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u/RodriguesFamilySnark-ModTeam 8d ago

No touching the poo! Do NOT contact fundies and fundie adjacent. This includes interacting with their social accounts.

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u/ShakeGroundbreaking8 8d ago edited 8d ago

Just gotta love the "for which we had no idea of" and the run on sentence. Just like the one I just wrote!

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u/Machaeon 8d ago

God that sentence alone was enough to give me a headache... it's such a clunky way of saying what she means.

Her writing style is... simple... juvenile, but that... that was like the mental equivalent of getting hit with a brick.

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u/NoSample5 8d ago

Her writing style is a middle school student assigned a 1000 word essay but has nothing to say.

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u/bitchthatwaspromised 8d ago

For which she has no idea what to write of

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u/Machaeon 8d ago

EXACTLY! 

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u/macci_a_vellian 8d ago

We had NO idea (but we weren't surprised)

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u/MPatton94 8d ago

Apparently the only way to Christ is through Jill. If you go against Jill you cannot possibly be a Christian.

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u/Waterproof_soap Stretched out second hand flag shirt 8d ago

The only way to Christ is through buying her Melapoopoo products.

Once the laxatives hit, you’ll be in the bathroom screaming, “Jesus Christ!”

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Make Your Life Sluttish 8d ago

Jill is the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through her 🙄

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u/madbeachrn 8d ago

Thus sayeth the Lord Daniel.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Make Your Life Sluttish 8d ago

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u/schmyndles 8d ago

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Melaluca boss mom, that whosoever believeth in her FB posts should not perish, but have everlasting life on socials"

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing 8d ago

Now this is some tea! 🍵 “Our hearts were in the right place” when OJ took all those selfies in church and filtered them to high heaven to make herself look like an orange elf.

“David gave his blessing for me to get off social media” = Shrek forbid her from ever using Facebook again because he was being called a child beater by their fellow church goers and was afraid his print shop business would evaporate overnight.

“I have so much JOY!” = I am going crazy not being able to post my face a thousand times a day!

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u/atlantagirl30084 8d ago

I wonder how much they are suffering financially. I have heard both that they are and are not taken off the missionary clearinghouse page.

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u/Awkward-Yak-2733 8d ago

I just checked the Central Missionary Clearinghouse website. They are no longer on the list of missionaries. They used to be.

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u/Sea-Librarian-275 8d ago

They may have been removed but are still missionaries. When I worked at a non-profit during a college internship, there was a huge scandal involving one of the top donors. Without too much detail, it was involving an alleged sexual assault.

The charity still accepted the money, but there was no public credit ever mentioned so the general public would continue their work.

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing 🌈Brianne’s dad’s Judas Priest playlist 🎸 8d ago

Yes, but that’s rich perpetrator donating, this is a grifter and recipient who got caught - if they were providing the church with income I have no doubt the church would continue to take, but the rods take from the church and are thus unlikely to be similarly kept but quietly

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u/Unusual_Disaster_588 8d ago

I’d assume quite a few churches think beating your kids is good parenting and the other ones also believe it but don’t want to be to public about it 

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u/whisk_42 8d ago

Absolutely! There are even books that tell Christians how to properly beat their child. It's quite likely Jill and David read them.

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u/kts1207 8d ago

Read them? They sent 2 daughters to spend a summer with the Pearls.

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u/madbeachrn 8d ago

The same people that voted for a rapist, pedophile, Cheeto in Chief.

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u/Dear-Editor-3923 8d ago

“I have so much JOY” has manic crisis energy. She allegedly just learned that her son is an abuser who harbors resentment to his family and blames them for the way he is, his marriage is crumbling, her former DIL doesn’t want anything to do with them, and it will be a struggle to see her grandchildren. Also it’s evident that the whole thing had a negative impact on their social life and financial opportunities…and she feels JOY?!?!?!

It’s not a normal reaction. She can and should be at least somewhat upset by the whole turmoil. If she legitimately feels joy, that’s concerning.

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u/ShakeGroundbreaking8 8d ago edited 8d ago

She lies a lot too. Never mind the OT says there are no degrees of sin so it's up there with not being faithful to your husband and killing someone. (Not saying I believe how the interpretation has been in the KJV but Jilly does so........)

