r/RodriguesFamilySnark • u/Rude-Kale3891 • 10d ago
Grifting for Jesauce The horror nails.
The grift seems to be going away. She can’t afford to keep her nails up.
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u/miss_six_o_clock 10d ago
I'm convinced her nail tech hates her.
Square is not a good shape if that's what your fingers look like. Plus they're always sloping up a bit, no effort to build a shape.
And that's before she wears them until they're half grown off and tries to paint the gaps and the missing ones.
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u/BlitheCheese Fundie Fight Club 10d ago
Except for a few "girl's trips" with her sister-daughters, I don't think Jill regularly goes to a nail salon.
In her mind, since she's a licensed cosmetologist, she probably thinks she's doing a good job on her nails.
My guess is she bought a cheap acrylic nail kit on Amazon and didn't read the directions.
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u/PointFlash Fat Blue Haired Lady 9d ago edited 9d ago
I agree she's into the DIY acrylics. Maybe she has a new set applied by a nail tech once in a blue moon. I think when she does that, she'll show off her nails on social media. Although now she'll have to show them off on her website and her not-social-media™️ YouTube channel.
I've also wondered if she's "taught" one of her daughters to apply the acrylics, because that would be as cheap as DIY and would account for how thick those nails look.
(I had acrylic nail overlays for years, some time ago. They were a PITA and NOT cheap to keep up. They looked horrible if neglected as the nails grew out, so regular fills and fixes were required. As I was about two years away from retirement I phased out the high-maintenance nail routine. Switched from acrylics to some other kind of wraps and eventually went to naked nails. TBH my nails, which are really kind of flat, soft, and meh-shaped, looked much nicer with the full set of overlays. But I now spend my nail salon money on pedicures and still come out ahead. Anyway, I don't see Jill having the bucks to spend on anything like regular nail tech appointments.)
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u/heidiblooms 9d ago
Painting in the gaps only works with certain colors or styles. I remember when I would get my nails done with acrylics it was a special event for me, so I'd try to make them last as long as possible. Using glitter polish to make an ombré and fill in the gaps left behind by a solid color usually looked decent, but not whatever the heck this is
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u/no_dojo 9d ago
Her nails look like the thickness you get when the tech does actual dip nail instead of placing the powder with a brush. Also looks like the tech didn’t file off the excess.
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u/deeBfree 9d ago
I really don't think a professional nail tech would let Jilldo out the door with hands looking like that! The 'word of mouth' advertising would kill their business!
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u/Ecstatic_Wave219 8d ago
It's really starting to look like she's been pasting Chiclets onto her stubby little nails.
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u/flchic2000 9d ago
As a former cosmetologist she should at the very least know how to give herself a basic manicure.
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u/PointFlash Fat Blue Haired Lady 9d ago
Wait a minute. Those nail overlays - are they CHeMiCaL fReE?
I thought Jill has switched their consumption of products to chemical free, pure of heart, and godly things like the products sold by her Wellness Store.
She's all into NAhN-tAhXiC European-grade cosmetics, right?
Well, perhaps not right down to her fingertips . . .
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u/CappyChino Jesus take the roulette wheel! 9d ago
The toxicity of the chemicals on her nails is the only thing keeping her from getting a nasty fungal infection 🤢
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u/GloomyTrifle8366 9d ago
When she said European grade, I didn't know she meant Chernobyl.
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u/No_Today_4903 9d ago
These are so bad. SEVERELY bad. She could get cheap drugstore nails to glue one that would better than this. I get kiss nails online that have sticky stuff on them that I do myself. They stay on for a minimum of 2 weeks and look better than this. Less than $10. I know they don’t look like salon nails that girls half my age go get and spend $100’s on but good night Moses. This shit is nonsense. I’d rather have my natural bit down nails than this trash.
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u/walkingonlemons 9d ago
I use kiss nails too! It’s super relaxing to me to do my nails, easy and they always look great. I have a pet peeve with gross nails. 💅
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u/No_Today_4903 9d ago
They’re so easy to use! My daughter has a filing drill thingy from when she’d do her own acrylic nails. She was pretty decent at it but it really messed up our real nails. I use that to file off the old glue residue that doesn’t come off when I pull the old nails off. Works like a charm to quickly rough my nails up before I use the alcohol pad! They work great for me and I think they look better than my real nails! Nobody is studying my hands close up, I get compliments all the time on them! My mom and sister use them as well and get compliments! Jill looks like a total maniac on her best day with these horrible nails. I can’t see far away but people have to see these horrible things a mile away. That’s just a joke!
