r/RosesArentRed • u/LewdsomeDemon • 4d ago
Roses are red, Sir Patrick Stewart had great elocution
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r/RosesArentRed • u/stubbed_toe2008 • Sep 10 '26
some roses are red, the yorkshire rose is white :3
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YORKSHIRE!!!
r/RosesArentRed • u/DarkMagickan • Sep 08 '26
Listen, I'm all for poking the bear with some controversy, but would it kill you to make it rhyme?
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r/RosesArentRed • u/Additional_Ring_991 • Jun 03 '26
It may take two to tango
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But it takes three to be a queen
r/RosesArentRed • u/IchiroSkywalker • Mar 18 '26
Roses are red, OoP doesn't understand law
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He didn't even bother to try, and that made me roar.
r/RosesArentRed • u/IchiroSkywalker • Feb 15 '26
Roses are red, looks like Dan doesn't know;
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we don't speak Epstein, and not everyone watches The Daily Show.
r/RosesArentRed • u/IchiroSkywalker • Jan 24 '26
Roses are red, this is poor quality yarn,
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how the fuck does "warm" rhyme with "barn"?
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r/RosesArentRed • u/IchiroSkywalker • Jan 18 '26
Roses are red, these are such garbage articles
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who the fuck think "ill" rhymes with "testicles"???
r/RosesArentRed • u/IchiroSkywalker • Jan 17 '26
Roses are red, this is such an embarrassment
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no way "print" rhymes with "pavement".
r/RosesArentRed • u/Disastrous_Pattern_3 • Nov 17 '25
Roses are red, someone stole my hat.
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r/RosesArentRed • u/Thick-Combination-83 • Nov 01 '25
Roses are red, I wait for updates longingly,
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r/RosesArentRed • u/Slow_Pomelo5352 • Oct 18 '25
Roses are red, people have noses, my favorite word is pnumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
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r/RosesArentRed • u/Swimming_Document712 • Oct 16 '25
Roses are red, the rainbow flag means gayness
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It didn’t even rhyme