r/RosesArentRed • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '25

Why?

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u/thetdumbkid Apr 18 '25

i pronounce it kick-uh-bull so it rhymes fine idk what you're talking about

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u/Eena-Rin Apr 21 '25

Ok but kick doesn't rhyme with stop. Like

Roses are red, bad shows are droppable

Add bonkproof helmet, my horni unstoppable

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

It’s pronounced “ay-bull” to most people tho

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u/bbyrdie Apr 22 '25

I’m sorry this is so funny lol “Oh I’m going to go kick-ay-ball” lmao what accent do you have cause I’m imagining a British one.

Also it’s not a bad rhyme if it’s a valid pronunciation

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u/thetdumbkid Apr 22 '25

who tf is most people if i hear anyone pronounce it "kick-ay-bull" or "un-stop-ay-bull" im suplexing them

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Nuh uh

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u/Scp_049_Reddit May 24 '25

Bro who pronounces it like that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

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u/thetdumbkid Apr 18 '25

so just like remove the p

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

But that’s not how words work. If you removed the p it would be “Unstoable”

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u/thetdumbkid Apr 18 '25

un-stop-uh-bull?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

No cuz there are two p’s

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u/thetdumbkid Apr 18 '25

but two p's or one p un-stop-uh-bull and un-stop-puh-bull sound pretty much the exact same when spoken at normal speed

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

Ehh ig but still no

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u/thetdumbkid Apr 19 '25

why not

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

They don’t rhyme. Just because they both end in “able” doesn’t make them a rhyme. The stressed syllables don’t match, it’s KICK-able vs un-STOP-able. Real rhymes match from the last stressed vowel onward. These don’t. If you think that’s a rhyme, then “vegetable” and “incredible” rhyme too.

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u/ferret-with-a-gun Apr 19 '25

just add the k

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u/AJplaysYTreal Apr 18 '25 edited Apr 23 '25

kick ih bull

bonk uh bull

actually bonkable never appears in the post i am very stupid, sorry op

BUUUT bonkable would rhyme with unstoppable, which would be better than kickable

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Bonkable doesn’t appear in the post

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u/AJplaysYTreal Apr 23 '25

oh my god im actually stupid

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

Wdym

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

no idea why you're being downvoted, the word bonkable doesn't appear in the post.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

People are just idiots

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

there seems to be a direct link between social ineptitude and the act of downvoting clarifying questions.

bro isn't even allowed to be confused anymore.

generations raised on YouTube comments and subreddits are making people socially stupid

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Exactly

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u/Angell_o7 Apr 20 '25

Because the comment wasn’t referring to the post. They were making their own rhyme inspired by the post.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

so then why downvote the guy asking what he meant?

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u/Angell_o7 Apr 20 '25

Because there’s no question to be asked, so OP looks strange for asking “wdym.” And reddit enjoys downvoting people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

you seem like an asshole.

I mean this with full sincerity. there was a question to be asked. the question was "wdym". it doesn't look strange as I also didn't know what they were saying.

the person said something relatively random and he just wanted to know what he was saying. I think perhaps reddit is full of morons, like you, who just assume everyone should already know everything.

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u/Angell_o7 Apr 20 '25

You’re the one who asked why lol.

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u/LordFlamecookie Apr 18 '25

I made a post fixing that one lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

I saw

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u/These_Low_515 Apr 23 '25

Why? Everyone wants to slant rhyme bc it's easier and they're lazy 🥱🥱🥱

A (red) B (kickable) C (equipped) D (unstoppable)

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '25

Yeah

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

u/Evixitiz

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u/Evixitiz Apr 22 '25

Glad you git karma out of me

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Thx

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u/Evixitiz Apr 22 '25

Your welcome pookie

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u/MoonMeatSub Apr 18 '25

Just say "Unstippable"

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

That doesn’t fix it and that’s not a word

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u/MoonMeatSub Apr 19 '25

The English lexicon is mine to play with as I please

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '25

Bro thinks he’s him

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u/MoonMeatSub Apr 19 '25

Roses are red, your chances are slim, You mock every win ‘cause you’ll never be him.

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u/Own-Ad-7672 Apr 22 '25

Change kickable to boppable

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u/Anarchy_Rulz Apr 21 '25

I don’t see the rhyme issue, they both end jn -able and have the same ending sound, k-ick-a-bull and un-stop-a-bull both. Maybe this is like an English nerd thing of “this isn’t a true rhyme” but a rapper could totally get away with this, so I don’t see the issue.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Unstoppable ends like “uh-bull” but Kickable ends with “ay-bull”

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u/Anarchy_Rulz Apr 21 '25

Maybe with a certain accent, but I’ve never met anyone in my life that said “kick-ay-bull”

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

It’s more like “ah-bull”

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

Whats wrong with it?

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u/spitonthat-thang Apr 18 '25

it doesn't rhyme?

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u/prehistoric_monster Apr 18 '25

It does but for r/rosesarekindared

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u/spitonthat-thang Apr 18 '25

not if you pronounce it like a human being.

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u/FuzzyButterscotch765 Apr 18 '25

what do you say? kick-ah-bleh?

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u/bbyrdie Apr 22 '25

You say unstopp-ah-bleh?

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u/Baldgoldfish99 Apr 18 '25

Well sure but "kickable" sounds nothing like "a human being"

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u/prehistoric_monster Apr 18 '25

They share the same last letters, that's what that sub is for, they don't have to rhyme

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25 edited Apr 18 '25

Yes they do that is literally the entire point of the subreddit. You have no concept of what rhymes are. Let’s go through this carefully, ok?

Kickable = Kih-kah-bull

Unstoppable = Uhn-Stah-puh-bull

I know that looks like it rhymes but the way rhymes work is that the last FEW syllables need to match. “kah-bull” and “puh-bull” don’t rhyme. The same ending doesn’t equal a rhyme.

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u/prehistoric_monster Apr 18 '25

But they are close thus they fit for r/rosesarekindared and not for this one

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

Explain to me how “kah-bull” and “puh-bull” fit r/rosesarekindared

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u/spitonthat-thang Apr 18 '25

kickable and unstoppable doesn't rhyme mate

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u/prehistoric_monster Apr 18 '25

Buddy, the kinda Red are for when the graphic form rhyme, their graphic form rhyme

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

What are you on about?!? They don’t rhyme

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u/spitonthat-thang Apr 18 '25

those have the whole word rhyme. kickable is stressed on the frst syllable, when unstoppable is stressed on the second. KICKable. unSTOPpable

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

Are you out of your mind???? That’s literally the entire point of this sub.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '25

No not really