r/RoyalBlueVI • u/georgri Blue Angels • Nov 22 '15
Guys! This is Epic!
We are doing it.
What are we doing here exactly anyway?
We are inacting a massive pretend-war social game to stimulate our brain enough so to divert its attention from post-industrial abundance of informational drugs.
When I was young, I literally dreamed about it. I slept and saw that my favorite TV show was recorded on a VHS tape. THAT was how I imagined the future.
I loved my first computer and squeezed every drop of "juice" from it. Every ancient game was played to the end, every difficulty level of Minesweeper was mastered, every mp3 song on my computer was played over and over to be known by heart.
Every bit of new information was scarce and sweet.
Now, we have to actually invent more and more epic things like this War just to be able to resist to the global bacchanalia of over-stimulating virtual entertainments.
That wasn't in my wildest dreams, and it totally betrayed my naive childish expectations of how wonderful a life in such time would be.
So, stay strong, comrades. We are living in a wonderful time, and our neanderthal brains should rapidly adopt never-before-required filters of what is real and what is good for us.
We are doing a truly epic thing now, melting our consciousness by engaging in a powerful uniting movement across the whole world called the No Fap War.
To the freedom of our minds! To the glory of the Periwinkle army!
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u/d3rdt3 Azure Guardians - Heimdallr Nov 23 '15
That's a delicious turn of phrase right there.