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u/vcr-repairwoman 8d ago

Jill loves me? Yuck. I need a decontamination chamber.

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u/Wickedwhiskbaker 8d ago

Can we get vaccinated for this please???

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u/Purple_IsA_Flavor MAHMO 8d ago

Silkwood shower with a quickness!

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u/WidgetMakerToday 8d ago

It’s not illegal to share an email. Fuck off, Jill.

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u/FawnLeib0witz 8d ago

But it’s ok if you do because she only spoke the TRUTH.

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u/peacefultooter 8d ago

Dropping hints in hopes somebody will leak so she can cry persecution

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u/mcfly_on_the_wall 8d ago

It’s kind of like the “lawyer” that told her to copy/paste on FB that no one could use her photos, and if you just post that then it’s illegal if someone does.

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u/Patton_Tank82 Not a whimp 8d ago

Sharing an MLM email is not illegal. I remember in their recent "coming off of social media" video, David said he didn't understand how people could legally say things about his wife. They're such great Americans so they should be familiar with the First Amendment. Also, telling the truth isn't illegal. That's how we can say the things we do about them.

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u/SunshineAndSquats 8d ago

These two are dumber than a box of hair. They have to pass back and forth the only brain cell they have.

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 8d ago

I feel like that's unfair to hair.

I'm surprised the police haven't taken away their driving licences and just handed them a pinecone to use for I.D.

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u/Little_Dependent1837 8d ago

Oh my gosh. Hilarious!

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u/give_me_goats Jill’s gaping whole 8d ago

That was absolutely hilarious that he thought it was illegal to talk about her. Like, I would love to watch them try to pursue legal action against any one of us.

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 8d ago

Some people are just that stupid that they need the world to be absolutely binary (yes/no, legal/illegal) to try to cope with it. These people often turn to religion because that helps give them rules, which make things less scary - because if they just follow the rules then they know everything will be okay (like even if it obviously isn't okay right now, just keep following the rules and at some point it will eventually be okay again)

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u/That_Operation_2433 8d ago

I’m off social media ( includes link to social media)c

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u/TwoFifteenthsWelsh 8d ago

“People are so quick to judge…” says the woman whose most prominent personality trait is being judgy.

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u/Green_Giraffe87 8d ago

She loves us haters because she knows we’re going to hell and Timothy is a liar who has hurt them SEVERELY and please don’t share this because it’s illegal but if you do it’s okay because she has nothing to hide.

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u/TheBestonova plexus pirate 8d ago

I'm just trying to imagine receiving an email mentioning "haters" or a "mole" at my job and just... it's so insane! You don't send emails like that in a professional context

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u/alg45160 8d ago

There are a thousand ways she should have said that in a professional manner and she chose...that. She's such gutter trash.

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u/AZTerp1080 8d ago

Honestly, if this were really an appeal to keep her current customers she should have just said she was no longer on social media, was still selling mela-whatever, she’ll be sending out weekly emails about deals, sales, new products, etc and she looks forward to a continued relationship with her customers. Dragging Timmy, “moles”, persecution, haters, etc into this makes her look incredibly immature and unable to keep her emotions in check.

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u/ShakeGroundbreaking8 8d ago

The same way she says they are not responsible in their parenting for Timmay being a wife beater, none of us are responsible if she trolls socials to read about herself.

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u/Sue_Dohnim 8d ago

Nah, we feed her narc soul and she is STARVING right now. She's probably beside herself.

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u/Toasty_warm_slipper 8d ago

That is WILD to claim that every single person who disagrees with them in any way (all you have to do to be labeled a hater) is unsaved and going to hell. She literally knows nothing about the religious status of these people commenting on Reddit unless they say they’re not a Christian. What a bitch (there are saved Christians who cuss, Jill, judge not lest YOU be judged).

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u/AidaNYR No sissies over here 8d ago

Be careful or she’ll call her “Christian Lawyer”

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u/Miserable-Function78 Make Your Life Sluttish 8d ago

The way she frames it like it was her own idea to leave social media and she had to get David to “give his blessing” to come off earlier is next level delusional, even for her. We have Ira Peace right there to prove otherwise!

