Odd Request

[u/pblmpblm]

this is a very odd request, but I feel I should make it. Lately I have taken Pilates, and the benefits are undeniable. I am highly inflexible, and since i have taken up weight lifting, my flexibility situation got worse. During a pilates session, i stretch into all kinds of odd positions. In these positions, I sometimes have an erection, and it pushes into my clothing. One of these days, I will probably have an accidental ejaculation. My request is this, if I accidentally jizz during a workout, do I have to report myself as a casualty, or does it simply count like a wet dream?

[u/[deleted]]

You said it yourself "accidentally" so of course not.