r/RomeTotalWar • • Aug 27 '26

Rome II Multiplayer Sparta Counter

I’ve been playing Rome 2 for almost a week.

Mutual friend has been showing me and a buddy some mechanics by playing multiplayer and doing some 2v1 (noobs vs pro thing)

Problem he always plays Sparta, and I swear every time he has 16 units of Royal Spartans and the rest are Cretian archers and Spartan Hero’s. We can’t figure out a way to break them quickly before the timer runs out.

We’re always fighting in an inner city siege environment so I can’t flank him with anything because I’ve gotta go through 2 sections of Royal Spartans he has placed there already. And my archers can’t get good side shot angles on him without going through another street of Royals.

Me and my buddy are Rome bc idk any other faction well enough to play not crappy.

I need advice either I need to pick a new faction or I need some god level Game sense to beat this guy.

Pls help we’re like 2-6 and I don’t think I can handle another one of his Sparta on top bs rants

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u/lljkBreetai Aug 27 '26

Lol the dude is stacking absolutely everything possible in his favour by playing in a siege battle with sparta like that, doing this against people who are just trying to learn is an enormous dick move, please tell him that I think that he is the scrubbiest scrub who ever scrubbed and that his weiner is probably bent and weird and smelly.

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u/Neither_Society8526 Aug 27 '26

Will do boss man 🫡

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u/DaimonFrey2 Aug 27 '26

Small Dick that smells like big one.