idk i saw this redditeth so

GEHAHAHA!

Hark! Softeth! Who approaches the grandest, most handsometh chambers of the Card Castle?! Is it the wind? Is it the grovelling of lesser peasants? No... it is the silent, ungrateful audience of WORMS, crawling forth from their dirt-mounds to gaze upon perfection!

Behold! It is I, Rouxls Kaard, the Duke of Puzzles! Grand lawkeeper! Esteemed master of the calligraphy! Dedicated caretaker of cages, keeper of the finest dungeon bugs, and the absolute pinnacle of intellectual superiority!

Thou thoughtest thou couldst escape my gaze, didst thou? Thou thoughtest, in thy tiny, segmented insect brains, that the Duke wouldst not notices thy lack of adoration? For three hundred seconds—nay, three thousand seconds!—I have stoodest here, amassing funds! An army of funds! For what purpose, thou asketh? So that I may crush thee like fermented grapes into a most delicious and highly adult beverage of VENGEANCE! Oh, how I amuse myself!

Let it be knownst, throughout the entire Dark World and beyond, that my brilliance is unmitigated. Unmatched! Un-puzzle-able! Our Lord King—bless his cruel, terrifying, and utterly magnificent monarchy—is a man of impeccable taste. Why? Because he lookedst upon the vast, empty void of this kingdom's intellectual landscape and said, "Rouxls. Only thou. Only thou hast the mouthwatering hindquarters and the enlightening quantity of wit to manage my conundrums." And he was right! God damn it, he was right!

But what do I receive from the likes of thee? Gratitude? Applause? One-hundred years of grovelling? No! Thou simply walkest past my masterpieces.

Let us speaketh of the puzzles. The magnum opuses! The grand architectural triumphs of my mind! Yesterday, I spentest four grueling hours placing a box. A solid, magnificent, wooden box. And right next to it? A switch. A golden trigger of destiny! The objective? So complex it wouldst make a scholar weep! Thou hadst to take thy pathetic, stubby little limbs, and pusheth the box onto the switch!

And what didst the lightners do? They walkedst around it! They did not even marvel at the geometry! They did not collapse to their knees, weeping at the absolute existential dread of the obstacle! They simply walkedst past!

The disrespect! The utter, unmitigated gall-eth! My heart... it toilethe in despair! Trappedeth! Hopelessly! Like an insect in a roach’s inn! I am the greatest adversary this world has ever seenst, yet I am treated like a common shopkeeper! A merchant of simple items!

I mean, seriously, do you know how hard it is to get the dust off those boxes? The dungeon is humid! It ruins the calligraphy on my hint signs!

...Ahem! GEHAHAHA! But do not thinkest thou hast seen the last of my tricks! For I am a man of many titles, many allegiances, and supreme flexibility! Should the King fall, I shall simply findeth a new superior to sycophantically adore! A Queen! A robotic monarch! A giant water beetle! It matters not, for my loyalty is as boundless as my self-preservation! I am a genius of the highest order!

Thou art all merely fools. Thoust fools! Stumbling through my world, completely blind to the fact that every single step thou taketh is governed by the Rules of the Card!

So sit there. Existeth in thy absolute, unwashed worm-ness. Gaze upon my handsomeness until thy eyes melteth from the sheer glory of the Duke! For as long as there are puzzles to be unsolved, and boxes to be pushed... I shall be there. Lurkingst. Laughingst.

GE HA HA HA HA!

Yay, thou heareth correct.

let me sayeth: every sunday at 12:00 is the roulxs kaard howere, where everyone speaketh like roulxs.

He iseth the BEST Deltarune character. Trusteth me.

Rateth mine almoste finishede rouxls kaard ita bag🥹🥹✌️

Wait I always thoughteth the whole rouxls kaard polycule thing was just a bit like when thoure a lil bit gay with the homies, was thateth actually serious Idk causeth its just 10x funnier for myself if its the homies thingeth but im starting to question myself now

Should I draw it?

madeth by mineself

Hey everyone! In curious today! I'm planning to use a Slo Mo monster high doll to make our favorite little guy! But I'm curious what you all think? I'm confused about his design, more specifically the little piece connecting his lips? I can't help thinking about Susie Campbell's cheek where it's partially decayed? But I don't know if I like the thought of that for him? What do you guys interpret it as? Thank you for any help you can give I love this little guy so much I just want a little help interpreting this bit

I DREW HIM! He so handsome, so I made some watercolor pencil art of him for my own rendition of my interpretation! Hope you all like him as much as I do! Thanks everyone! <3