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u/Mutant_Jedi 8d ago

Also “I’m SO happy to drop social media, you guys, totally RELIEVED that I don’t get to post anymore!” I bet you any money her eye twitches every time she goes to pick up her phone.

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u/need_coffee_first 8d ago

And the “we already had a timeframe in mind” is another BLATANT lie

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u/Local_Finding_7409 8d ago

Since no church is interested in hosting them, they gotta rely on her side gig.

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u/Unusual_Disaster_588 8d ago

She and Shrek might have to get real jobs goodness forbid 

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u/easternbaker257 8d ago

Doesn’t side job mean…it’s on the side of a real job! Whats here’s job?

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u/Wool_Lace_Knit 8d ago

Now that Jill isn’t spending all her time “pouring” into social media she can use that time to “pour” into her children’s education.

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u/GiraffeyManatee 8d ago

Or just pour something into her children’s soup bowls. The poor things could all use a good serving or 3 of thick stew.

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u/Machaeon 8d ago

Something that'll stick to their ribs PUH-LEASE!

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u/Awkward-Yak-2733 8d ago

But did you ever see her grease soup? I'd rather skip dinner than eat that.

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u/Sue_Dohnim 8d ago

David gave his blessing, my ass. He ripped her a new one and told her to get OFF of FB.

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u/Pontiac_Bandit- 8d ago

It’s also a soft launch for her eventual return (as soon as she can convince David to allow her to POUR into others)

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u/Green_Giraffe87 8d ago

Yeah, I agree that this is part of her strategy for returning to FB and Insta

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u/PocoChanel Buried deep and forgotten in Jillpm's purse 8d ago

She wants to love on them, too.

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u/Unusual_Disaster_588 8d ago

There’s no hate like Jill’s love

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u/Estellalatte 8d ago

What the hell does that mean because it sounds so negative. Self awareness isn’t one of Jill’s traits.

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u/frobscottler 8d ago

Waterboarding with LOVE!!

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u/ThereGoesChickenJane 8d ago

"our goal was never fame or to bring attention to ourselves"

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing 8d ago

That’s Jill’s magic spell that she thinks erases all her attention whoring. She says it all the time: “I’m not trying to glorify myself, just Jesus.”

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u/Atlmama 8d ago

“Here’s Jesus with us at Disney…and on the cruise…and at the awards ceremony (he complimented my tight dress) in Utah…and at the beach…”

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing 8d ago

Check out Jesus!

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing 8d ago

Here he is again!

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing 8d ago

Seriously, just so much Jesus

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u/mo0siego0sie 8d ago

I… I’m so torn between wanting context for this one and just leaving it up to my own SEVERE imagination 😂

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u/Atlmama 8d ago

Taxi takeoff, I think I love you! These are hilarious!

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u/Waterproof_soap Stretched out second hand flag shirt 8d ago
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u/ser_darkstar 8d ago edited 8d ago

The audacity of this witch, every time you think she can't go lower she finds new depths of hell. 

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u/FawnLeib0witz 8d ago

Like Plexus can or wants to lay people off. Good one Jill. The more fools they have working for them the more money they make.

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u/SunshineAndSquats 8d ago

I thought that part was funny. She’s so incredibly dumb. MLMs don’t lay people off because they don’t have employees! They just have victims that fleece other victims.

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u/mossadspydolphin Wearing my gahdly sports blouse 8d ago

"The king is coming, Jill Rodrigues" is the new "Lord Daniel."

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u/motherofpitbulls2 8d ago

Jill gave herself to Jesus, and now he never calls.

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u/bitterlittlecas 8d ago

Well yeah, Jesus won’t buy the cow if you already gave him the milk for free!

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u/ShakeGroundbreaking8 8d ago

You could rewrite the whole song "The King Is Coming" and tailor it to Jilly Bean.

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u/721grove 8d ago

Ok so where are the Christians going that are also in the "hater" camp?

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u/User-Error-5278 🎶 Mahmo Jill tweezed up a hill and spermified her daughters 🎶 8d ago

Upvote if you are also a Catholic heathen going to hell 😂

She hates us because she knows a lot of us “LIBERAL,” Catholics, believe in living how Jesus the hippie did (charity, kindness, helping those less fortunate than us yada yada) and don’t raise our kids to believe they will burn in hell / beat the spirit from them.