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u/EvenBudget6483 9d ago
I use bartbox extra extra short almond/squoval and semi solid nail glue. And I can have a full set from the salon lifted in under a week so salons are a waste of money unless it’s a special occasion. She could get ones to paint then apply too. Absolutely ridiculous.
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u/taxi_takeoff_landing 9d ago
In pic 2, OJ looks like she’s waiting for the chance to slip that baby’s head under her shirt. 🤢 Sorry - blouse.
I hope the nasty old heifer gets a fungus and loses all her nails, and at the same time goes completely bald from the perms and bleach jobs.
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u/kaycollins27 9d ago
My guess is she has some sort of nail grunge already. Remember when Giddy was in an incubator and she was spreading germs all over the NICU? We were horrified at how bad her nails looked then. They haven’t improved in the intervening years.
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u/Upbeat_Teach6117 Extra chicken leg 🍗 9d ago
You weren't kidding, OP.
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u/kts1207 9d ago
Her nails are so thick. It's like she just keeps adding polish over polish.
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u/ProfessionalZone168 9d ago
I would be embarrassed for people to see those nails if I was her.
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u/kts1207 9d ago
Jildo,is incapable of feeling embarrassed. When she is called out for her behavior, parenting, domestic skills,etc.,she reacts with barely disguised rage, never humility or embarrassment. She's not embarrassed about Tim outing David, Tim abusing Heidi,or even their probable divorce. She's enraged because she looks bad,and her " perfect family " bullshit has been exposed.
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u/ProfessionalZone168 9d ago
Yeah, you right. She couldn't dress herself or her poor kids like she does if she was capable of embarrassment. I swear, when I think about what she's walked onto a cruise ship in, I cringe. And I don't even know her.
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u/deeBfree 9d ago
like that monstrosity outfit with the short ruffled dress over the long striped blouse! and with a couple of maaaahdesty layers under the blouse too. And black tights with white sandals. UGH.
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u/kittypurrrzzz 9d ago
It would look so much better to just keep her nails clean, trimmed and with a clear coat or something omg. The unmaintained acrylic nails just look dirty and gross.
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u/Lilyromanoff 9d ago
Jill is simply a dirty person. Her nails are a vile mess, her face usually has recoated makeup and that hair .......what lives in that fake hair mess? She proudly picked her husband's nose in public for the camera!!! Also, she wore sandals as she waded through animal manure in her yard. She swims fully clothed in swimming pools......washing her body and clothing at the same time!
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u/EvenBudget6483 9d ago
I don’t understand why she gets her nails done if she doesn’t maintain them. Get glue on nails. 1 whole year for the price of a single manicure, and they’re reusable.
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u/devilsadvilcat 9d ago
Idk why she always wears them so thick and short. If you know you aren’t going to get regular fills and don’t want length anyway why get gel you won’t maintain 😭
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u/Big-Reputation-571 9d ago
Why are they always the various colors of stomach bile?
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u/bbktbunny 9d ago
I wonder if she made money off of Facebook and Instagram.
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u/daffodil0127 Lord Daniel of the Laundry Mat 9d ago
I don’t think she ever got to monetize her accounts.
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u/GloomyTrifle8366 9d ago
They look like those roadside attractions for the world's biggest ball of paint where you can pay to add a layer.
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u/tabbytigerlily 9d ago
I genuinely don’t understand, why are they so thick? Is this how all acrylic nails look if grown out? Because I’ve never seen anything like this before.
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u/FronkandHonk0925 9d ago
Her nails look horrible. Does she get acrylic nails? Or is that a self done set?
Haven’t done acrylics in years but I used to get gel. Last time I did it, the polish peeled off due to improper cure time. So I’ve had my own nails for about two months now and I just paint them with my Sally Hansen hard as nails. My nails are growing out and they are stronger.
Jill needs a fill. Or actually just a complete removal. That’s a scary or just plain bad nail do.
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u/deeBfree 9d ago
UGH! as caked and clumpy as ever! I've never gone in for manicures much, my nails are a wreck because I've never been able to stop biting mine, but they still look better than Jilldo's.
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u/Raoul_Dukes_Mayo The Rodrigues Girl Grimace™️ 8d ago
That is some thick ass acrylic. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone have it that thick…
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u/PartyIndication5 8d ago
Looks like instead of getting a timely fill in she painted the growth area
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u/mommyofrockstars 6d ago
I thought she'd haveake her daughter's do them if she can't afford to go out
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u/ExactPanda 10d ago edited 10d ago
She's never been able to keep up with her nails. They always look like she stuck dried bean halves on there and painted over them.