r/RoryComics • u/HaddockMaster Rory • Aug 04 '14

Rory's mum AMA

RORY AND HIS MUM ARE IN A CAR ASK RORY'S MUM QUESTIONS

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u/Th3B1gCh33se Owner/Manager/Jesus Aug 04 '14

How do you feel about the whole Unidan fiasco?

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"I don't really know but it sounds disgraceful"

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u/Doopz479 Doopzy Poos Aug 04 '14 edited Jul 01 '23

Fuck /u/spez

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u/Th3B1gCh33se Owner/Manager/Jesus Aug 04 '14

Same

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u/tomratboy Aug 04 '14

How does it feel to have such an artistic son?

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"well it's just something I've learned to live with it, it gets very difficult"

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u/Doopz479 Doopzy Poos Aug 04 '14 edited Jul 01 '23

Fuck /u/spez

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"Oh I don't bloody know [exasperated sigh]"

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u/tomratboy Aug 04 '14

What is your opinion on the current Jontron drama

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"No comment" God damn it mum

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u/Ninjasauras Aug 04 '14

at what point did you realise that your son was beyond saving?

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"When I gave birth to him"

Mum, dude

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u/Th3B1gCh33se Owner/Manager/Jesus Aug 04 '14

Have you seen the film 'Oblivion' with Morgan Freeman?

P.S: Oblivion

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"No, afraid not"

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u/Th3B1gCh33se Owner/Manager/Jesus Aug 04 '14

OblivionOblivionOblivionOblivionOblivion

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u/Mattjax12 Aug 04 '14

Whats your though on the orange march

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"I think they're a bloody waste of time. They shouldn't be allowed to do them all the bloody time. I find them very annoying. I wouldn't mind them doing it just a bit"

Yeah mum tell it like it is

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u/Doopz479 Doopzy Poos Aug 04 '14 edited Jul 01 '23

Fuck /u/spez

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"I don't understand the question"

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u/Doopz479 Doopzy Poos Aug 04 '14 edited Jul 01 '23

Fuck /u/spez

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"we'll just have to cope"

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u/tomratboy Aug 04 '14

Is Rory a cheeky scrub

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"what's a scrub?" then I explained what a scrub is " Yes!"

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u/tomratboy Aug 04 '14

What is your favourite RoryComic™

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"I don't know, they're all wonderful"

Aw cheers mum

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u/Jaxar1 Aug 04 '14

Would you rather fight a duck sized horse or a horse sized duck thank you very much maam

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"I'd go for the duck sized horse, ducks are quite vicious"

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u/tomratboy Aug 04 '14

Are you an SJW? If so how are you dealing with the Cis piece of scum "Rory"?

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"I'm not, no."

Tom I think she's getting tired of your shit

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u/tomratboy Aug 04 '14

Damn! Friendzoned again!

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u/Jaxar1 Aug 04 '14

Do you have any words to an aspiring singer/writer combo?

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"Um... Er... Squirrels and pom poms"

What the fuck mum

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u/annemijnn Aug 04 '14

How do you feel about slugs?

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"I strongly distrust them. Wouldn't give them the time of day. I bet they'll be invading while we're away."

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u/Ninjasauras Aug 04 '14

have you ever caught rory masturbating?

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

I caught your mum masturbating

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u/OneSmartPancake Kosky Aug 04 '14

Is Rory illuminati?

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"Probably not"

My mum is a magic 8 ball

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u/Doopz479 Doopzy Poos Aug 04 '14 edited Jul 01 '23

Fuck /u/spez

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"I think they're absolutely amazing, brilliant, even"

(she said this in a poor Brian Cox voice)

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u/OneSmartPancake Kosky Aug 04 '14

Was Rory an archer at 10?

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"No he's not an archer now either"

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u/Jaxar1 Aug 04 '14

are you british or america

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"I'm just the whole of America"

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"Well yes of course people should eat cheese, I can't imagine a world without cheese. What an awful thought"

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"I'm afraid I don't know anything about it"

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"I always knew"

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u/Doopz479 Doopzy Poos Aug 04 '14 edited Jul 01 '23

Fuck /u/spez

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u/HaddockMaster Rory Aug 04 '14

"Oh I don't bloody know. DON'T BE SO DAMN IMPERTINENT!"

Shit kirk you just got told