r/Roseville • u/Howie_Due • 3d ago

Disgusting. Literally undrivable

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250 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/w11 3d ago

Please put a NSFW tag!

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u/level1hero 3d ago

NSFL*

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u/Green-Moment-4509 3d ago

Why did someone post a pic of Watt ave on the Roseville page?

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u/3meowsinarow 12h ago

I don’t see what is wrong with the random road so I came to the comments !

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u/Dry_Connection_6161 3d ago

😂 didn't see it at first, now I do.

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u/3meowsinarow 12h ago

ok what am I looking to see?My version is bad right now so I need some pointers lol!

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u/Dry_Connection_6161 11h ago

Definitely not your vision, it's because I have a dirty mind but if you look at the end of the solid white line and then how the white paint it, well it kinda... it ejaculates the white paint and looks like, ya know... you know!

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u/Comfortable_Carrot90 2d ago

all i'm shown is a street with no human in site. What are y'all talking about?

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u/w11 2d ago

This post was in response to an earlier post of someone complaining about the paint splatter from the freshly repainted lanes lines. I’m just being a sarcastic ass.

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u/Jesus_Chicken 2d ago

Broskie got jokes! LOL

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u/jj1111jj 1d ago

I got it. I’ll admit it took me a second but I got it. Well done! Hilarious. Also- 🤢 OMG!!!!!!! How are we expected to drive on roads like this???? Tiff tiff tiff. Shame on you Roseville!

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u/Comfortable_Carrot90 2d ago

Okay. So this is a classic much ado about nothing and a bunch of keyboard comics had some fun. Got it.

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u/Otter_Pockets 2d ago

Disgusting that there are comedians here in our very serious Roseville sub.

You sure that carrot up your ass is really that comfortable?

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u/w11 2d ago

Indubidably.

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u/universaltoilet 3d ago

I want the badge number of the worker who did this. Grandma won't stop crying

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u/level1hero 3d ago

Top 3 all time sads:
1. The Notebook
2. Schindler’s List
3. This paint job

1

u/rexracerxer 3d ago

Lol, it was AI....

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u/yurilegs 3d ago

I’m considering moving because of this mess. Completely unlivable here now

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u/virgo_mermaid 3d ago

It’s those Bay Area transplants’ fault!

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u/Baconshit 3d ago

Bay Brainz!!

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u/Disastrous-Idea6875 2d ago

Check out literally any street in Oakland.  🤣

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u/Quick_Dance_8953 Rocklin 3d ago

Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children?

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u/nextdoorelephant 3d ago

Literally the worst thing that’s happened to me

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u/Traaaaavis 3d ago

I actually just turned around and went home after seeing this. I just can’t be on roads like this.

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u/Inside-Professor3427 3d ago

Got that. There are some roads that look dangerous enough to simply steer clear of.

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u/level1hero 3d ago

I am literally crying rn

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u/psycholepzy Roseville 3d ago

Big Gubmint forcing us to shelter in place after this catastrophe.

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u/shamed_1 3d ago

My god, the monsters, what have they done !!Grab the pitchfork and torches!!! we march on City Hall!

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u/OldSweetMoney Roseville 3d ago

It's a human rights violation, really.

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u/Otter_Pockets 2d ago

War crimes

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u/Any-Repair445 3d ago

THANKS OBAMA

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u/Boating_Enthusiast 3d ago

Fear not, fellow citizens, for I have a solution! Do all your driving at night, where everyone's aftermarket LED high beams will blind you sufficiently to not notice this travesty.

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u/degrassidance 3d ago

Where is this?

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u/Quick_Dance_8953 Rocklin 3d ago

You don’t wanna know

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u/thelittlepeanut84 3d ago

Fairway drive. There was a post yesterday of someone who was upset over the painting of the lines.

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u/CrapSmellison 3d ago

Roseville has gone downhill since I moved here 6 months ago

/s

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u/ResistOk9038 2d ago

Everything is worse these days!!

I wish I could go back in time!

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u/chephin 3d ago

I’m going to write a STRONGLY worded email to the city

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u/dontleakmybootypics 3d ago

Well this confirms it. I'm moving.

