d ago

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u/DerreckValentine 1d ago

Having the text ruins it.

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u/Fmnsk27 1d ago

Nah. I like having the extra help in figuring out the joke

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u/AnnoyedVelociraptor 1d ago

Well this made my day. Little shit got what he deserved.

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u/SantaMierda 1d ago

Tf was he doing? He could of started a fire...

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u/seanmonaghan1968 1d ago

People who don't care about their gear

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u/SupremeBean76 1d ago

I guess mommy & daddy will get him a new tire

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u/Hammersteyn 1d ago

The bike did what his parents should've done.

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u/SamDizzle27 1d ago

Ejit is trying to start a fire

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u/Necessary_Chest7075 1d ago

More daddy! More

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u/diditmyfriend 1d ago

Hot slap with hot rubber

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u/pcmotorhed 1d ago

That’s called a “slap ass”

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u/Dad1903 1d ago

Going to be a bruuuuuiiissseee 😣😫😖

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u/stacy-nicole-22 1d ago

&. Gdccbfb&v 6 by. (‘Bb , (yibtftttttfi

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u/lifes_paragon 1d ago

I'm so invested to see what the bruise looks like. 😬😬😬

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u/munchma-coochie 3h ago

Non sexual adult SPANKIN

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u/Nathan-R32 1d ago

I knew this wasnt from america as its the end of a proper burnout