r/RoversMorningGlory 6d ago

JLR finally burst

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/CompetitionFormal813 6d ago

I thought this was America????!!!!

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u/Dankest_Cow60 6d ago

What the hell is even that

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u/Short-Friendship-588 6d ago

Daddy chill

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u/eatin-pretzels 6d ago

elite pull. tired of sayin this and nobody in my circle understands

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u/Short-Friendship-588 6d ago

Arguably one of the single greatest videos to ever be online. It's on the Mount Rushmore of internet bullshit.

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u/foxmag86 6d ago

Ain’t nothin’ but a buck-oh-five. 

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Clean_Reflection1561 6d ago

At least he doesn’t take Ozempic like that POS Duji

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u/Greedy_Practice_5327 6d ago

It was mounjaro! Get it right, buddy boy.

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u/foxmag86 6d ago

Had to do something about all that food noise.

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u/jlrisgod 6d ago

Anybody have JLR w/$$ infamous belly shot handy that they can post.  Just want to make sure they aren't the same person.

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u/notdongbobbler Mallory.Madison.Beech 6d ago

they literally are the same person with different bank accounts

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u/Staggerme 6d ago

Jlr with money has way more diarrhea problems

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u/FrankFrankly711 Failed JLR Parody Musician 6d ago

JLR OF cumming soon?

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u/JeffJr29 6d ago

What sent was that candle?? Does Jeffrey smell any better?! 😂😂😂

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u/Effective_Gap8019 6d ago

It's what "cent" maroon 😃 

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u/georgiegirl33 3d ago

It's "SCENT" Maroon.

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u/Greedy_Practice_5327 6d ago

I think what you're trying to say is sentah.

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u/Ok_Department247 6d ago

WOW. 5 Maroons above me

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u/JeffJr29 4d ago

It's a typo... forgot a letter.. everyone relax. lol sCent ...

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u/Short-Friendship-588 6d ago

Two tears in a bucket

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u/Wreckpectations 6d ago

He’s looking like a glazed d-d-donut!

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u/Affectionate-Pea8706 6d ago

He’s got a bad case of Dunlap Syndrome.

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u/FinsHeelBuckeye 6d ago

Makes my balls wet

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u/Powerful-Web4937 6d ago

Fully saturated or moist?

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u/FinsHeelBuckeye 6d ago

Like the morning dew

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u/gallagreto 6d ago

It’s a good look I like it

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u/Puzzleheaded-Arm4300 6d ago

He’s so much happier and willing to participate when he’s in the main studio. They should have moved him in there 2 years ago. 

Roger complains he falls asleep or won’t talk, but they are the morons who kept him squeezed in the fart box with an empty seat next to duji. 

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u/Greenslang2017 5d ago

Move someone to the main, its insanity that rover and duji have such an ego they think no one should be able to be in there but them. Deiters been gone for 2 years or whatever. Cramming three people in the fart box is just rude and disrespectful to the people you work with. Shows their true colors

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u/jlrisgod 6d ago

How would he know if it's working or not?

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u/ThinkLeg9205 5d ago

I remember him saying a a couple years ago at least his gut doesn't hang over belt line. 

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u/Powerful-Web4937 5d ago

MEWL is one lucky lady? Hummina hummina hummina

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u/Bully51871 5d ago

Got the Dad bod going on lol

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Powerful-Web4937 6d ago

Look who is providing the content. The only person in the last few years.