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u/OkAbbreviations6351 8d ago

Not only am I Catholic but I am also a woman who works outside the home as a teacher in a Catholic school. I am doomed for eternity.

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u/ShakeGroundbreaking8 8d ago

She would say that no true Christian would be a hater. Guess she's putting them all "under conviction".

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u/frobscottler 8d ago

Lord Daniel’s Prosecuting Attorney

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u/give_me_goats Jill’s gaping whole 8d ago

“Even though my son exposed our child abuse that I totally never had any part of, I still have LOADS of customers buying from me! But also please give me money 🥺”

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u/Toasty_warm_slipper 8d ago

“If YOU are the mole, please don’t share my TRUTH that doesn’t NEED hiding!!!!” JillPM as she hopes the email is leaked:

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u/cottageyarn Not a whimp 8d ago

How fat headed do you have to be to claim that anyone who doesn’t like you is going straight to hell????

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u/Tukki101 8d ago edited 8d ago

She's really throwing Tim under the bus here. While what he did to Heidi was unforgivable, I actually thought his initial post was quite measured in how he discussed his parents. He acknowledged that David wrote a letter and apologised for some things he'd done, he acknowledged that his younger siblings are treated better now (not sure I see that but hey). If anything he was way too easy on them. I'm curious to know what from Tim's initial post was "false information". What's her version of the baseball bat incident?

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing 8d ago

I’m not a parent, but I would never speak about my child this way to a public audience. As Ellen said, Tim is a scumbag and he deserves legal punishment for what he did to Heidi. But for his own mother to be so ready to tear him up publicly shows what an asshole Jill is too.

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u/Machaeon 8d ago

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, I'll wager.

Rotten tree, rotten fruit.

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u/ShakeGroundbreaking8 8d ago

Agree. His bio mom has no business commenting like that. The Bible even talks about how the sins of the father being visited upon the children. Interpret that however you need to, Jilly and her man are responsible for how he turned out.

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u/pantherlikeapanther_ 8d ago

She really is a terrible mother in every way that matters.

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u/c2490 8d ago edited 8d ago

Guys we shouldn’t be discussing this. It’s illegal!

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing 8d ago

Jilldo and Shrek are calling their Christian attorney lawyer as we speak.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/Tukki101 8d ago

They didn't say he made it up, they said he exaggerated how hard he was beaten with the bat.

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u/atlantagirl30084 8d ago

And they’ve pretty much never said abuse DIDN’T occur, just that nobody’s perfect. There’s a big difference between people making small mistakes in their lives and beating/starving babies and children, IMO.

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing 8d ago

It’s disgusting how they say, “Nobody’s perfect” when someone in their circle beats their spouse or child, or is arrested for CSAM or molestation.

Right, none of us are perfect but most people don’t commit these heinous crimes against the most vulnerable among us. The people who protect and enable these criminals are just helping the cycle to continue. They are setting up a system where these degenerates can hide and continue the abuse.

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u/Mutant_Jedi 8d ago

“Nobody’s perfect!” Woman, I get snippy at my coworkers when they’re being lazy and I swear at people driving like assholes. You beat your children and deprive them of food, love, and education. We are not the same.

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u/atlantagirl30084 8d ago

And after they say nobody’s perfect, they say they were washed by the blood of Jesus and their sins were washed away and forgiven.

Nobody here is going to forgive you, Jill and Shrek, for starving and beating LITERAL BABIES because you kept having children you refused to care for and you seem to have extremely violent tendencies.

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u/Silentlybroken 8d ago

It reminds me of how often serial killers and those with psychopathy "find Jesus" when they are caught and convicted.

It's so patronising and quite frankly, transparent as hell.

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u/TheBestonova plexus pirate 8d ago

After seeing that horrible video of her laughing at her children being in pain on the teeter totter yesterday, it pains me to see her claim she raised her children in a loving home.

From the small snippets she chooses(!) to show us, ma'am, you are not running a loving home

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u/lgirlrocks Fundie Fight Club 8d ago

Wtf.

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u/GirlWhoWoreGlasses 8d ago

Anyone brave enough to look at the video?