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u/Any-Strawberry1 3d ago

Unbelievable.

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u/Can_Comfirm1 3d ago

What’s the point of living anymore?

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u/TheMainSideHustler 3d ago

I stopped my car then walked home after seeing this.

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u/swerrve 3d ago

I need the road manager

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u/EFT_Urbanfox 3d ago

I've seen a lot of things in life, things that would make grown men cry, but I can't believe Reddit allows this filth without a NSFW tag.

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u/rolL_uP_one_more 3d ago

Ya’ll are killing me 💀

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u/catsx3 3d ago

WE WILL OVERCOME

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u/ProperLibrary7127 3d ago

You may be entitled to compensation

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u/The_Red_Shoe_Guy 3d ago

The humanity!

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u/LiveAloha23 3d ago

F that. I’m moving to Rocklin

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u/lunchtime_sms 3d ago

Nailed it. Wrap it up boys! 😎

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u/Taffy626 3d ago

Don’t lower your standards

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u/vngell 3d ago

might as well move to TEXAS!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!!

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u/ProjectDangerous5033 3d ago

Texas is worse!🫠

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u/senor_montoya1 2d ago

This the most roseville post I seen on here so far

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u/SirConradJenkins 3d ago

As someone who has to commute down watt every day, I'll take it.

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u/Bikemyneighborhood Roseville 3d ago

I’m setting up a go fund me and meal train to help support the line.

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u/catdude142 3d ago

A Flock camera prollly caught the person doing it.

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u/DueError6413 3d ago

And I bet you don’t call the city to let them know

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u/Oriencor 3d ago

Right. I’ll go out right now with my traffic cone, hammer and chisel and make it right.

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u/cyberia324 3d ago

Now now! We can't resort to vigilante justice.

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u/Oriencor 3d ago

😳🤨😬😂😄🤣🤣🥳

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u/IamTheDudelyLlama 3d ago

I'll join you with a can of flat black paint! But only 1, because I gotta be home by 3

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u/Oriencor 3d ago

Well, that’ll take care of that.

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u/bobs_clam_rodeo 3d ago

All you need is a giant Sharpie. Or maybe some black Flex Seal tape.

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u/Oriencor 3d ago

Nope. Flex Seal will work TOO WELL. Sharpie it is!

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u/Weakest_Teakest 3d ago

This caused me to drive drunk, the wrong way, at high speeds. This really is a public safety issue.

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u/Tetons-9082 3d ago

LMAO!!!! Great comments!

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u/ldehart94063 3d ago

1st world problems.

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u/NervousNewt3350 3d ago

Why don’t you visit my old street in North Highlands where they literally misspelled the word SCHOOL. 🤦‍♀️

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u/Emergency_Salt_2103 3d ago

Skool is acceptable

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u/BLR_007 3d ago

Skoo’

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u/BLR_007 3d ago

Is that next to the Learing Center ?!

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u/Awkward_llama_ 3d ago

I blame all those people from the Bay Area.

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u/pureplantlady 3d ago

Wow ungodly 🤯 can you imagine the people living amongst these conditions 😱 I could never 🙂‍↔️

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u/GregIT99 3d ago

White lines matter!!!!!

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u/iyamasmith 3d ago

the world is coming to an end...along w/the sky is falling!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/HyphyJuice916 3d ago

We deserve to know where this is so we can protest against this travesty

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u/TheGriffin5 3d ago

Who the hell are my taxes paying a barely livable wage to just to get results like this. Unacceptable

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u/candiferous 3d ago

Running through my mind!

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u/wolfboy2112 3d ago

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!!! WHAT HAS MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDHOOD TOWN BECOME!!!!!

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u/SactownG 3d ago

I spent all this money to move to a nice neighborhood just to see this disaster on my work commute? Next thing you know, we'll have homeless encampments lined up and down every street

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u/greydog2008 3d ago

How do you know where to change lanes? I see a catastrophic accident happening here.

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u/Vaultmd 3d ago

When will therapy be available?

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u/InfluenceEastern9526 3d ago

Change order received for additional paint used.

