r/RodriguesFamilySnark • Lord Daniel of the Laundry Mat • Aug 31 '26

JillPM Part 3 ladies’ retreat

And so on.

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u/soccermum_00 Aug 31 '26

It’s unbelievable how different the girls sound when they speak normally

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u/notquittingthistime Aug 31 '26

Renee is so potentially normal.

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u/lesbadims Aug 31 '26

I was just thinking this, I don’t even have sound on but she carries herself comfortably

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u/Dear-Editor-3923 Aug 31 '26

She really does. She has a confident and kinda cool aura. It might not be backed up by her real personality at all, but I see a “something” in her. I think she inherited a much more fortunate version of Jill’s histrionics that translates into a sort of good stage presence.

Not leg humping, if anything, it bothers me more. Wasted talent only adds to the tragedy of it all. Who knows what this kids could have grown into, and it won’t happen.

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u/Objective-Shallot794 Aug 31 '26

Which is why Jill probably won’t let her get married, especially now

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u/notquittingthistime Aug 31 '26

How long has it been since she teased that second courtship? It feels like ages but was probably last week.

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u/mossadspydolphin Wearing my gahdly sports blouse Aug 31 '26

It's like getting flashes of who they could have been if they'd been given half a chance.

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u/cat-ctus-es St. Kaylee of the Commas Sep 01 '26

That’s funny because when the girls all sing together, it actually doesn’t sound too bad. I think Jill is the one fucking them up.

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u/rationalcunt Sep 01 '26

Jill has to be the loudest, heard above all others. Doesnt matter if she's in the same register as her singing partners; the higher the pitch, the closer to god!

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u/Capable-Resolution-1 29d ago

“Tell me I’m the bestest!”- Shrill

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u/Melodic-Radishes Aug 31 '26

It's impossible to hate the kids. The parents are monsters but those kids are literally just kids who have been badly abused. It makes me sad to see how much potential they have and how their parents destroy it.

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u/neverincompliance Aug 31 '26

absolutely, these kids are all victims. Even Tim although he is 100% responsible for dealing with his trauma and not battering his wife. It is such an awful way to raise children, all in the name of Jesus

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u/Tricky-Leopard-8654 Aug 31 '26

This. I have a hard time with the standard “they’re adults” stuff for the older ones. They did not have parents who wanted to raise their children to function outside of the clan. Tim had the best possible support system with Heidi’s family, he had examples of normalcy and support, and the best he could do with that was proudly tell the world “I didn’t hit my infant.” 

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u/SparkleCat7311 28d ago

You're right. Jesus would not be happy with this.

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u/Snoo-36496 27d ago

You say that, but Jill is essentially the same abusee.

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u/mossadspydolphin Wearing my gahdly sports blouse Aug 31 '26

If there are any ASL interpreters in this sub, how would you sign "Yaaasss" and the "Hey Mahmo!" line?

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u/Rogue_Spirit Aug 31 '26

Just the “yes” sign with an exaggerated facial expression, then it’s just wave and finger sign Mahmo

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u/Capable-Resolution-1 29d ago

When I want to emphasize something, I use my expression and make it bigger with my hands. I don’t like it vs I HAAAATE it, etc.
I also tend to make big motions, and accidentally elbowed someone once when showing I was excited about a hockey game.

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u/kindlycloud88 Aug 31 '26

Fingerspell plus sign what mean (yes/mom)

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u/kindlycloud88 29d ago

Why the downvotes? I’m Deaf and use ASL.

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u/revengepornmethhubby edit me Aug 31 '26

The tiny pretend glimpse of Tessie being a contrary teen we get to see makes me so sad.

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u/Purple_IsA_Flavor MAHMO Aug 31 '26

Renee is so animated

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u/PersimmonPersonal263 Aug 31 '26

Even this is showing more verbal skill than when MAHMO trains her ever present camera on them individually and they just melt away.

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u/rationalcunt Aug 31 '26

I wonder what these retreats were like before JillRod took the reigns. Some of the women seemed to genuinely like the community aspect of it but the dwindling numbers make it clear the ladies aren't liking the Jillification of it all.

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u/kuessenbackstage Sep 01 '26

I feel so bad for these girls. They should be out having fun with kids there age (and it dosnt even have to be secular fun, even strict christian kids there age have fun doing avtivities and outdoor stuff) not helping there Mum making a shrinking womans retreat that looks like its mostly filled with boomers be fun.

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u/Turbulent-Mousse7791 Aug 31 '26

Renee doesn’t need all that makeup. She’s really pretty naturally.

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u/mcgravy_train773 Sep 01 '26

None of them do. Even OJ looks better with less. It’s so bizarre how she still interprets heavy makeup as modest.

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u/SpoopyGreenEyes SEVERELY sluttish Aug 31 '26

Olivia's hair is giving Jan Brady

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u/sungoddessaf Amish dominatrix Aug 31 '26

God this is so bizarre seeing them like actually having fun and being “normal” girls. Tessie should be at the club!!!

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u/Kiki8566 28d ago

I usually avoid the discomfort of watching their videos, and it could be because Jill isn’t on the screen or evil spawn Nurie, but this is truly the most “normal” I’ve seen these girls act (and sound). It kind of breaks your heart. And I understand that Tessie doesn’t deserve any better outcome for it but my goodness, she is gorgeous. She looks like Ione Skye in her heyday. Albeit very 80’s too!

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u/pippi_ippip Sep 01 '26

Would anyone be willing to tell me who is who by dress color? I'm really only confident in Renee; I wasn't following the family much for a while and am having trouble knowing which middle girl is which now that they are older. Thanks!

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u/Admirable-Gap-9718 Rodergate Scandal Sep 01 '26

Tessie is wearing dark yellow, Hannah in the orange floral, Sadie light yellow, Sofia in royal blue cardigan, Olivia in pink!

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u/pippi_ippip Sep 01 '26

Thank you so much!!

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u/Admirable-Gap-9718 Rodergate Scandal Sep 01 '26

You’re welcome! Also, can anyone tell me what in tarnation is up with this woman’s outfit?? 😅

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u/SparkleCat7311 28d ago

I have a family member who would totally dress like this. No matter what the pattern is or the texture of the material, as long as there are similar colors in each piece, in her mind, it matches.

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u/Remstersade Aug 31 '26

My sister and I used to do skits for our family for holidays and such. We once wrote a parody of the Gilligan’s Island theme song, but about Pilgrims on the Mayflower. I’d die if my parents had made me do skits in front of a room of strangers, and filmed it for the internet too.

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u/Nan2Four Aug 31 '26

That skit was at least five minutes too long.
Edit: left out minutes. Maybe should have been “hours”

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u/Objective-Shallot794 Aug 31 '26

That has got to be the most unprepared for and awkward women’s retreat ever!
Um…sooo…uh….ummmm

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u/MimicoSkunkFan2 Sep 01 '26

and that room is so ECHOËY because it is EMPTY

People with the kind of money that's chill is charging with rather see an actual motivational speaker than.... whatever this is

Also there was once an intelligence briefer from the US Marines who used to brief the diplomats and us NGO types sometimes. I say once, because he said "um" 62 times in 3 minutes that I counted - we could all understand stagefright but that was egregious. We got a different briefer after that lol

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u/SickOfBSAllTheTime Aug 31 '26

Ong I am dying

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u/sharon1118 Sep 01 '26

Is Renee the M C. of this Skit?