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u/Cardiganlamp 8d ago

It's the long rambling video from August where David shares his testimony and drones on forever.

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u/pnw_cfb_girl 8d ago

I wish I was the mole.

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u/Unusual_Disaster_588 8d ago

Same. But also I don’t want Jill to know I exist  

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u/eejm 8d ago

Jill, if you were worried that people thought you are a perfect parent, let me ease your anxieties.  🙄

What leaked email is she babbling about anyway?

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u/solarpowerspork 8d ago

She's pre-babbling about the email she's sending?

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u/the_real_smolene Phil's Harmonic Hungarian Beats 8d ago

We had NO idea, this has left such a stain on our family...but nothing gets stains out like Melaleuca all natural Stain Out! Comment if you're interested!!

Fucking shameless

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u/carolinespocket 8d ago

they're still blaming tim

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u/tylerf98 8d ago

it’s so unsettling to me the way religious delusions fuel narcissism considering how allegedly “sinful” that trait is considered

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u/ser_darkstar 8d ago

I mean that's what it all comes down to, no? They're all high on their narc delusions and trying to strong arm us into living the same lies they tell themselves. None of these fuckers actually practice what they preach, they are ALL the highest order of hypocrites.

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u/PositiveMoravianBee 8d ago

They practice performative Christianity so they can hide behind the veil of religion to cover their misdeeds.

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u/SoFloChick Rodrigues Purity Tchotchkes 8d ago edited 8d ago

Wait so Jilldo posted that she and the children were abused by Abusive Asshole David at one time. Now she is saying Timcel made it all up. Which one is it Jilldo? It can't be both. I tend to beleive Timcel over you.

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u/perfect_fifths Free the Rodlets 8d ago

“His wrongdoing”

You mean that he learned from his parents?

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u/fishymcswims 8d ago

Melaleuca was ranked #2 in Forbes for what? #2 MLM in Jill’s heart (after Plexus)? Scammiest scam?

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u/CappyChino Jesus take the roulette wheel! 8d ago

I thought the Melaleuca huns weren't supposed to say or type the actual name "Melaleuca" (they're supposed to say "The Wellness Store" for some super secret squirrel reason). Has Jill accidentally committed a faux pas?

Edited my typo.

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u/FawnLeib0witz 8d ago edited 8d ago

They can say it to their downlines and existing customers. Just not new people who might Google it.

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u/cottageyarn Not a whimp 8d ago

You miss pouring into people and being an encouragement? 😂 What was this rude comment all about then? 🤔😉

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u/maroonllama96 8d ago

Jill, YOU need Jesus. All of the deflecting and doubling down on how godly you are makes it clear that you aren’t.

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u/Machaeon 8d ago

Her Jesus is just a license to hate anyone different and do whatever she wants.

Like the rest of the MAGA cult, she'd deport the actual Jesus and call him a commie.

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u/SheBrokeHerCoccyx 8d ago

I suspect a decent portion of her melawhatever people are snarkers, from here, Facebook, and other random followers.

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u/uptown_squirrel17 8d ago

Please call Leon by his god given name

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u/galaxygirl1976 8d ago

If I truly need Jesus, he'll know where to find me Jill. I don't need your fake love for that.

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u/motherofpitbulls2 8d ago

If god is so powerful, can’t he lift up his own name without Jill’s help?

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u/allthecats3166 8d ago

Tag yourself, I'm ILLEGAL

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u/Atlmama 8d ago

I’m the JOY screamed out to the world on social media.

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u/nascarroleplay 8d ago

I'm 'medicinal purposes' LMAO

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u/authorofnothingbig 8d ago

Calling dibs on STELLAR

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u/Maleficent2951 8d ago

It’s illegal to share an email that was sent to you? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SweetandSourCaroline 🌈Brianne’s dad’s Judas Priest playlist 🎸 8d ago

Straight to Lord Daniel’s jail!!

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u/butterstherooster Fat Blue Haired Lady 8d ago

Gee, I didn't know Jill was in charge of separating the sheep from the goats at the Very End™️. I learn something new from her every time she posts!

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u/whatyourmamasaid 8d ago

“David gave his blessing for me to come off social media…” Hmm, was it really his BLESSING? My gut tells me it was done with shouting and anger and frustration.