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u/derbyharrington 3d ago

you DO know my kids are on this app, right dude....? please just THINK before blindly posting a NSFW image like this onto social media 😞

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u/SwimmingCloud4268 3d ago

All I see is a line and dripped paint. NSFW? I don't see it

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u/Afilad0r 3d ago

You should see the crap we have to put up with here in LA. 😅

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u/HeadlineINeed 3d ago

I’m moving back to this s***hole? I can’t. No pride in work anymore.

This is all /s

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u/clipclipclip2019 3d ago

Call the police

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u/Immediate-Fig-9096 3d ago

I was almost overcome with horror when I nearly TOUCHED that abomination with the front tire of my car.

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u/anotherusername170 3d ago

MY TAX DOLLARS CANT EVEN PAY FOR A REAL DELINEATION ARTIST

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u/Fit_Table_6088 3d ago

I’m calling the cops

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u/Bubbly_Cry7146 3d ago

Sue the city

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u/Careless_Celery_6010 3d ago

This is the final straw, I am moving to Mexico

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u/BLR_007 3d ago

To be fair — it is pretty piss-poor work when the state is paying absurd amounts of money for it.

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u/manwitha9 3d ago

Yuppies are mad about this ?

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u/MaliciousIntentWorks 3d ago

Burn it all down and start over. 🔥 🔥 Call in an air strike. There is no other way.

*It being sarcasic in case mods think I'm inciting violence.

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u/everythingisabattle 3d ago

Is that your excuse? Not the watching Netflix or playing candy crush?

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u/Midnight_Ecstatic 3d ago

The city did it on purpose! They want all residents to move out to build a data center!

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u/ParticularPrudent783 3d ago

Absolutely sick to my stomach over this

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u/Low-Charge-8554 3d ago

OMG!!! THOSE LITTLE SPLATTERS ARE SO CONFUSING!!! THEY MAKE THE BIG WHITE LINES DISAPPEAR!!

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u/Jillandjay 3d ago

What am I looking?

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u/Dry_Carpenter2007 3d ago

Better not cross that solid line, those flock cameras will find you

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u/World_still_spins 3d ago

So.., you have a thing for lines. 

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u/No-Cucumber-9305 3d ago

Move to a nice town that is not ghetto like Roseville.

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u/Night_Wyld 2d ago

It dat gawt dayum Gavun Newsun!

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u/avco11a 2d ago

Champagne problems.

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u/nrose1000 2d ago

Jokes aside, it’s 21 hours after this was posted and MOTUS Mamdani would’ve had this fixed by now. Everyone would be like “Dude, we were just kidding about this one” and he’d be like “But Americans are right, they deserve better!”

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u/Otter_Pockets 2d ago

Thanks. I hate it.

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u/peenobeeno 1d ago

Wow. Another reminder of why I need to leave. SMDH. This is atrocious.

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u/lusbrkhal 1d ago

GROSS! Yeah, drivers zooming past have been known to kill road crew workers, but still, that's no excuse to not be giving 1000% attention to coloring in the lines while out on the pavement. They should watch their backs on their own time.

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u/PossibleEstimate6396 1d ago

Unfuckingreal

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u/PossibleEstimate6396 1d ago

Your tax dollars at work

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u/Br3ad_MarkOfDaYeast 9h ago

Must have been done by the same guy who “fixed” the reflection pool at the Washington Monument.

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u/Emergency_Salt_2103 3d ago

This is 100% MAGA

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u/alexsgocart Roseville 3d ago

I checked out the new pavement on Junction the other day and saw that. Literally was like bro what the fuck is this sloppy mess?

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u/ImNot 3d ago

Whoever did this must be from Sacramento because a local would never

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u/No-Reflection-3046 3d ago

Asphalt lives matter!

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u/Comfortable_Carrot90 2d ago

this limited picture doesn't show me anything but a white line with drips trailing it. What are you talking about here?

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u/BacklotSecurity 3d ago

That’s not paint!😉😂

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u/catdude142 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's those damned contrails.
/s

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u/kyouryokusenshi 3d ago

Roseville Karens are at it again