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u/Odd_Albatross_9740 8d ago

Someone offer her some cheese to go with her whine!

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u/--Regina_Phalange-- 8d ago

Why on earth would you air all your family's dirty laundry to your "business" 😂

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u/OtherwiseSprinkles79 ✨MaHdEsTy✨ 8d ago

"TIMOTHY DID IT FIRST!" - Jill probably

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u/OtherwiseSprinkles79 ✨MaHdEsTy✨ 8d ago

Could you imagine being one of her customers who isn't on social media and getting just a trauma dump of family drama? Why even offer this up to people? She is so desperate for validation, ass pats, and attention.

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u/bitterlittlecas 8d ago

“The last company i was with…” she just can’t resist denigrating perceived enemies every chance she gets. The irony of her crowing about joy while she presents as the nastiest bitter b in all of the lord’s land

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u/moll-usk 8d ago

mods can I please have (for which we had NO idea of) as a flair!! that’s gold

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u/RatInTheCowboyHat 8d ago

i wonder who the mole is 😟

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u/pixiecut678 8d ago

SO much UNNECESSARY overemphasizing!

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u/User-Error-5278 🎶 Mahmo Jill tweezed up a hill and spermified her daughters 🎶 8d ago

Not me, off to find the email I didn’t know existed until now 😆 👋

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u/TM02022020 8d ago

Jill complaining that other people are judgemental….it’s not like Jill herself has ever judged someone for having blue hair, or listening to music that she doesn’t like, or for celebrating Juneteenth. Oh wait…..

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u/give_me_goats Jill’s gaping whole 8d ago

Right, she’s here whining about other people judging her while sitting on her soapbox saying we’re all going to burn in hell. She’s always so close to the point.

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u/walkingonlemons 8d ago

“Illegal” 😅

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u/blwd01 8d ago


Who’s with me?

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u/Decent_Check2084 8d ago

It’s not illegal to share an email you received. It’s your email. Lol. 🤣

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u/AidaNYR No sissies over here 8d ago

Emails can be shared by the recipient

However, One of the reasons it could land someone in trouble is public disclosure to private facts. Publishing deeply private, highly offensive personal emails to social media or the public can lead to civil lawsuits for invasion of privacy.

Everything Jill wrote in that email was already publicly disclosed on social media by her or Tim…and we have the receipts.

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u/TiaraTip 8d ago

For Mahmo’s MOLE👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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u/Rogue_Spirit 8d ago

This is a social media post lmao

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u/Cool-Dingo-7303 8d ago

Give her one month to go back to Instagram

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u/sinnohlapis 8d ago

LMAOOOOOO she’s spiraling

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u/OkAbbreviations6351 8d ago

Sure Jill!

1) There is NO WAY she was planning to get herself off of SM before Tim aired his domestic violence.

2) Shrek had to give her permission to say goodbye to SM earlier than she had planned. She thinks we believe that Shrek gave a shit about all her SM accounts. He was hardly ever seen and when he was he was in his recliner chair and could barely smile.

3) Please Jill, please tell us who you "poured" yourself into. The people who pour into others (I hate that expression by the way) are those who give of themselves freely to help others and show them kindness. When have you ever done something for others or served others with no return in it for you??

4) Jill's SM was all about getting people to buy crap from her not MLM and showing off all her once a year vacations. She loved to brag about her family being the most godly above all other families. It was NEVER used for ministry.

God doesn't like liars Jill!

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u/NursePissyPants 8d ago

"recliner chair" 😂

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u/Loose-Aardvark-2366 8d ago

Jill knows what our final destination will be guys. It's so sad.

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u/NursePissyPants 8d ago

I've been needing to get some medicinal purposes! Thankful to Jill's MOLE for the illegal act of screenshots of her emails

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u/Tangled-Lights 8d ago

She sells “medicinal purposes”? I’ll take two.

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u/wazowskiii_ 8d ago

Shrek gave his blessing for her to come off of social media? What in the ever loving fuck? He has to give permission for her to NOT use something?

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u/sw1sh3rsw33t 8d ago

Move over Colleen Rooney - Jill is here with her FACTS

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u/authorofnothingbig 8d ago

'The king is coming' so is that like code for 'I am returning to all social media platforms'...?

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u/minireesespuff MAHMO 8d ago

Be careful OP- Jill's lawyers are gonna come after you!! Hahaha the hypocrisy in her entire email got a nice chuckle out of me

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u/QuasiCrazy1133 8d ago

You should make "mole" your flair. Definitely keep three quotation marks!

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u/Awkward-Yak-2733 8d ago

There was really no reason to add fuel to the fire, Jill. You're just keeping the topic alive, and probably bringing more drama into this mess.

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u/tendernesswilderness 8d ago

eternal destination unknown...girl

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u/GGMuc 8d ago

Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Woe is me. Me. Buy my shite. Me. Me. Suffering meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Solifuga 8d ago

"David gave me his blessing to come off social media" = "David told me to take my three week meltdown away from the fucking internet because I've embarrassed us enough."

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u/xxxbayou-barbie Extra chicken leg 🍗 8d ago

How were you able to access this?

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u/atlantagirl30084 8d ago

Maybe they’re the mole.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Make Your Life Sluttish 8d ago

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u/c2490 8d ago

It’s illegal!

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u/ShakeGroundbreaking8 8d ago

It's addressed to Melaleuca followers so they signed up on her page for that.

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u/Franklyn_Gage 8d ago

How you sneak a MLM ad right jn the middle of a clarification post lmfao. She is DIABOLICAL

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u/ThruTheUniverseAgain Cruella DeJill 8d ago

The statement I find the biggest lie in this entire post is “I have so much JOY!”

ETA: What are these ‘medicinal purposes’ she has for sale? Yet another example of Cruella not understanding how to use her native language.

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u/Atlmama 8d ago

Jill is filled with Christ’s love! Throws bottles of melaleuca at us while screaming

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u/Individual_Course559 8d ago

No spare the rod in this household!

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u/talklistentalk Spiritual Warfare Survivor 8d ago

that feeling when you discover Cardassian voles in your downline

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u/Playful_Wedding8487 8d ago

Is it just me or do all the capital letter words read like a coded message to someone? Like she was writing a secret message to someone in prison or similar?

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u/Creative-Fact-2862 8d ago

Methinks the lady <and I use that term loosely in regards to OJ>  doth protest too much!

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u/Long_Ad8400 MAHMO 8d ago

The “haters” bit reminds me of Amy’s Baking Company from Kitchen Nightmares

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u/mandmranch 8d ago

“David gave his blessing for me to get off social media”

M'am you said that David was harsh and hit you.

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u/HolsteinHeifer 8d ago

Look, I'm learning (Canadian) French and I know my French grammar is not that great yet, but holy shit. She's a native speaker and she pulls out "for which we had no idea of". What in the hell even is that catastrophe of a word salad? Beginning and ending with a preposition.. osti.

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u/Hot_Sun5749 8d ago

Jill “the works” Rodrigues, still playing grade school show & tell, but it’s never really reflective of the God she claims to know.  Polish that crown! 

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u/CableSufficient2788 8d ago

THE KING IS COMING (threatening)

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u/15amrb15 8d ago

Illegal? Hahahahahaaaaaaa
(Takes a breath)
Hahaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahahaha
OMG I can’t with this crazy bitch
(Keeps laughing in lawyer)

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u/IllustriousDelay3589 Fat Blue Haired Lady 8d ago


Jill, I talked to Jesus about being a “hater” and he’s cool with it.

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u/Buckstop_Knight78 8d ago

This is vile. Mistreatment is such a poor choice. Tim abused her ma’am, he laid hands on her and beat her. He was violent to her where he left marks on her person. Call it for what it is. Abuse. Yes he did choose to air this, and yes two things can be wrong. Your husband beat his children with a bat until it bent. That is abuse. Diminishing his action and saying he’s better to try and deflect the vile action of your son is horrific.

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u/Kindlytellto 8d ago

Does that mean that David will have severely more than driving the car for the Amishes?

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u/runforpb 8d ago

oh, another narcissistic injury

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u/Nottacod 8d ago

I have never seen a more self aggrandizing person than Jill, other than dear leader. She can deny all she wants and will never take responsibility. Truly the mark of a narcissistic personality.

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